Hello! This is a request drabble collection. Basically, I'm not coming up with the ideas. YOU are. Give me a recipe for some fun I'll write it in this little drabble collection! If you have any OCs you want in this story, PM me telling me about them and they can join in the fun too!

To start you off, here's a little story about what happened when Murder Rose and China Sorrows went after Skul's family...

Can I Pee On You?

In which Murder Rose learns that she doesn't like children

Nefarian Serpine stood before them, right arm behind his back.

"Hello, my dears," he grinned. "I have a special mission for you today."

Murder Rose turned to look at China Sorrows, who was, as always, focused on the task at hand and not paying any attention to her. Pity.

"This mission is of the greatest importance. It is this mission which will lead to Skulduggery Pleasant finally being broken once and for all. It will be a milestone in the war. Him and the Dead Men will crumble—"

"What do you want me to do?" interrupted Murder Rose, who was getting rather irritated.

Serpine glared at her. "I want you to go and bring me his wife and child."

Murder Rose felt a huge smile creeping across her face, which was rather unusual. It was however, she felt, necessary. She hadn't killed anybody in so long, and she was excited to feel her sword slicing through flesh again. Flesh that didn't belong to the chicken she cooked for dinner last night. What? You don't think that she should use her sword to cut up a chicken? She was desperate.

"You can't kill either of them though."

She scowled. China remained nonchalant. As usual.

They finally arrived at Skulduggery's house, by which time it was midnight, because every spooky story is like that. China had decided to go after his wife, whereas Murder was going after his child. Just, you know, for some variety.

China took a deep breath and tied her hair back into a ponytail. She stepped up to the door and knocked.

"It's midnight, nobody's going to answer the door," Murder noted.

The symbol China had earlier carved on the door glowed and the door opened without a sound.

"Oh."

China stepped in, so softly it was like she was walking on air. Murder's boots clacked against the wooden floor.

"Shut up."

"Try being quiet when you're wearing combat boots."

"Try not wearing combat boots."

Murder scowled and China walked past her, into the living room. Skulduggery's wife was standing there, a ball of flame in each hand.

"See, China? Knocking would have worked after all!"

China sighed as Skulduggery's wife dived at her.

Murder managed to avoid the commotion and made her way to the kid's room. She kicked the door open and grabbed the kid and it screamed and—

"OK, what the hell am I doing here?"

They were in France. The kid is a teleporter. Oh my god.

"Who are you?" asked the little boy.

She groaned.

"Wait! I know! You're Aunty Mary!" the boy squealed, hugging her. Ugh. Murder tried to peel him off.

"Who the hell is Aunty Mary?"

"You are!"

"OK, fine."

"I need to pee. Can I pee on you or do you want me to use the bathroom?"

Murder's grip on him tightened. "If you pee on me, I will injure you very badly."

The little boy smiled and teleported them into his toilet at his house. He then gave her a sad look.

"I don't know how to take off my pants."

She took deep breaths. "Grab the edges and pull."

He pulled them really hard to the sides and they went twack against his legs and he started crying.

"I am not going to help you take off your pants! You take off your pants or you pee in them!"

He stopped sniffling and she could smell urine.

"No! Don't pee in your pants!"

"But you said I could!"

"I didn't!"

"You did!"

"Oh my god, I swear-"

"If you don't take off my pants I will teleport you to somewhere big and far away. Like the ocean! Do you like the ocean?"

She gritted her teeth. Clenching her eyes shut, she pulled down his pants...

And got peed on.

"Oops." giggled the little boy, and she grabbed her sword.

Suddenly, she heard a crash, and the sound of Skulduggery's wife and China screaming.

"Mommy? Should I help Mommy?"

She smiled as nicely as possible. "No, Mommy's fine."

"But Mommy is screaming!"

"No, Mommy is singing. She just has a really crappy singing voice."

"But she's a good singer!"

"No! I'm a good singer."

"Really! Will you sing me a lullaby?"

She picked him up and sang him Pumped Up Kicks.

"No, you're not a good singer."

She frowned. "Yes I am."

Still singing, she slowly walked him to the car outside, where China was now waiting. Skulduggery's wife was in the boot of the car. She was unconscious, luckily.

"We're taking you to Disneyland!" she beamed at him. "So don't teleport!"

He looked at China and was instantly entranced. "You're pretty."

China smiled, but Murder could tell it wasn't genuine. "Thank you."

"Can I pee on you?"

She slapped him. "Hell no. Get in the car."

Murder quickly interjected. "She's part of the haunted house."

"She came all the way from the haunted house to see me?"

"Yes she did. She's a vampire."

China glared at her and she laughed, getting inside the car. The little boy quickly fell asleep.

"You have pee on you."

"I know."

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