Icy Complains

Hi! This is my first fic! So I'm kinda The first chapter's the intro. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

1. My name is Toshiro Hitsugaya

I stood between Kyoraku and Kurotsuchi. The Head Captain called a meeting. Again. This is like the fifth time in two days. Moreover, they go on for hours. Hours of useless talking. Such a waste of time.

"Captain Hitsugaya."

"Yes?"

"It's time for your report," said Head Captain Yamamoto.

Oh.

I heard Kyoraku snicker and so did that Eleventh Division giant. Curse them. It's so not my fault that I didn't pay attention!

Well…actually….it is…

"Tenth Division has been going well. There is nothing much to report other than that."

The Head Captain went onto the Eleventh Division giant and…Oh no…Kurotsuchi! No! He's going to ramble on for like two-

"I have nothing to report. I just want to return to my experiments."

Two seconds?

After Ukitake's another short report, this meeting was declared over. I restrained myself from bursting out of the room. Instead I walked. It didn't take very long until somebody called after me.

"Hitsugaya kun~" It's Kyoraku.

I walked a little faster. Not wanting the laid back captain to catch up. Sadly, he did.

"Hitsugaya kun, you should pay attention to meetings from now on. It was obvious."

I don't want to hear that. Not from you.

"Mind your own business," I retorted in an icy tone.

"Aw~ Don't be so mean. Hey, why don't you come over and have sake with me?"

I was going to say no when Ukitake came up to my other side.

"No, Kyoraku. Stop trying to make Captain Hitsugaya drink with you," he said it with a stern look.

At least someone's helping me.

Suddenly, I felt someone pat my head from behind. Annoyed, I stopped and turned around to see the fox faced captain. I glared at him.

"Ichimaru. What do you think you're doing?"

The man didn't stop patting my head. Instead, he teased me.

"Aw~ Hitsugaya's annoyed 'cause he can't drink 'cause he's underage~"

What. Did. He. Say? I tried to keep calm.

"Are you saying that I am too young to drink?"

"Yep! Kids like ya aren't allowed ta drink, ya know."

"Ichimaru-"Too late. He was already gone. I clenched my fists. I hate that guy. Kyoraku chuckled as he headed off to drink.

"I suppose Ichimaru's right, right Hitsugaya kun?" he called behind his back.

"That-"Ukitake cut me off.

"Don't be so angry, Captain Hitsugaya. They're just joking around."

I blinked at the other white haired captain gratefully. I never thought Ukitake was so…

"To cheer you up, why don't you come to my office right now so that I could give you a full basket of candies I bought the other day just for you?"

And I thought he was so encouraging! He's not helping me at all!

A few hours have past since I locked myself in my office, and I was still angry. Did those three plan that all out?

I sighed. I know I've only just become a captain and all but I never expected the Captains to be like this. I expected most of them to be like Byakuya Kuchiki.

But now I know that I was wrong.

First, the Head Captain's just old. I don't know much about Captain Soi Fon but she seems serious and hostile. Gin Ichimaru is annoying. He always teases me. I just can't trust him. Captain Unohana is kind. Aizen looks like a really thoughtful and caring person. As long as he takes good care of Hinamori, I'm fine with him. Byakuya Kuchiki is one of those 'stick-to-the-rule' people. He's quiet and emotionless. Komamura…well…he always wears his mask. He's huge. Now Kyoraku equals laziness. I don't think he does anything but chase after woman and drink. He always urges me to drink with him and I always refuse. Not that because I'm underage, but I do not believe that drinking during work is right. Tousen is quiet. He does talk about justice, though. He seems to be in good terms with Komamura. Zaraki is an idiot. All he and his Division think about is fighting. He's a giant as well. Kurotsuchi is a mad scientist. Honestly, I think he's a freak. Finally Ukitake is…nice? Annoying. From the first day I began work, he's been giving me advice, candies and toys. Why exactly does he give me candies and toys?

I haven't met all the Vice Captains yet. Speaking of that, where is-

"Captain~!"

Speak of the devil. The door just burst open and in came my Vice Captain, Rangiku Matsumoto.

"Matsumoto. Where have you been?" I asked, glaring. Instead of an oral answer, I was given a huge death hug. Why? Why does she want to kill me so much with her hug? What have I ever done to her?

"Mapunohfo! Leff meh gof!" Matsumoto! Let me go!

"What's that, Captain?"

I pulled my head out of her…er…you know…and gasped for air.

"I said. Let me go."

"Oh! Why didn't you say so?" said Matsumoto as she released me.

I straightened my haori. I glared at her.

"I did."

She giggled.

"Aw~ You're just so cute when you're angry!"

I could feel my face heating up. I coughed to hide my embarrassment and went onto a different subject.

"I see you've forgotten to do your paperwork. I did mine and left yours on the table," I said, pointing to a large pile of paper on the table. I noticed Matsumoto's smile vanish. Suddenly, she started backing away.

"Oh, Captain! I was supposed to help Nanao today! I forgot! I have to go now. Sorry, Captain! I have to go!"

With that the door banged shut, leaving a single Captain very pissed.

"MATSUMOTO!"

I hope my life, Toshiro Hitsugaya 's life, in Seretei gets better.

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