I hold no rights to the characters at all.

Written in boredom/sadness that my dream of going to the Warp Tour at the Age of 15 was ripped violently from me.

This is a story.

But not just any story. Oh no, it's one of the best stories you'd ever read…but then again, there are better stories on this website that I think you could find a better one…

Well, as you probably guessed, this is a story about my favorite characters from Kingdom Hearts II:

Axel

Roxas

Riku

&

Sora.

Those four are my most favorite…but then again, I like Demyx…I love him a lot.

Well back to my story. It doesn't really have the greatest plot line there is, but I think it will be awesome.

Ok.

Let's get those creative juices flowing.

Axel stood outside and Ice Cream shop why ice cream? I just had some today, where he stood daily. Why he stood there? It's because behind the corner stood the g-boy of his dreams.

Roxas.

This little ball of hotness served Ice Cream on Monday's, Wednesday's and Friday's. Why? Cause its better!

Well, he would serve the ice cream with a smile. And all Axel could do was drool all over the window that Roxas had to clean each day; so frankly, he didn't like the red head very much. More work for him. Plus for other reasons, which I will get to later.

Well the reason Axel never asked out the blonde hottie was that he was scared…and also from a distance he could get his pictures, which he blew up to poster size and posted all over his walls at home. He even took some into the office he worked at. Organization XIII Cola: A refreshing way to cool down. Got it memorized?

Wait. Let me back up and tell you how they met. Roxas used to work at the Cola industry, but he kept getting pestered by his fellow workmates. Axel being one of them. Also, Demyx was another.

Constantly Demyx and Axel would fight over Roxas merchandise that somehow appeared. Roxas saw that they had made Roxas underwear like the underwear I saw that had Sasuke on them, but Roxas was on it…shirtless.

This lead to that and law suits were passed, and restraining orders were given, and Roxas left the Organization. But that was ok for Demyx. He later moved onto Sora, but that's for later.

Anyway, now Axel had to stand about 5 feet away from him or he'd be breaking his restriction whatever thingy…I don't know, I don't want to go into a law field.

Well as Roxas served ice cream to a lovely couple, he looked up and noticed that there stood Axel. He sighed and ignored him.

When it was near closing, he closed the little, delicious ice cream shop that I love so much and started on his way home. Just as he turned he bumped into Axel.

Roxas got mad and almost shouted out before Axel leaned down and kissed him, right there…where people frowned upon it and I came from no where hitting them with that bread from Spain that is indestructible.

Roxas gave into temptation and gave in to the kiss, while I took many pictures with the cell phone camera I don't have.

Axel, being on cloud 13, abruptly ended the kiss and threw Roxas over his shoulder and sped to his home.

They got there…one thing lead to another and clothes were laying in random places and noises can be heard…Yeah, I'm not going into detail.

BUT WAIT! I forgot to tell you that on the way there they saw Neji and Gaara dry humping each other…why? Because they were going to go get some ice cream when the URGE came…you can't escape.

Yeah.

From that day on, Roxas got a little used to his new boyfriend's weird rituals which included praying to the Roxas shrine, getting new pictures and videos of Roxas, and his normal art lessons he has every Tuesday and Thursday. Why?

Those are the days Roxas doesn't work.

And that next day after they screwed each other senseless, Roxas couldn't walk for a while and was pretty crabby at work…which caused him to almost lose his job.

What made him keep it?

Why it was the fact that Axel came a few seconds before the boss said "You're fired" like the Trump, with flowers and kissed him smack dab on the lips.

Fan girls came flying in and watching like a bunch of chickens eating there little chicken food they eat.

And while they watched, why not have some ice cream like I did today that tasted like watermelon? It all worked out.

Teh End.

Good?

I think it's good.

If you want more…maybe I'll write more. Some people might find this offensive and send me flames.

Though there is more to this story. That was just the Axel x Roxas pairing.

I haven't even gone into Sora and Riku. Because come on everyone, we know Sora like Riku and vice verse. Kairi's just there to make Sora seem straight…though I have nothing against Kairi. She's cool.

I'm cool with her.

Well. On with this story.

I CAME BACK FOR SORA AND RIKU! To know that the heck I'm talking about visit Mochisama's profile on this crazy website.

Well any way, Sora was sitting in a rocking chair, rocking back and forth, knitting. Why knitting? Because it looks cool and I wish I could do it. You know you want to also.

Well he was knitting a little blanket that had little chibi heads of himself and Riku of it snuggling…which is sort of hard cause their just floating heads…but I'm sure, by the power of KINGDOM HEARTS, he made it work.

He looked up and saw that Riku pulled up in a little silver HUMMER! Ha-ha fooled you. You thought it would be a little BMW bug or something.

But no. That's not Riku. That's not Riku at all. Riku don't roll like that.

He got out of his HUMMER and walked towards the door. Sora scrambled and tried to find a hiding place.

He found one that Riku would never look for Sora in. Riku walking in and called out Sora's name 3 times.

Sora quietly giggled…from behind a frickin' LAMP POST! Come on Sora! I thought you would have thought of a better place then that. You basically traveled to thousands of different worlds and back but all you could find was a lamppost?

I feel sorry for Riku…

Well back to the story.

Riku searched the highs and lows of the house and didn't find Sora. "Oh Crap! Demyx must have gotten to him!" Riku cried out and fell over crying…Which was sadly disappointing…

I mean, I have to spend a whole game looking for him and see how bad ass he is and here he is crying over the fact that his boyfriend is hiding behind a lamppost about 2 feet from him.

What a let down.

Well. Sora being the good natured person he is ran from behind said lamp post and hugged him. Riku jumped up and they kissed the life out of each other. Why? Why do I keep asking why?

Well, Riku stopped crying after the great gay sex they had and was happy. He solved the mystery of the missing Sora…which had nothing to do with the story at all…what the hell?

That is the end…and sadly…I'm scared…

That I just wrote that…

Save me!

D:

Uhh…yeah…the end.

Just remember kiddies:

Yaoi for life.

:3

Love,

Teh Muffin.