As Alice and Jasper a porch the table where the awkward couple plan Jane Bella and pro stalker Edward sat.
"Edward we need to talk to you." Alice said as her and Jasper sat down. Completely ignoring know it all Alice Edward turns to Bella and asks her, "Is Rain deer a real animal?"
"Yes." she replied, she liked being right especially when it came to talking to a fucking old ass vampire who magically is always in rolled in high school. You know after all these years of going to high school you'd think he'd finally make it to UCLA or something. These where the thoughts that troubled Bella as she sipped her Diet coke, what college will I get into? Who's going to be Americas next top model? The normal teen age stuff.
Jasper rolls his eyes in discuss as Alice sat straight up to make her point heard. "Ed, you're wearing grey button down shirt." Alice already knows the out come of this conversation but goes for the kill anyways as she leans in close to him and Bella then whispers in the most bitch way possible, "Its Monday."
Edward looks up from his Animal Planet Magazine of which he would use as a menu since he was a hipster vampire and knew that eating animals was the new vegetarian. "So?"
Jasper successfully kept the thug with in from cutting a bitch and said calmly "So, its against the rules and you can't sit with us."
Edward being the little bitch he is egged Jasper on "Whatever, those rules aren't real."
"They where real when I wore an Ed Hardy shirt." Jasper spat back.
"Because that shirt was discussing!" Edward claimed in the utmost annoying voice the world has ever heard.
Alice slams the table "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" She yells at the top of her lungs.
Everyone in the cafeteria looks. Edward lowers his head and talks in a hushed toned voice "button up shirts are the only shirt that make my fan base go crazy. I don't have a contract like that dog where I can just strip to my knickers."
Silence fell again, Alice felt some sympathy. They could all use a better fan base but still rules where rules. If they had to follow them when Edward said so he surly could follow them himself.
Edward glances at Bella for help. They make slight eye contact and she quickly looks away trying to be cool and flirtatious at the same time, when in fact we all know she looks fucking stupid.
In fury Edward throws his menu, "Fine, you can 'walk' home bitches." As he tries to leave like a boss he bumps into wanna be Mike.
"Watch where you're going emo bitch!" Mike proclaims as the whole cafeteria bursts into a laughter.