Pre-Story Intro
Party Disaster!

"Hiei, are you feeling all right?" Ichigo examined the figure that was finally up from hibernation.

"I think. I- did I win?" He jumped up from where he was sitting and looked around. They only people he saw were Inu Yasha, Botan, and Ichigo.

"Unfortunately, no. If you keep trying to get revenge on Yusuke, you'll completely wear yourself out." Botan tsk tsked.

Hiei just fell back onto the bed. Ichigo looked down on him. Botan walked over, just as Yusuke walked into the door with Kagome massaging his shoulders.

"Hey. What are you doing in here? Today's supposed to be a holiday. We don't have to go to school, so why are we all just sitting here weeping over Hiei?" Yusuke sat down on one of the benches and sighed.

"Hey!" Hiei said with a sudden burst of anger, "You're not the one who lost a battle trying to get revenge!"

"AGAIN!" everyone harmonized.

Hiei fell back onto the bed again. Yusuke walked back out, in walked Kwabara, and took Ichigo out of the room.

This is the list of who is going out with who is as follows and by quote: Kwabara=Ichigo Hiei=Kikyou Naraku=Yukina Yusuke=Kagome Inu Yasha=Botan Koenma (in his older form people!)=Keioki Kurama=Kayco Sessomaru=Yura Hiten=Rin Miroku=Kana Manten=Sango Shippo (as a teenager)=Kirara (also as a teenager) [A/N: believe me people, it's not gonna stay this way. F.Y.I. I hate it this way too!]

=========================THAT NIGHT==========================

They all decided to get high and drunk to pass the holidays away.

First, they all played a game of eight seconds.

This is who were all playing, Kwabara, Naraku, Kurama, Hiten, Yura, Kayco, Kagome, Keioki, Yukina, and Botan.

The first pair was Yukina and Hiten. Hiei stood with his ear to the door for a minute, and then Yukina walked out and accidentally knocked out Hiei on the way.

"OHMYGOD" Yukina screamed as she looked at Hiei's fallen figure on the floor.

"Don't worry about it Yukina. He does it all the time." Yusuke laughed and went to the punch bowl.

"I-I heard that Yusuke!" Hiei's forehead was glowing with a bluish glow.

"Dude!" Yusuke quickened his pace.

These were the next contestants, Miroku, and Sango. [A/N: ooo la la! I wonder what's going on in there! Tee hee!]

After about five minutes, Kurama yanked the door open, "Ahh!"

"What's up?" Yusuke set down the beer can and walked over to the door. His face turned pale.

"Eww!" Kirara shook her head and covered her eyes. [A/N: Hey! She's only 15! Give her a break!]

What they saw was, Miroku, naked, and Sango, everything but her underwear was off.

Kurama slammed the door.

"That's what you get when you put two love birds in one cage!" Inuyasha laughed at his friends.

Meanwhile, over at the punch table, Keioki was taking a break from eight seconds to drink. She got extremely drunk that night, all because her now X-boyfriend Koenma had dumped her. So far, she drank 10 whiskey bottles. She was starting to feel a little ditzy, so she went to the bathroom. While she was in there, she hurled into the toilet, and after that, passed out.

After about ten minutes, Kirara walked into the bathroom. "Eye!" She screamed and ran to tell Hiei. After halfway through explaining it to him, she decided not to. After all, Hiei can get very protective of his little sisters.

"Uh, I just wanted to say, um, Keioki's doing fine! No scratches, no broken bones, she's definitely no knocked out on the bathroom floor!" She let out a nervous laugh.

"Where is she?" Hiei looked around.

"Uh, nowhere. I think she already went home! As a matter of fact, she didn't drink a single 'beer' tonight!" [A/N: she drank whiskey, not beer!]

"Riiiiiight." Hiei just sat down at the punch table.

Kirara sighed and went to the couch.

After ten more minutes Miroku and Sango came out, fully dressed. [A/N: thank god!]

Everyone crowded them and asked questions.

"Hey! I just did what I wanted to do for ten years!" Miroku smiled.

Everyone fell over anime style.

"Eh!" Sango blushed and hit him on the head.

"What?" Miroku rubbed the bump on his head.

Finally Keioki woke up and went back to the eight seconds circle.

After about twenty minutes, it was her turn to go into the closet with (jaws music) NARAKU!!! (Jaws music, off)

Hiei, ear to the door! After about fifteen seconds he heard a crash, but somehow the door was jammed. He tried and tried, but he couldn't get it open until five minutes later. Even then he had to use his telekinetic powers to open it. To his surprise, there was a naked Keioki laying on the floor, but no Naraku. [A/N: hey! He could be a jacket or something, don't ya know! JK!]

"Hiei, throw me towel! Now!" Keioki said through clenched teeth.

After a while she had gotten into her clothes, she walked out of the closet, everyone staring at her.

"What?" She ran out the door. "Naraku, you bitch! I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!"

She got into her car and drove off.

======================THE NEXT MORNING======================

Yukina wanted to know what was going on with Keioki, since she never really, truly knew what happened that night. So she went over to Keioki's apartment, and found Keioki passed out on her bed (Yukina has Keioki's key).

"Uh, Keioki? Are you awake?" Yukina shook her sister awake.

She just moaned and rolled over. Yukina saw there was a bit of drool leaking out of her mouth.

"That's what you get when you're a dog." Yukina thought.

Keioki moaned again.

"Oh Kami..." Yukina shook her head.

Being an ice apparition came in handy sometimes, especially when you want to wake up a sister named Keioki.

"Daaaaaamn!" Keioki shivered as she woke up covered in a thin sheet of ice.

"What? It was the only way to wake you up! I wouldn't have been so extreme if I hadn't tried every other alternative!" Yukina laughed.

"Next time, just leave me alone! Or I'll have to take my key from you!" Keioki got out of bed.

Before they could talk, Keioki had to take a lukewarm bath, just to make sure she wouldn't get frostbite! After that they met in the living room, and Yukina told Keioki why she came over in the first place.

"I just wanted to know what happened with you last night! I mean, that's not too, too important." Yukina smiled.

"Yea, it was actually important. But all I remember was, J-J-John Adams!" Keioki cried and cried until a billion dollars worth of jewels were bouncing around on the floor.

Did I forget to mention, Keioki's mom and Yukina's mom are half sisters? That is why they are 75% sisters, rather than half sisters. They also have the same dad, which is what makes the 50%. Which is also why Hiei is their half brother, his mom is different, but all of their dads are the same. [A/N: a very complicated process people!] Just one more thing, Yukina and Keioki both have jewels for tears, for their grandmother on their mother's side had that ability also (only Keioki's are slightly rarer, and they're black).

Yukina started to gather up all the jewels, because Keioki didn't want her tears to become common. She always cried. [A/N: over stupid things, may I add!] In that case, she always gathered them up and put them in a magical backpack she always carried around. She had Hiei mold them together into one large jewel, so she could keep track of them (Hiei is a fire apparition, after all!). So she carried around these jewels that weigh a pound each around all day.

Since Ichigo's mom is a full blooded scorceress, so Keioki asked her to make a special bag to carry an endless supply of one-pound jewels in. So, she granted her small wish. She mad her a bag that would carry a million jewels and not get too full or too heavy to carry.

So Keioki just stuffed her small pack with the tiny tears and sat back down.

[A/N: You're probably wondering who (or rather what) John Adams is. Well, most of the little people who're reading this, probably know the whiskey, John Adams. Yea? Ring a bell? No? If not, to hell with you!]

Now, Keioki's an alcoholic, just in case ya haven't figured that out yet. [A/N: She's crying over a bottle of whiskey for god's sake!] Ichigo's a chain smoker, she has to wear strong nicotine patches just to keep herself from pulling a cigarette out of her pocket and smoking during lunch! But since their both demons, drugs won't effect their health. [A/N: Yea, if only that could happen in real life, don't ya know.]

"Do you think we should go to Hiei for help? I mean, he's prolly the only one in this sorry world that remembers it." Keioki suggested.

"I suppose." Was all Yukina said.

So they both hopped in Yukina's car (which was a dark blue Mercedes, just to inform you) and they rode over to Hiei's crib.

"What'd you want?" He opened the door and led them to his living room.

He had obviously just gotten up, for he was in his boxers with no shirt on.

"We wanted to ask you something. You know, just to know." Keioki replied.

"Oh, well, fire away."

"Keioki can't remember what happened last night. She said all she can remember is John Adams." Yukina giggled.

"Oh! Well, I don't know exactly what happened, but this is how I figured things out:"

FLASHBACK

"Yes, it was about ten o'clock in the evening, the perfect time to start a party, and we all decided to play a game of eight seconds." Hiei began. "The first contestants were Hiten and Yukina. After that were Sango and Miroku, that took a while to complete. And then, the moment of truth. It was Keioki's turn to spin the bottle, it landed on me first, but since that's against the rules, she spun again. Then it landed on Miroku, but Naraku hit the bottom of the table and almost knocked it over, and it landed on him. Then, the two of them walked into the closet and after about a minute I heard a huge booming sound! I tried to open the door but it had been jammed! After about five minutes I finally came to my senses and opened the door with my telekinetic powers, and once I did a figure leaped out onto me and I was sprawled out onto the floor-"

END OF FLASHBACK

"Hiei! Stop! Whoa!" Yukina shook her brother awake. "Uh, I was there the whole time, and I just happened to know one thing, that is not how things went down! If they did, I would've noticed!"

"Yea, and I would've too, I mean, something that extreme! Puhleese!" Keioki laughed.

"Well, maybe I twisted the story a little bit." Hiei replied.

"Right, only a little." Keioki said sarcastically.

"But, if you talk out 'me sprawled out on the floor' part and put in a 'escaped' part, then that's pretty much the story." Hiei said.

"Oh yea, and the kicked the table over!" Keioki rolled her eyes.

"So, do you remember?" Yukina asked her.

"Well, I do remember most of it, just not 'losing my virginity'." Keioki answered.

"Good." Hiei sighed.

"And the getting mad and Naraku and taking off part." She nodded her head.

"And the-"

"Okay! We get it!" Hiei yelled.

BIG ACKWARD SILENCE

"Now, I'm just gonna go upstairs and get dressed." He walked up the stairs.

"We're going to Botan's house." Yukina got up and walked out the door.

"See ya!" Keioki yelled back to Hiei.

"Yea. See ya." Hiei waved back.

==========================AT BOTAN'S==========================

"Uh, hey guys!" Botan let the girls in her apartment. "What are you two doing here?"

"We just decided to drop by, you know, just for fun. Besides, we were bored anyways." Keioki walked into the living room and sat on the couch.

"Oh, yea, what I was gonna say." Yukina agreed.

"I was just eating breakfast." Botan gestured toward the rice in front of the TV.

"I hope we're not interrupting anything, again." Yukina said with a concerned voice.

"No, actually, I was kind of bored too. I'm glad you two dropped by."

"I'm glad you're glad!" Yukina blushed.

"I'd be glad if you two would shut up. I'm watching something." Keioki was staring at the TV.

On the screen was a news lady talking, and it seemed to be right in front of Yusuke's house, where the party was.

She was saying, "Officials have concluded that there was a criminal act here in this house just last night. Apparently someone was raped. The host of this party, Yusuke Urimeshi, says that the criminal was a man called Naraku..." they noticed there was a live signal at the bottom of the screen

By then Keioki was practically bouncing out of her seat. "I'm going down there! Are you two coming?"

"Totally!" Botan jumped out of her seat and headed out the door. "Breakfast can wait!"

They were down there in five minutes.

They noticed there was a few large news trucks parked in Yusuke's driveway. He was standing in front of one of them having an interview.

"Hey! Yusuke!" Keioki waved at Yusuke and ran over to him.

"Excuse me maim, this is a private interview!" The news lady said.

"Hello! I think that I just might have more business with this man than you would." Keioki snarled at them.

"Oh? And how would that be?"

"I am the woman who was raped!"

End of Chapter (or rather end of into) Notes: Hey! How do ya like my story? I'm new at this, and personally, I think my story sucks compared to all the other fan fictions! I've always been into creating my own anime style characters and making comics and books about them. I made up Ichigo, and Keioki all by myself. Kana, Iona, and lots of other characters are gonna appear later.

I'm so into anime! I mean without anime, I would die! Seriously, I watch anime every day, but my favorite shows are Galaxy Angel, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inu Yasha.

Please review!

Chapter One

Las Vegas Vacation!

After thousands of interviews, Keioki finally blew her top.

"Dude! I was raped by a demon Naraku! So what?! You probably get thousands of cases like this every fuckin' day! What makes me so special?!"

"You know this is on live television, don't you?" The newsman asked her.

"Duh! That's the whole reason I came down here! I just want to get on with my life and find the asshole who raped me!" Keioki screamed.

"Y-Yea! What she said!" Yusuke threw his hand in the air.

The whole country of Japan was probably gaping at the TV screen right now, but Keioki sure as heck didn't care! I mean, how would you feel if you were being crowded by hundreds of people waiting for answers. Well, she's not famous, so she doesn't have to act like some angel just to impress the public. So why the hell would she just sit there and let them interrogate her?

Keioki just stormed off.

Half the news reporters ran after her.

"Leave me alone you bastards!" she started to cry. Hundreds of jewels flew from her face again.

All the reporters dropped their stuff and grabbed all the jewels they could.

"Put them DOWN!!!!!!!" Keioki used her telekinetic powers to lift all the jewels and all the reporters in the air.

They all screamed with terror. Keioki gathered up all the jewels and put them into her backpack. She slammed the reporters to the ground.

"Calmly now, Keioki!" Yukina put both of her hands on Keioki's shoulders.

Keioki took a deep breath and walked back to Yukina's car. "Goodbye forever!" and they raced off.

"What a scene!" Botan had stopped next to them at a stoplight.

"No kidding." Yukina said as the light turned green and they drove off.

Keioki was bawling again. [A/N: Stupid things!]

"Aw come on Keioki!" Yukina patted her shoulder. "It was just a couple of evil reporters interrogating you on live TV!"

Keioki wiped her tears away, so no more diamonds would form. "I've been crying too much lately, my supply of jewels is getting a little too high, and I think I'm going to minimize my supply of them by going shopping. Maybe I'll even buy a new house later. I'll even buy you guys a mansion. But that'll have to wait. I need to go to the Jewel Exchange."

The Jewel Exchange is a big shop right next off the border of Tokyo. You can go there and exchange jewels for money. Believe me, they make a lot of money selling the jewels they buy. Keioki goes there at least three times every month to get rid of all the jewels she has. Since most of the time she has nothing to do with the money, she donates 50% of it to charity, even though she's not the type of person to donate money. But hey, she has so much money she doesn't even know what to do with it! [A/N: I wish I had that much money oo]

"Yea. It takes so long to get there though. I mean, sure you get enough money to get a homeless person as rich as Bill Gates in one day, but, it takes practically three hours to get there. I hate long car rides." Yukina sighed.

"I know what ya mean." Keioki said. "But just think, if I donate all this money to Tokyo, this city would be paved with gold! And we'd have the most advanced technology just keeping everyone safe in their houses!"

"Hm, I just hate riding through all these traffic jams and having to stop and get gas, and all that traveling junk. I'd fall asleep behind the wheel!" Yukina almost dozed off at the thought.

So they were mostly silent all the way back to Keioki's apartment. Except for the occasional chat at a long stop light with Botan.

Once they got there they decided just to sit at the TV and have lunch, since there was nothing better to do. They had teriyaki and sweet and sour chicken for lunch, there was nothing better to eat.

"Yea, I guess this is good. Even though we eat this all the time. I mean, it's better than going hungry." Yukina took a bite of her chicken.

"I'd still rather eat at Kyoto Express." Keioki sighed.

"Yea, why don't we go to PF Chang's for dinner. I haven't had that in a while." Botan suggested.

"Hm, good idea! I love their Lo Mein!" Yukina agreed.

"I like Mt. Fuji's better." Keioki said just as she heard a knock on the door. "Hey, I wonder who that could be."

It turned out it was her best friend, Ichigo.

"Hey! What's up Ichigo?" Yukina saw who was at the door.

"I just decided to drop by and see how you were doing. Besides, I was bored." Ichigo replied and rolled her eyes.

"Ditto!" the rest of them said.

"I'm glad. Cause I have an idea! I know we just had a party, but this time we wont invite anyone evil or mean, like Kikyou, or Naraku." Ichigo explained.

"We can have a tiki party at my place!" Keioki implied.

"Good idea!" Botan consented.

"I can use my tiki torches, and a Hawaiian tent I have to shade the BBQ area! We can barbeque pineapples, steaks, and just plain old burgers and hotdogs. We can use coconut milk and meat to eat too! I know where to get fresh coconuts!" a star struck Keioki heaved a sigh.

"Yea!" Ichigo smiled.

"I can bring some of my tropical music!" Botan offered.

"Oh! Oh! I know! We can have a karaoke and we can dedicate songs to each other and stuff! I have a few good songs in mind!" Keioki giggled.

"Wow! I'll bring all my favorite beers and whiskeys!" Ichigo declared.

"Yea! This is gonna be the best party ever!!!" Botan cried.

=======================THAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY=====================

"T his totally rules! How did you come up with it Keioki?" Kana, one of Ichigo and Kieoki's friends asked.

"Hey, we all came up with it together." Keioki patted Yukina and Ichigo's shoulders.

"Oh, I thought you could do something good by yourself for once, Keioki." Kana walked off.

Now, Kana, Iona, Chiyo, Keioki, and Ichigo were all secretly a part of an evil fighting team called the Star Clan. Kana was the prettiest of all of them, and the second richest, for she's a famous supermodel (she's a real bitch most of the time). Iona is a real sweet demon with bunny ears and blue hair held up in pigtails. Chiyo is the youngest of the group, she's only 15, poor Chiyo-Chan, she can be real rowdy most of the time, and usually tries to torcher Kana, her worst enemy. The Star Clan goes around and kills their enemies, and destroys all sorts of things just for the heck of it. Sounds pretty cruel huh? Ichigo's the leader, and she's the second strongest (Keioki being the first) but she is the fastest. She can move at the speed of light.

"Don't mind her. She's just a bitch." Chiyo walked by and tossed her hair to the side.

"Who're they?" Botan and Yukina asked.

"They're a part of my crew. Some of my old friends. Right now Miroku just dumped Kana. You know, because of Sango. So now she'll probably get real mad at him just 'cause she can't get her way. Sheesh, she can be such a pain in the ass sometimes." Ichigo explained.

"Oh." Yukina and Botan chimed.

"Yea, but Iona is real sweet. She is Kana's best friend, so she keeps her under control most of the time. Otherwise, she'd probably have taken over the world by now." Keioki laughed.

"Oh, Kami, you have real twisted buddies!" Yusuke said as he walked by.

"Hey! What did you just say?" Kana screamed with an anime vain on her forehead.

Iona, Ichigo, and Keioki's sweat dropped.

"Okay! Time to get this party started!" Chiyo was saying from the DJ booth. Her and Ichigo had been chosen to be the DJs that night.

"If you want to dedicate a song to someone, just come on up! You can sing it yourself, or just play along!" Ichigo turned up the song that was playing. It was a Hawaiian Tiki Party background song.

The first person to dedicate a song was Keioki. She dedicated "" to Koenma.

She sang her little heart out for three minutes than walked down the stage, smacking his forehead.

"Hey!" he whined.

"Well, that was Keioki Miyama, singing ''" Chiyo concluded the song and put the Hawaiian theme music back on.

"Hey! That was awesome! You sing really good!" Yukina said with a tinge of envy.

"Naw, I don't think so." Keioki blushed.

Just then a redhead with green eyes walked up to Keioki. [A/N: Kurama people!]

"Hi Keioki!" he said, very nervously.

"Waz Kurama?" Keioki answered with sympathy for the shaking little froggy.

"Uh, I was wondering, if you'd like to come out to eat with me on Saturday?" he blushed.

"AAAAWWWW! How cute! I think he likes me!" Keioki thought.

"Sure! As friends, right?"

"Right! As friends." He walked off.

"Wow!" Iona whistled.

"Hey! He was the one who asked me all blushy and shaky, not me!" Keioki blushed.

"I think you like him!" Ichigo giggled.

"Hey! He's right there! Can we talk about this later?" Keioki whined.

"Riiiiiiiiiiight." Ichigo tore off her nicotine patch. "Does anyone have a Cuban cigar handy?"

After about ten minutes Keioki and Ichigo were sitting at a picnic table she had set up and eating some coconuts and steak. They were both drinking a kind of alcohol. Keioki was drinking a John Adams whiskey, and Ichigo was drinking a martini.

"On the rocks! I can't wait till after dinner. I'm gonna drink and smoke 'till I can't drink or smoke no more!" Ichigo took a huge bite out of steak.

"I'm gonna drink the last of my John Adams." Keioki took a huge bite of coconut meat.

"How much is that?"

"Twenty bottles."

"Huh?"

=============================THAT MORNING==========================

"No, moan, more, moan, drinking." Keioki was sleep talking on her front porch. So was Ichigo.

"Hello, guys, wake up! Everyone's leaving now!" Hiei was shaking the two awake.

"Oh, yea, just one, more, martini." Keioki grabbed an imaginary wine and sipped it.

"Okay!" Hiei called over Yukina.

As soon as she heard the name, "Yukina!" she shot up out of bed and warned Ichigo to do the same.

"What is it?"

"Everyone's leaving, and I don't want to leave, you know, without telling you two." Hiei explained.

"Take a hike." Ichigo rolled to her other side.

"Suit yourself. It is six in the morning." Hiei walked out of the backyard. "Bye!"

After a few hours the ditzy couple finally got up from their slumber and went to eat breakfast.

"Do you have any medicine to fix the Bad Girl syndrome?" Ichigo collapsed on the couch. "Or the Bad Humor syndrome."

"Fraid not comrade. We'll just have to eat and get on with out lives." Keioki got out some milk and cereal and sat down at the table.

"Uh, I'll have some of that junk too." Ichigo got up from the couch and poured herself a bowl of cereal.

"What is it anyways?" Ichigo examined the grainy looking food.

"Oh, I think it's some kind frosted mini wheats or something like that. Hey, just look at the box." Keioki pointed to the box that said, "Frosted Mini Wheats"

"Well there ya go." Ichigo sat down on the table.

"I'm bored again. There's like never anything to do in the summer." Keioki let out a long and sad sounding sigh.

"Oh, Kami, what are we going to do today?" Ichigo moped.

"We'll find something to do. Why don't we hang out at the mall until we run into someone we know or someone whistles at us. I mean, I need a new boyfriend, and until Kurama actually asks me out, I'll just get a new one!" Keioki finished her cereal and set the bowl in the sink.

"Not a bad idea! I think Koenma's going after Botan now. He seems to be drooling over her perfect blue hair." Ichigo also finished her cereal.

Keioki picked up the car keys and walked over to her car (which by the way was a dark blue Ferrari with a small angel statue in the front) and they both got in.

"Naw, ya think?"

==============================AT THE MALL===========================

Ichigo and Keioki decided to go to the food court and grab a few sugar coated rice cakes to snack on until they figured out something better to do.

"Is that really you seventh coffee?" Keioki asked.

"And how many rice cakes have you had?" Ichigo asked back.

"Man, we really need to find something to do. Maybe we should get a summer job or something. I mean, I don't need the extra money, but it'll give me something to do." Keioki advised.

"All you have to do is lay back on the crying and you'll be instantly poor, after you get rid of those diamonds somehow." Ichigo took another bite of her rice cake.

"Man, I don't understand how I can be so rich and be so bored all the time." Keioki sipped some more of her coffee.

"That's it! First we can go on a shopping spree, and then we can take it to Las Vegas. We can stay at Cesar's Palace and shop some more there. We can go to Circus Circus, and eat and the at the most expensive restaurants in the world! There are all kinds of cool places to see there!"

"Whoa! Great idea! We can invite all of our friends to all of my houses all over the globe! One of them is located in Beverly Hills. I've made special rooms for each of my best friends in it. And all of you can share rooms if there isn't enough, or some of you can stay at a luxury suit or something like that." Keioki clarified. "I've made rooms for Iona, Kagome, Kayco, Kana, Chiyo, Botan, Yukina, Sango, Kirara, and you! I also have one extra, just in case. All of your rooms are made especially for you. I can't wait till you see them!"

"Dang, I didn't even know all that junk!" Ichigo gaped at Keioki.

"Yea, but I donate more than half of my money to charity, so I can only buy so many houses a year. I cut down on the mansions and I'm starting to build smaller houses that are more homey." Keioki explained.

"Yea, you're richer than Bill Gates and all his little rich buddies." Ichigo paused for a moment, "That's it! We can all join a rich person club that you have to pay a lot of money for admission! They're bound to have pools, private golf courses, luxury dinners, drawings that give away luxury prizes, and all sorts of cool stuff like that! Jeez! How could we not have figured all this out before?"

"Man, we can all fly in a first class jet I'll rent out for us. Damn! This is turning out great! I have all the money in the world, so this'll be easy!" Keioki cried.

============================AT THE JX===============================

The JX (Jewel Exchange) was a huge, glass building right off the border of Tokyo, Japan. It was kind of like a bank, for it was a huge company that thousands of people come to every day. You could get millions of dollars by just trading in a million dollars worth of diamonds. Keioki was their most regular customer, so almost all the hundreds of people who work there know her.

You've probably figured out by now that Keioki doesn't just give the diamonds she cries out. The JX is the only place in the world that sells those diamonds, at a very high price. And every time they sell one, she gets 40% of what they make on them. So that's how Keioki gets so rich.

"Hey Keioki! You wanna sell some more of your famous diamonds?" the store manager greeted Keioki as she walked into his upstairs office.

"Um, yea, actually. Me and some of my friends are going to go on a vacation to Las Vegas, so I need some extra cash." Keioki sat down at his desk.

"Okay now, how much money do you need this time?"

"Ah, just to be safe, I'll trade in two large tears for five trillion yin."

"Whoa, uh, okay, right."

So after about two hours Keioki headed home in her Ferrari and once she got there she spread the news to all of her friends, she rented the nicest jet she could find and they all took off about three days after.

========================ABOUT 4 DAYS LATER==========================

Keioki and her little buddies were talking on their own private jet. Keioki rented two jets, one for the boys, and one for the girls. Like she planned, the jets were both huge and modern. They had red carpet and three couches. There's a hot tub in the back, and there's a really nice bathroom, not one of those plastic porta potties they have in most commercial airplanes. It was decorated real nice with fish. There's also a flip down big screen TV with a built in DVD player and pizza maker. There's also a large room in the back for sleeping.

"I can't believe you have enough bling-bling for all this!" Kana gaped at the TV.

"Hey I can practically cry out a billion dollars over J-J-John Adams!!!" Keioki started to bawl again.

Everyone's sweat dropped.

"Keioki, calm down." Kirara tapped on her shoulder. Then she got up and changed into bathing suit and got into the hot tub. She sighed.

"I wanna get in too." Kana changed and got in next to Kirara.

"I'm just gonna watch TV and eat." Ichigo pushed the button for the pizza maker and an fresh pizza popped out. It was the best pizza she'd ever tasted. Cooked to tender perfection and it was her favorite, sausage and pepperoni.

"Oh Kami! This junk is delicious! Try some!" Ichigo handed a piece to Keioki. She took a bite.

"Wow! I did demand the best. I mean, it'd better be, for one million dollars per jet!" Keioki set the pizza down and turned the channel.

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER JET???" Ichigo screamed. "Whoa!"

"If we want a good vacation, and not one of those cheepy ones that most people buy." Keioki snorted.

"No kidding! I don't know how to thank you for all this! I mean, this I so fuckin' awesome, I can't believe it!" Ichigo took another bite of pizza.

Keioki blushed.

"No kidding!" Botan made her own pizza and took a bite. "This is good!"

"I wish I could make pizza this good. They sure don't sell this kind of stuff at the pizza parlor!" Kayco agreed.

"I could eat this all day!" Kagome yawned and went into the room and took a nap, so she was the only one that was gone for the rest of the time they were on the plane.

Once they got there, they all met the boys at the Cesar's Palace, one of the most expensive hotels in the USA. It has a mall at the bottom. Some of the stores include a toy store for young kids, Victoria's Secret, and The Cheesecake Factory.

"Wow! This place is awesome! I kinda wish we were gonna stay here. I mean, we could wake up in the morning and just go downstairs to the mall." Kana looked around.

"Mmmm!" Kirara sniffed the air. "Smells like fresh baked bread!"

They decided to check in before they did anything else. They figured there would be a lot of teenagers renting out rooms for the summer, so they hurried up and bought a room for Hiei and Kurama to share, Kwabara and Yusuke, Inu Yasha and Miroku, Hiten and Manten (Kana just got together with Hiten, so he begged to bring his brother around), and they also decided to stuff Shippo in with Miroku and Inu Yasha

"Hey, let's rent out four of you best rooms." Keioki slapped a fist onto the counter.

"I don't think a little girl like you'd be able to afford that much." The man at the counter laughed at the 17 year old at the counter.

"What did you just say? I'm one of the richest people in the world! I'll rent out this whole joint with money still left over!" Keioki's eyes were flashing.

Hiei grabbed Keioki, "Sorry about this! Now don't hurt the nice man Keioki!"

"That'd be 20 billion dollars."

Keioki slapped 20 billion dollars down on the counter. The man gaped at her.

"On second thought, just give me the rooms. Renting this place would be stupid! I'll just save the extra money for the rest of the vacation." Keioki snatched up the keys and walked to the elevators.

She could feel the man's eyes boring into the back of her head until the group of them disappeared up the elevator.

====================IN KURAMA AND HIEI'S ROOM======================

"Hey, thanks renting us out his rooms Keioki!" Kurama blushed.

"No problem, it only cost eight hundred a night!" Keioki blushed back. "Hey, we're going to be here on Saturday, so why don't we make that friend date an, gulp, official one."

Kurama fell over. [A/N: Hi again! This is calm and collected KURAMA we're talking about!]

"Uh, Hiei, is that a yes?" Keioki blushed.

"Yea, that's Kurama style yes." Hiei dropped Kurama so he would wake up.

Kurama blushed and got up from the floor, brushed himself off, and went to go sit down. As soon as he did, Keioki walked over and gave him a kiss.

Kurama blushed even more. Keioki laughed, and everyone else was pretty much expressionless.

"AAAAWWWW!"

==========================IN THE MALL THAT NIGHT===================

"Hey, do you think Keioki'll like this negligee? It's red, like my hair, and she likes my hair!" Kurama bragged.

"Um, you know, I wouldn't buy that for her if I were you." Hiei snatched it up.

"Hey!" Kurama snatched it back. "Why not?"

"You can if you want, but I wouldn't. You'll see why later." Hiei grabbed up a black choker with a white diamond on the front. "Do you think Ichigo'll like this?"

"Ichigo? But you're going out with-"

"I don't care, who I'm going out with, I like Ichigo, not Kikyou." Hiei informed them.

"Oh, doesn't that mean you're cheating on her?" Yusuke asked.

"Well, yea. But I don't give a damn." Hiei put the negligee down on the counter and paid.

"Do you think Yukina'll like this ring? It's a real light blue, and I think she likes light colors." Kwabara observed the ring he had special ordered for his secret love.

"Yea, but if you give Yukina a ring, that must mean you're cheating on Ichigo!" Hiei raised a fist. "What are you doing toying with my woman?!"

"If she's your woman, than how am I toying with her?" Kwabara asked.

"Oh, okay, but you're still being mean to her!" Hiei squinted at the redhead. "Before you hurt her feelings, you'd better dump her!"

"Don't you mean, break up with her so you can get with her?" Kurama laughed.

"Wh-"

"Hey, changing the subject." Yusuke walked over to a long, and beautiful kimono and said, "This may be expensive, but I can probably afford it. Do you think she'll like it?"

"Who?" They all chimed.

"My girlfriend, of course!" Yusuke blushed.

"Oh, just making sure you weren't gonna give it to Kayco! By the way I hear Kurama broke up with her, so sad." Kwabara sniffled.

"Gee, I wonder why." Inu Yasha smiled at Kurama.

Kurama blushed.

After about an hour, all of the boys had each bought a present for their secret (or maybe not so secret) loves. Kurama bough the negligee for Keioki, Kwabara bought the ring for Yukina, Yusuke bought the Kimono for Kayco (gee, what a surprise!), Hiei bought a necklace for Ichigo, Inu Yasha (secretly) bought a crystal flower for Kagome, Miroku bought a mini version of her boomerang, and Hiten (I haven't brought them up much) bought the newest designer makeup for Kana.

"Wow, we bough a lot!" Yusuke stared at all the bags they were carrying. "When I was in middle school, there was no way I could afford this kind of junk! But with Keioki's help, dang! I could buy Miami if I wanted to!"

"No kidding!" Hiten looked at the makeup he bought for Kana.

"We could own Cesar's Palace!" Kwabara looked at the ring.

"Dude, we almost did for two years." Kurama said.

"Oh, yea."

"So anyways," Hiei changed the subject, "Why don't we all go get something to eat before we head back to our rooms."

"Hey, sounds good to me." Kurama agreed.

"Yea, why don't we head over to The Cheesecake Factory." Inu Yasha suggested.

"I hear they have some awesome cheesecake there. And plus they sell regular fancy dinners too." Hiten nodded his head in thought.

So once they got to The Cheesecake Factory, they waited for about thirty minutes until they were seated. Once they were, they all ordered something to drink, and an appetizer. Inu Yasha ordered iced tea, Hiei and Kurama ordered Diet Pepsi, Hiten ordered Coke, Miroku ordered Lemonade, Kwabara ordered Dr. Pepper, and Yusuke ordered Diet Dr. Pepper.

After a while they got to order. Inu Yasha and Kwabara both ordered the special, it was steak and shrimp scampi. Hiten and Hiei both ordered the Caribbean Trout. Yusuke ordered a newer fettuccini special. Miroku and Kurama got a dish with both shrimp sprinkled in wine, and Lobster sprinkled in wine.

"Dang! These are really good!" Miroku was biting into a leg of the lobster he ordered.

"Yea, you're telling me!" Hiten took a sip of his Coke.

Hiei just sighed and sawed through his fish.

"Hey! After this, why don't we scare the girls out of their wits?" Inu Yasha nodded.

"Why don't we sneak over to Keioki's house and act like we're trying to break in. First, we'll pound on the door, and we'll say, 'LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!!'. But we have to make sure we wear out ski masks, so they won't know who we are!" Miroku popped a shrimp in his mouth.

"Oh, yea! Then we can use the key, but we can break a glass bottle outside, so it seems like we broke in through the window!" Hiten laughed.

Kurama ripped a leg off the lobster and ate it.

"Hey, Hiei, Kurama, you two sure are quiet today. Don't you have any ideas?" Yusuke said with his mouth full of noodles.

"Oh, no, we'll just play along." Kurama shrugged.

"Suit yourself." Inu Yasha got up. "I'll be right back. I'm going to go to our rooms to get something."

================LATER THAT NIGHT IN LAS VAGAS==================

"Hey, Keioki." Kayco asked her friend.

"Uh, yea?"

"Don't you think you should take a, well, pregnancy test?" Kayco gulped.

"Oh! Well, I suppose, I mean, just to make sure, I mean, so I'm ready if I do get pregnant." Keioki stuttered.

"Yaw." Kayco nodded and raised her eyebrow.

"Well, don't you want to show us our bedrooms?" Kagome asked Keioki as she finished her coffee.

"Well, I was gonna wait till later." Keioki assured her.

"I guess that's okay." Kagome set her roman down on the table.

"You sure like roman Kagome." Iona said to her new friend.

"Yea, but it's the only thing in America that I think I know what tastes like. I mean, I've tried pizza before, but, it smells so different here. Do you know what I mean?" Kagome unsurely asked.

"Don't you worry, Kagome. I know exactly what you mean." Yukina patted her on the shoulder.

Kagome let out an easy sigh.

[A/N: I'm not really sure what the pizza in Japan is like, but I'm pretty sure it's very different. I mean, when I go to Germany, their pizza is different, and Japan is halfway around the world from us]

"This pizza is still good though." Kayco put her hand over her heart and swore. "It is pretty close to the Japanese pizza cuisines my mom makes every once in a while. And she makes goood food."

"Hm, I'll try some later. For now, I just want to get used to being here." Kagome stuffed her mouth full of roman.

"Hey, Kayco, your mom cooks?" Ichigo tilted her head to the side.

"Oh, well, yea. I don't mean to brag." Kayco blushed.

"Hey, I'm a little jealous, I mean, the last meal my mom cooked was nachos with hamburger meat, and she forgot to drain the grease." Ichigo laughed. "That was the worst dinner I've ever tasted in my entire sorry life!"

"Hm." Kayco chuckled.

"You know what, my mom did something like that when her and my dad first got married. They made spatgettie, and my mom forgot to drain the grease. She said she felt so bad afterwards!" Kana giggled.

The whole group laughed.

"Well, now that we're all done, why don't I lead each of you up to your rooms?" Keioki got up and wiped her mouth with a cloth napkin.

"Okay! I've been waiting for this all day." Kayco squealed.

"I'll go from the beginning of the hallway, to the end. That would mean we start at Ichigo's room. I named it the Mystery Room." Keioki pointed up the stairs.

"I like the sound of that." Ichigo derided.

So, this is what her room looked like: It was mostly black, purple, and dark blue. It didn't have any light, only small black lights lining the walls. Her walls, ceiling, and floor were all painted black with little white speckles on them, so that the black light would make them glow like a galaxy of stars. Her carpet was very smooth and velvety, rather than rough, like most carpets. When you first walked in, there was a small indent in the wall, and in there was a fake crystal ball, that inside it was lighten up with a colorful lights and mist was floating around in it. You could also notice, that there was a small crack behind the seat to the crystal ball, that you could push open and use it to communicate with any room in the entire house. You just open it and there's a small hole with a screen inside it. You can push a button that says Mystery room, and you'll communicate with Ichigo's room. She'll just answer the little beepy noise, and they'll appear on the screen. When you go further into the darkness, you'll find another small space in the wall. You have to pull glow in the dark beads and a black curtain, but after you do that, you'll see Ichigo's bed. When you leave the bed and go right, there is a stone pillar with a happy and a sad stone mask on it. When you go left of the mask (turning against the wall) you'll see a picture that is lighten with a black light. [A/N: I love black lights!] When you turn against the wall again, all you'll see is a closet that can be used for changing, or keeping your clothes in.

"Wow! This room is awesome!" Ichigo ran her fingers over the walls.

"Yea, I had it specially made for you. Since you're a darkness apparition, I thought you'd like a dark room with creepy things in it." Keioki figured.

"Boy were you right!"

Ichigo started to explore the room. She pulled the beads and curtain to the side and lay on her bed, and then she got up and ran her fingers over the stone carving, last she went to stare at the picture for a very long time. After a while everyone got bored of the room and went to the next room, which was Yukina's room.

"I call this one, the Pastel Room." Keioki opened the door.

Yukina's room was decorated in pastel colors. [A/N: Why did ya think I named it the Pastel Room?] Her walls were painted light blue, and they slowly translated into light green. Her carpet was white, the perfect carpet for someone such as Yukina. It was also a velvety texture, quite like Ichigo's. When you first walk in, you come by a small crack in the wall, just like Ichigo's little crack. [A/N: To make this easier, we're just gonna call it a Communicator from now on] When you go on past that, there's a ladder that leads up to an extremely small loft that's built into the wall about six feet off the ground. It's lined with railing, so you won't fall off. Inside that is a small bed with a green bed cover and blue and yellow sheets. When you come back down to ground level there's a big screen TV that rises up from out of the ground. And against the wall across from that TV there's a blue blow up couch and a white end table with a cute little phone on it. When you follow the wall right, there's a glass door that leads out to a balcony with a bench and a table with seats on it. Once you go back inside there's two bean bag chairs, one blue and green one. If you keep following the wall, there's a long counter with lots of candles and fountains lined up on it.

"Whoa! This place is so amazing!" Kayco examined the room. Yukina followed.

"How did you come up with all these ideas Keioki?" Iona asked.

"Hey, I don't know. I just did." Keioki smiled.

"Hey, what about my room?" Kana asked. "I wanna see my room!"

"Luckily, yours is next." Keioki led them into the next room. It was, the Pink Room.

Everyone saw why this room was the Pink Room. The carpet, walls, and ceiling were all decorated in pink! While you follow the wall and pass the Communicator, you'll find Kana's bed at the very back of the room. It has white sheets and a pink and red quilt and pillows laying on top of it. Go further to the right and there's a makeup table with a mirror, all the latest makeup, new jewelry, and a very comfortable red chair. Go even further to the right and there's a double door that also leads to a balcony, just like Yukina's room. When you turn past the corner of the room, her closet is there. Keioki bought her all sorts of new designer clothing, and clothes she designed (she didn't tell you she designed all the clothes till later). Right next to the closet is a huge mirror that goes from the ceiling to the floor and covers the entire wall.

"No way! This room is totally radical! I wish my real room was like this." Kana stared at all the new clothes Keioki had bought for her. "WAY COOL!"

"Next room!" Kayco walked out and in her room, which was the Lavender Room.

The Lavender Room is decorated in light purple and yellow. The carpet is purple, and the walls are yellow with a purple border. Her bed has a canopy that drapes around the sides. It's very light purple, and it has preserved flower petals sewed on it. The pillows are filled with lavender scents, which makes her bed give the room an overwhelming lavender fragrance. Right next to the bed, she has an end table, which, like Yukina's room, has a cute little phone on it. Next to the end table there's a picture of Kayco, drawn even more beautiful than she already is. In the opposite corner of her room. There is a blue lounge chair that when you push a little button, a little TV pops out from under it. When you press another button, a cup holder pops out. On the left side of the chair there's a desk. On that desk there's a yellow computer, a flower in a vase, and a radio/boom box pops out of the wall when you press a little button.

Kayco's mouth dropped open. "Humana, Humana, Humana, Humana, Humana-"

"Wow! Gadget Central!!!" Kirara pressed the little button on the chair. "Wow! Panyo Panyo Di Gi Charat is on!"

"Hey! I want a special gadget in my room!" Kana pushed the boom box button and the music blasted on. Kana started to turn frantic, "Ah! Where's the off button! The volume button! Something!"

Keioki walked over and turned the volume down and grunted.

"Next is Kirara's room." Keioki led the girls into Kirara's room. Kirara's room was the Tiger Room.

The Tiger Room was orange and black. The carpet is brown, but it is the velvet carpet that all the other rooms have. The walls are painted a very, very, light orange with black tiger stripes. When you first walk in there is a big fluffy pillow in the corner to the right of the door. It is a really light tan color with black stripes on it. It is about the size of two Kiraras put together. Follow the wall to the left and her bed is in the opposite corner of the big pillow. The quilt on the top is also tan like the pillow and has dark tiger stripes. The pillows on that bed are fluffy, soft, and black. Right next to her bed is a hanging phone that is orange. If you go to the left of the bed there's a desk with a model of what the real Kirara (from Inu Yasha) looks like and a orange and black lamp. Kirara's room also has a balcony, only hers is on the right side of the room, rather than the back (her room's on the other side of the house).

"Okay, no more dilly dallying. Let's just high tail it into third gear and head over to Iona, Kagome, Sango, and Botan's rooms." Keioki walked right out of Kirara's room and walked into Iona's room, the Blue Room.

Iona's room was decorated in bunnies and blue. Her wall is royal blue with a bunny border, and her carpet is white. If you go straight ahead, you'll go only her balcony. If you hang out on her balcony for a while, you just may see a few ducks swimming around in a lake in the backyard. Every once in a while you can see a ripple as a fish jumps out of the water. If you come back inside, you'll find Iona's bed is just right to the right of the balcony. Her bed has a blue quilt with little bunnies and zigzags on it. Her pillows are shaped as bunny rabbits with big old blue eyes. She even supplied Iona with her own pet bunny. It's brown, black, and white and it has blues eyes. Right next to the rabbit cage, there's a picture of who Iona's going steady with, a boy named Koji. He has blue hair, green eyes, and is very muscular, even though he's not a demon.

"Next room." Keioki said before any of them could object.

"Hey! Wait up!" Iona grabbed her bunny and ran after the group.

Kagome's room is called the Flower Room. It is decorated in tropical oranges and pinks. The wall is light orange on two parallel sides, and pink on the opposite. Her carpet is a lighter pink, and it has an orange tropical flower rug on the floor. Installed in the rug, is an automatic bubble blowing machine. It blows a fresh batch of bubble every thirty minutes (you can turn it off, of course!). Her bed is raised about six feet up in the air. There's a ladder to reach it, and below the bed is a desk with a computer and a small flat screen TV installed into the wall. The quilt on her bed is orange with a pink tropical flower decorating the front. Two of her pillows are normal, pink pillows, and two are shaped like flowers and are orange. If you go to the right of her bed, which is at the back of the room, there's a huge vase with a huge flower in it. It has blue petals and slowly blends into purple at the tips. If you go further right, there're three boards that are nailed to the wall. On the shelf on the top is a picture of Inu Yasha, one of Sango, and one of Miroku (all of her traveling buddies). On the second shelf there's a picture of her whole family, including Mr. and Mrs. Hiragashi, Sota, and her Grandpa. On the first shelf there's a replica of Inu Yasha's prayer beads. When you turn to the right, in the corner of the wall there's a little marble statue of a tropical flower. Right next to it is a large portrait of a waterfall. The waterfall looks like it's moving, and it sounds like a real waterfall would sound, with the birds chirping and the waterfall booming and the trees rustling. Under the picture there's a pink blow up couch.

"W-" Kagome started to say, before Keioki walked over to the next room.

"Dude! Wait up!"

Sango's room is the Boomerang Room. Her walls are a hot pink carpet, and her floor is extremely light pink. When you first walk into her room, there's a huge replica of her boomerang hanging up in the wall. Right next to it there's a big ladder that leads up to her loft. There's a door on her loft that leads to a third story balcony. On the balcony there's a big swing chair hanging from the roof. When you walk back onto the loft, her room is on the bigger side of it. Her bed is a twin-sized waterbed. They quilt on top of her bed is fuzzy pink and bone colored. Her pillows are in the shape of a boomerang. The ground floor of her room has a big boomerang shaped table in the middle with little stools surrounding it. On the right side of her room there's a big screen TV, and across from it there's a big, long, L shaped white couch. On the left side of her room, there's a white, gas log fireplace.

Now, Botan's room is called the Sapphire Room. It is called that because her room is both the color of it, and is it! Her carpet is dark blue with a white outline. When you first walk in there's a giant hallway filled with picture frames lined with sapphires. Inside all of those picture frames is a different picture of Botan and one of her best buddies. Once you hit the actual room, the only light in it is a dark blue ceiling light. Her bed is in the very back of the room. It has a canopy that is dotted with small sapphires. The top of the quilt is also dotted with small sapphires. The end table right next to her bed has a blue one of those small, handheld computers people carry around these days. Right next to that is a blue Indian paintbrush. Right above the end table is another portrait lines with sapphires, only this one is lighten with a black light, you can barely see a picture of Koenma (older form) sitting on a bench next to Botan. In the opposite corner of her bed there's a big and tall fichus standing up.

"That's all the rooms I've built so far!" Keioki smiled at her creativeness. [A/N: By the way, is creativeness a word?]

"Wow!" Botan yawned, "Can we go to sleep now?"

"Whatever. I think all of us are tired." Keioki inferred as she watched all the others nod their heads.

"Well. I'm just gonna go to bed too, then. By the way, if you guys need me, my room is in the other wing."

"Goodnight Keioki." All of the girls waved and headed to their rooms for the night.

=======================AT ABOUT 12:00 MIDNIGHT======================

All the girls woke up to hear a big smash, and the burglar alarm went off like crazy.

"Ah!" Kana was running around in circles, in the dark, in her room.

"Ah!" Keioki was staring at one of the burglars, with ski masks, cornering her in the huge living room.

"Hiya!" Botan was karate chopping one of them on the head.

Ichigo screamed as she hurled one of her "Strawberry Kiwi Surprises" at one of the burglars. [A/N: Ichigo is half sorceress and half demoness, she has extremely strong bolts of energy that shoot out of her hands at will. She also has claws similar to Inu Yasha's Claws of Blood and such, only hers are purple, rather than red]

The fourth burglar was bagging all sorts of jewelry and expensive items out of all of their rooms. But before he could make a run for, and call all of the other burglars along with him (who obviously thought they were doing a good job scaring everyone except Ichigo), Keioki used her teleporting abilities to teleport herself right in front of the large burglar.

"And where do you think you're going?"

The burglar ran as fast as he could to the gate that led out of the house.

"I don't think so." Ichigo used extreme speed to appear right in front of him. [A/N: She had already scared off the burglar she was fighting.]

All of the sudden they all heard a woman's voice, and a huge boomerang went around Ichigo and Keioki, and knocked the burglar unconscious. They all tore off his mask and saw that it was a tall man with long, black hair and red eyes.

"Naraku!" Keioki grabbed the man just before he disappeared in thin air, along with all his minions.

Keioki screamed and ran back into her Ying Yang room.

==========================THE NEXT MORNING=========================

Sango was the first to wake up that night. When she did, she found Miroku laying with his arms around her, on her bed. [A/N: Just in case you're wondering, all he did was sleep in her bed, nothing else!]

"Hm!" Sango didn't dare wake him up, so she slowly got out of bed, and walked downstairs to get breakfast, but she still wondered how he got there.

Keioki woke up to find Kurama huddled up against her, as if he was counting on her for warmth.

Kirara woke up to Shippo-Chan sleeping sheepishly next to her. She kissed him on the forehead and went down to breakfast and sat next to her best friend Sango.

"Hey, Sango. Did Miroku happen to be in your bed this morning?" she asked as she grabbed a plate of pancakes that was already sitting at the table.

"Well, yea. How did you know?" Sango cocked her head to the side.

"Wew, Shippo-Chan was in my bed vis mowning too." Kirara said with her mouth full.

"Oh. Maybe all the boys snuck in at night and slept with us. But I know Kwabara wouldn't have slept in Ichigo's bed. Nore Yusuke with Kagome, so they all must be in the guest bedroom." Sango considered this thought. "Or I could be wrong, they may have all slept with who they're going out with."

All of the sudden they heard a scream and a thunk coming from upstairs.

"Yep, I'm wrong." Sango rolled her eyes.

But it turned out, it was Koenma, sleeping next to Botan. She had woken up and fallen off the bed.

"KOEMNA? What the hell are you doing here?!" Botan was screaming.

"Koenma?" Sango got up from her chair. "I'm going up there."

Sango opened Botan's door and turned the dim light on. "Koenma? What are you doing here?"

Koenma was scowling at Botan.

Koenma got out of the bed, and brushed himself off.

Meanwhile, hearing the ruckus (from all the way across the house!), and the name Koenma, Keioki's eyes turned blood red and she stared at Kurama.

Now, just to brief you on this, Keioki's eyes turn different colors depending on her mood:

Extremely mad/frustrated=red Extremely happy/cheerful=orange Extremely sad/lonely=deep blue In love=light purple Extremely sick/bored=black Extremely horrified=dark purple Normal=white

"Uh, Keioki!" Kurama was looked at Keioki with wide eyes.

"I'm gonna kill the first person I see if Koenma is truly in my house." Keioki paused. "Okay, the second person I see."

Kurama breathed a sigh of relief.

Keioki got up and walked to the guest's wing and looked into Botan's room, where the ruckus was coming from.

"KOENMA!!!" Keioki screamed so loud that the windows started shaking.

Koenma jumped up from the bed and quickly zoomed out of the room.

"I'll get you for this! You just wait!" Keioki screamed back at him. Her eyes slowly turned back to normal.

"I'm glad that's over." Sango wiped her forehead and walked out of the room.

"Oh, it's far from over. Very far from over." Keioki finished and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

End of Chapter notes:

How'd ya like that Chapter? I had to fix a few glitches before I could do this. By the way, if you like this story, I need some advice on what I should do. If you give me some advice, I'll write an answer to you're advice in the End of Chapter notes. Just to let you know, all of the twisted love junk'll fix up in the next few chapters, but when you have all these kinds of glitches in your first story, you end up going crazy and not being able to figure anything out if you tried, and it makes it especially hard when you're not working on you're own computer.

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