Chapter 1
Once upon a tim, Jacky Chan took a brake from feeding. He desided it wood be a gud idea to get sum Z's. All of sudden, in hims bedroom, Shrek popped out of the genie lamp and said "Welcome to your lair".
"OMG," said the Jacky Chan, "I'm gunna git shrekd"
Shrekky Boy then unzipped his earwax and pulled out his large digit.
"What a big cock," marveled Jacky Chan.
"It's all ogre nao," shrek replyed
"This isnt wut I ask for!"
Shrek then proceeded to peel an onion and spinkle the jooses all over the real Jacky Chan. Jacky Chan flinched, and tears started to drip from his Mexicano face. Partially from the onions, partially from shrek's large dick in his swamp.
Jacky Chan asked, "What are u doing in my swamp? I hav a girlfriends and kids. What will they think of me?"
Shrek turns to him and sayed "This is mai swamp"
Then he reelized his family would be proud of him, seeing as Jacky was chosen by shrek to be THE ONE. He knew this swamp was no longer his own. It belongs to shrek now.
Upon this realizashun, jacky chan regrets ever opposing shrek.
"Im sorry mommy ill do better next time"
The time floo bye, and soon it was past Jacky Chan's bedtime. He never did get those Z's he was craving.
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER. WILL JACKY CHAN GET THOSE Z's?