This is my first fic so if it's crap, then let me know, somehow... yeah.
These are Gundam commercials which I think would be funny to see.
Legal statement: the legality of this legal statement is completely legal in all legal forms. It merely states that I am not the owner, proprietor, distributor, top share holder, bottom share holder, CEO, or any other position of ownership of the following products. Mainly Gundam. There, now you can't sue me, well you probably could, but I don't much, unless you want a broken mechanical pencil, I got lots of those.
Any who, on with the fic.
Commercial for Mentos……
Heero Yuy is about to go for a casual fly-around-and-destroy-stuff flight. When he gets to the cockpit of Wing Zero, he notices that he left the keycard inside.
He pulls a package of Mentos. Pausing for a moment to think, he gets an idea! He whips out his handy self detonation device and blows up Wing Zero in a huge explosion of debris, fire, and for some odd reason, a duck. Now Heero Is standing there in the aftermaths smoke when he sticks his hand up a grabs the keycard as it falls.
Mentos, the fresh maker
Now for the mosquito cow…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-moo-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Commercial for Kraft Easy Mac……
We enter a fairly kept apartment to see Wufei rummaging around the kitchen.
Wufei picks up a recipe card for chicken,
Wufei: Hmm, haven't had chicken is a long time, hmm time to check the freezer.
Opens the freezer to reveal, a solid wall of neopolitan ice-cream.
Wufei: Damn Duo, last time I send him shopping.
How Duo and Wufei got stuck in the same apartment, well… let's just say it involved credit cards and croutons.
Wufei opens the cupboards for perhaps some edible food and finds box upon box of Kraft Dinner's Easy Mac.
Wufei: Damn.
Now for the French mosquito cow…….
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-le moo-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Commercial for Double Mint Gum……..
The commercial starts out rather fine, you see many twins chewing gum then you get to Heero and Duo, where the screen sort of freezes and Wufei walks in.
Wufei: Duo gets to be in the Double Mint commercial? And he's supposed to be Heero's twin, they are complete opposites! At the risk of being hit in the head with a toaster, that's…. that's…… THAT'S INJUST!!!!!!!!!!
Duo and Wufei start arguing with each other when Quatre walks in, just fueling the fire of the raging two. All of a sudden, and many toasters later, Trowa jumps down and lands on Wufei's head.
Trowa: Guys I think our 30 seconds are just about
Now for the Canadian mosquito cow (by the way I'm Canadian, so this is alright)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-like, moo eh?-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Well that's all, for now, and I hope you enjoyed reading this.
Schmah
These are Gundam commercials which I think would be funny to see.
Legal statement: the legality of this legal statement is completely legal in all legal forms. It merely states that I am not the owner, proprietor, distributor, top share holder, bottom share holder, CEO, or any other position of ownership of the following products. Mainly Gundam. There, now you can't sue me, well you probably could, but I don't much, unless you want a broken mechanical pencil, I got lots of those.
Any who, on with the fic.
Commercial for Mentos……
Heero Yuy is about to go for a casual fly-around-and-destroy-stuff flight. When he gets to the cockpit of Wing Zero, he notices that he left the keycard inside.
He pulls a package of Mentos. Pausing for a moment to think, he gets an idea! He whips out his handy self detonation device and blows up Wing Zero in a huge explosion of debris, fire, and for some odd reason, a duck. Now Heero Is standing there in the aftermaths smoke when he sticks his hand up a grabs the keycard as it falls.
Mentos, the fresh maker
Now for the mosquito cow…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-moo-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Commercial for Kraft Easy Mac……
We enter a fairly kept apartment to see Wufei rummaging around the kitchen.
Wufei picks up a recipe card for chicken,
Wufei: Hmm, haven't had chicken is a long time, hmm time to check the freezer.
Opens the freezer to reveal, a solid wall of neopolitan ice-cream.
Wufei: Damn Duo, last time I send him shopping.
How Duo and Wufei got stuck in the same apartment, well… let's just say it involved credit cards and croutons.
Wufei opens the cupboards for perhaps some edible food and finds box upon box of Kraft Dinner's Easy Mac.
Wufei: Damn.
Now for the French mosquito cow…….
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-le moo-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Commercial for Double Mint Gum……..
The commercial starts out rather fine, you see many twins chewing gum then you get to Heero and Duo, where the screen sort of freezes and Wufei walks in.
Wufei: Duo gets to be in the Double Mint commercial? And he's supposed to be Heero's twin, they are complete opposites! At the risk of being hit in the head with a toaster, that's…. that's…… THAT'S INJUST!!!!!!!!!!
Duo and Wufei start arguing with each other when Quatre walks in, just fueling the fire of the raging two. All of a sudden, and many toasters later, Trowa jumps down and lands on Wufei's head.
Trowa: Guys I think our 30 seconds are just about
Now for the Canadian mosquito cow (by the way I'm Canadian, so this is alright)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-like, moo eh?-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Well that's all, for now, and I hope you enjoyed reading this.
Schmah