The Adventures, Stories and Life time tales of Lavvy Brown and the golden trio and the Cullen's and her attempts to love Ron and for Ron to love her…
WE OWN NONE OF HARRY POTTER AND/OR TWILIGHT! We're just a bunch of tards who giggle at our own humour. We know Hermony is spelled Hermione! It's the way Lavvy think's it's spelled. Written by myself, Livvy :) And my friend Adam! :) With the help of Orla and Ellie (Jim). I must say, the chapters later on are much better than this first one, we wrote this while convulsing with laughter and with a teacher breathing down our necks. :L And don't take it seriously...we don't! :D Enjoy!
Chapter 1 – I Object!
Lavvy skipped down the hallway of Hogwarts. She tripped….Ron saw and laughed. Lavvy was flattered that Ron noticed her but at the same time was embarrassed. She ran away in the lavatory…lavvy in the lavatory…hehe..i am teh funnies.
While in the Lavvy-Tory Lavvy began to plot ways to get back at sexy Ronnie. She had much electrical equipment.
Suddenly, she heard footsteps…
Lavvy froze, her face was similar to Bella's tard face.
Slowly the cubicle door opened…
To reveal HERMONY GRANGER
The orchestra in the other cubicle went "DUN, DUN, DAAAAAAA!!!!" dramatically.
Hermony vs Lavvy!!
Cat fight in the toilets
…Myrtle watched in horror, but egged them on…eye of the tiger was playing…somewhere.
Then Hermony screamed; "ELECTRICAL ITEMS DON'T WORK IN HOGWARTS!"
And all of Lavvy's equipment crashed.
Harmony ran out, flailing her arms,
Lavvy screamed: "GRANGER!"
Lavvy broke down and cried
Meanwhile….in the great hall. Ron is stuffing his face in pudding. PUDDING. And heard Lavvy's "GRANGEER!"!!!!!. Hermony ran in, exhausted and sat next to Ron. "I was always here! Okay!"
"Okay!" Ron yelled, alarmed.
Then lavvy burst through the door, soaking wet for some reason. Ron was like…ew.
Everyone in the hall went …..ew in unison.
Including McGonagall.
Then Hermony thought of something ingenious, something that would destroy Lavvy entirely.
Hermony began to lean into Ron.
As if in slow motion, Lavvy ran across the hall screaming "NOOOOOOO!" "BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She sprayed everyone with water from the toilets.
Harry stood up. He yelled "HARRY POTTER!" And hit lavvy with a jinx the second before she got to kill Hermony. Hermony and Ron kissed….Ron recoiled and was like…ew…Hermony cried and slapped him.
Harry yelled "HARRY POTTER!" and jinxed Hermony. Hermony evil-eyed Harry. Harry sat down…defeated. For she had deflected it with her eyes.
Meanwhile, everyone was watching what was happening…
Ron thought quickly. "And that was your meal time entertainment, thank you Hogwarts!"
Everyone started to clap. Ron pulled up Hermony and Lavvy. They were both like "Yaaaay", drooling.
"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave." Ron said as they backed into the darkness. Harry did a quadruple flip off of the table and then followed.
McGonagall laughed and ripped of her mask, underneath was Alice Cullen.
Dun dun dun.
She took off and smashed through Hogwarts window.
Then, Ginny ripped off her energy mask and she was Bella, emotionless as Ginny….yeah…not much difference. She did her tard face and walked away. Everyone was like "WTF?".
Alice returned pick up Bella and she flew away "TO FORKS!" she yelled, they flew west….camera shot still in same spot, they come back and fly east.
Meanwhile, in the darkness, Ron says "Yo betches! Why you all up in my business?" Lavvy and Hermony began to debate their cases.
Harry was dressed as a lawyer and had a gavel and screamed "I OBJECT!"
Everyone was like "to what?" and he was like "I dunno anymore".
He sat down. Ron "Girls, I have something to tell you…." "I….am….too sexy for you!" Dramatic zooming in close ups of all in great hall. Caption "OMG SO MUCH OF ZE DRAMA"
TO BE CONTINUED……