[AT EMMA'S HOUSE]
Emma: bye dad i am going to go smoosh lips with my boyfriend danniel
Mr. Alonzo: ok bye wait i do not like that boy you do not have my permission
Emma: i'm going anyway i need to smoosh lips right now or else
[Emma runs out of house to go to Daniel house and snmoosh lips]
Mr. Alonzo: i hav no congtrol over my life anyrmore.
[Mr. Alonzo feels depressd, he dosn't know what to do anymore, he has given up]
Mr. Alonzo: i m just a meedyoker maths teacher and no one likes me or respects
[SUDDENLKY telephone rings and mr alonzo go and pick up the receiver.]
Mr/ Alonzo: Hello?
Man on telephone: Hello is this francisco alonzo
Mr. Alonzo: yes thias is may i ask who is calling please and thank you
man on telephon: yes, this is the man from the publishers clearing house you have won a shopping spree
Mr. alonzo: oh boy i am so excite
man on telephone: yes i am so happy for you, so now you can go shopping spree!
Mr. alonzo: ok thanks you i will go now
[AT THE MALL]
Mr. Alonzo: wow i cannot believe that i won an unlimited shopping spree from publishers clearing house i wonder if i will find something i will enjoy wearing
[he goes into first store: which is jc penny]
Mr. Alonzo: hello, i would like a sweater
jc penny: you are in luck, we have a wide variety of sweaters for you
[jc penny shows Mr. Alonzo their selection of designer sweaters, in bold prints like bill cosby run man sweater]
Mr. Alonzo: i will take ALLS OF THEM!
jc penny: wow thank you, how will you be paying today
Mr. Alonzo: i won the publishers clearing house shopping spree, thank you
jc penny: i don't think that is a real thing
Mr. Alonzo: don't be silly, SWEEPSTAKES Superstar Ed McMahon called me on the phone and said so
jc penny: sir, ed mcmahon worked for american family publishers and also he is dea-
mr. alonzo: ok thank you i will take these sweaters
[Mr. Alonzo walks out of stor with all sweaters]
shoplifting alarm system: beep beep beep beep
Mr. Alonzo: this is interesting texchno song they are playing at mall
[Mr. Alonzo goes into next store, which is named hot topics]
Mrs. Hot Topics: hello may i help you
Mr. Alonzo: yes I need tshirts to make me seem youthful and cool to my teenage daughter who i need approval from and to steer her away from that boy she smooshes lips with daniel millar i don't approve of him or their love
Mrs. Hot Topics: well we have just what you need, here is our selection of YOUTUBE Superstar Fred shirts and alsoINTERNET Superstar GrumpyCat shirts
Mr. alonzo: thank you i will take all of them
Mrs. Hot Topics: ok how ill you be paying
Mr. Alonzo: just contact SWEEPSTAKES Superstar Ed McMahon
Mrs hot topics: what
Mr Alonzo: bye
[Mr. Alnnzo walk into next store, which is victrorias secrets]
Victorias Secret: hello woyuld you like to buy sexi underwares
Mr. Alonzo: no
[Mr. Alonzo goes back home]
Mr. Alonzo: today was a good day
[SUDDENLY there is angry knock at the door. Mr. Alonzo opens the door. it is the owners of all the stores they are mad]
ownders of the stores: you stoled our merchansdise! we will hav u arested and the justice system will have its way with you
Mr. Alonzo: no wait you have to understand
[SUDDENLY a strange figure appears, it is SWEEPSTAKES Superstar Ed McMahon]
Ed McMahon: iut's ok he's with me he won a sewepstakes
owners: ok
Mr. Alonzo: thank you SWEEPSTAKES Superstar EdMcman, how can i ever repay you
Ed McMahon: well, i am the owner of a high school called iridum high school in miami
Mr. Alonzo: hey i am a teacher at a high school called iridium high school, and this is miami!
Ed McMahon: oh wow, whast a coincidence would u like to be princple
Mr. Alonzo: YEAS
[suddenly Emma enters house, back from smooshing lips with daniel millar]
Mr. Alonzo: Emma guess what I am your new principle!
[Emma mouth agape]
[Fade to black]
[tune into nex tepistode]