This is my first ever fanfiction. If you do not it for some reason, please make sure that reviews have a lot of cuss words in them so that they will at least be funny to read. This is a spoof on the classic children's tale Snow White. If you absolutely adore that story or are a major sonamy shipper, you might want to find somthing else to read. Enjoy.

'Hello everybody and welcome to a glittering wolf production of Snow White. The Sonic cast has so graciously agreed…'

"No we didn't! You kidnapped us and are forcing us to put on a play for you're stupid fanfiction!" Sonic called from offstage.

'Ignore him!'

'Yes they have so graciously agreed to help me bring the story of Snow White to fanfiction. If they say they are being forced, don't listen to them, it is NOT true.'

'And without further ado; here is the cast of the characters:'
' The beautiful evil queen will be played by Rouge the Bat.'
"Well I am beautiful" Rouge consented with a wink of her eye.

'Snow White will be played by Amy Rose.'
*squeal of girlish delight is heard offstage* "I got the lead! Oh I hope you'll be my prince Sonic".

Sonic groaned "Are there any characters that get killed off? Cause I volunteer" he asked hopefully.

'Shush, I`ll get your part now.'
'The Seven Dwarves will be as follows; Speedy-Sonic, Geeky-Tails, Dopey-Knuckles, Angry-Shadow, Sneaky-Espio, Vector-Biggy, and Charmy-Charmy.'

The seven mentioned Mobians stared at me dumbfounded.
"Those aren't even the real dwarf names!" Tails protested.

"At least you get a new name! Why am I still Charmy?" Charmy whined.

"I got one the real dwarf names!" Knuckles exclaimed with a smirk that quickly disappeared when he realized exactly which one of the original names he had been given.

"Tails is right, I thought the dwarves were named, Happy, Doc…" I quickly put a hand over Sonic's mouth.

'Quiet! You wanna get sued?'

'I cleared my throat and continued. The evil mirror will be..ummm.'
"Didn't you kidnap anyone to be the mirror?" Sonic cut in.

'Shut up! The evil mirror will be a surprise.'
"I'll be surprised if anyone shows up" .
'Shut up Knuckles.'

I look at Shadow. He has folded his arms and glares at anyone who talks. 'Nice to see that at least one of you is getting in touch with your character', I say cheerfully, 'now if the rest of you could just follow his example and, eh… where was I? Oh right!'

'Eggman can be the woodsman. And the prince can be Silver.'

Amy made an upset noise and pouted.
"Better him than me" Sonic said relieved.
'And now without any further interruptions; let's start the show!'
"This is gonna be a looong fanfiction" everyone said.