How To Be A Teenager and An Amazonian

Hi, I'm back! Don't think anyone really missed me but that's where my imagination comes in. This story is about my OC Wonder Boy and how I think his life would be on the Yj team. I have no beta so there might be some grammatical errors but stick with me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yj, Themiscyra, Wonder Woman nor the Team.

Chapter 1

A New Beginning

Groan, 'I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die a virgin. I'm gonna die an uncool nerdy virgin and my brother is gonna get my room'. All this ran through my head as I drifted along my death bed, that's right drifted. I was stranded out at sea, I don't even remember how I got here, all I can conjure up are baffling memories of pleading, gun shots and a great splash and nothing. Just blank, I couldn't tell if this was a good thing or bad but hell I couldn't tell you what my name was if I wanted to but I could tell you I was going to die.

BUMP!

It stopped. I wasn't moving anymore and I couldn't hear that damn bird squawking mockingly at my pitiful state but I didn't care, I just couldn't care anymore. Even the distant sound of footsteps couldn't get a rise out of me, neither the shocked gasp or the quiet mumbling. As far I could tell, I was already dead to the world so there was really no point in dreaming... I gave up on those but then -cue stiffening and mega blurriness- 'God, when I was the last time I opened my eyes?' And then the warmest sensation I've ever felt during my most pitiful life ever. "Who... Wha?" Gosh, talking is painful!

"Hush my child, conserve your strength and rest". Holy cow! Who was this person? An angel? Or-or... "Mum?". I rasped. I couldn't help myself, the word was out my mouth before I had any time process it. I was so tired and she was so warm, I blinked when I felt stiffen then relaxed and kept moving on. "Yes, now rest my child... My prince". Then it all went dark.

[3 Days Later]

I shifted, groaned and mumbled disgusting threats but that damn sun would not move! I felt like shit and I just wanted to rest after my near death experience, wait - near death experience? I immediately bolted upright and then right after clutched my chest, for some reason it really hurt. I looked around the room but I didn't recognize anything.. "Is this my room? Where am I?... Better question, who am I?. And with that I started to hyperventilate, recalling all I could remember which was nothing...

" Be still". I immediately felt myself relaxing at the angel-like voice and the hand running smooth circles on my back. I unconsciously leaned back into the touch and again the word left my mouth without my consent but it felt right "Mom?" If possible I felt her relaxed behind me too, like I said something right. I rested my head in her lap and got my first good look at her and wow! She was as beautiful as she sounded. Full lips, long eyelashes, really really pretty blue eyes and long raven hair. 'Do I look like that? I sure hope so'.

"Mom, who am I? Where am I... I can't remember anything.. ". I rattled on

" Shh, you are my child and you are home. You had an unfortunate accident but you are safe now". Safe.. And with that I closed my eyes and relaxed in her embrace. I was safe..

[Years of Virgirous Training]

I was excited, scratch that I was delirious! After four years I was finally allowed to visit Man's World like my older sister Diana! I stood at the entrance of the palace with my mother and Artemis beside me waiting for her arrival. I stood dressed in the American colors as recommended by Mom and Amazon gear aka my lasso/rope and my uh costume? (A/N I really liked Cassie's Yj appearance so he's wearing that with the American colors. Only difference is the shirt is now blue).

"Are you ready my boy? ". I looked up to meet my Moms' clear blue eyes and frowned slightly. I was a little on the short side with blonde hair laying limply in my eyes no matter how many times I brush it aside and my Mom wouldn't let me cut it saying I reminded her of our Aunt. Eventually it got a little long any I had to the back in a low ponytail. God I hate my hair. I brushed the irritating thing out my sky blue eyes and peered up at her again after looking around. I loved my eyes."Heck yeah". I could hear Artemis behind me laughing away while my Mom shook her head with a fond smile.

Just then there was a sound passing us by overhead and I couldn't keep still when I looked up to see my sister in her Invisible Jet pulling in for a landing. I wasted no time and immediately rushed forward. 'Today's the Day!'