AN: I made this up (with some help from friends). And I am guilty of all of them except 6, 10 (only because I haven't been to KCS. I would totally try if I went there, though), 14, 23, 24, 25, and 26. I actually have done the #1 thing... hehe.
29 Ways To Know That You Are Obsessed With Harry Potter:
1. When your friend misspells "boring" while chatting (and spells it "borgin"), the first thing you think of is Borgin and Burke's, no matter how nitpicky you are about spelling.
2. You've decided which character you'd like to marry if they were real.
3. You've come up with a plan on how to visit Hogwarts, even though you're a muggle.
4. You waited for your acceptance letter on the summer of your 11th birthday, sure that you were a muggleborn, and when you didn't get one felt extremely disappointed.
5. You've read all the books at least twice, and some of them at least four times.
6. You've spent an afternoon/morning yelling "Up!! UP!!" at an old broom.
7. You know that J. K. Rowling stands for Joanne Kathleen Rowling; but you also know that she originally published as Joanne Rowling, but Bloomsbury (her publisher, duh!) thought that the target audience of young boys (WHAT?! ...stupid publishers...) might be reluctant to buy books written by a female author. They requested that Rowling use two initials rather than reveal her gender, but since she had no middle name she chose K., from her grandmother's name.
8. You've dressed up as one of the Harry Potter characters for Halloween at least once.
9. You've attempted to use a random stick to preform magic spells.
10. If you've been to King's Cross Station, you've hurt yourself by running into a brick wall in an attempt to find Platform 9 3/4.
11. You know it's "LeviOsa" not "LevioSA."
12. You've had a dream about something in the Harry Potter universe.
13. You use HP quotes in real life, especially, "I swear insert boy's name has the emotional range of a teaspoon!"
14. You'd like your first car to be a Ford Anglia.
15. You understood #14.
16. Your favorite colors are the same as the colors of the house you want to be in.
17. You're really mad that the actor who played Dumbledore in the movies died, and have wondered why he just couldn't wait to die until HBP came out. (Yes, I've actually done this.)
18. When you can't find something, you say "Accio object!"... Just in case.
19. You're always coming up with good ideas for fanfictions... Even if you never actually write them.
20. You've found a way to incorporate something in the Harry Potter universe into an assignment for school.
21. You have memorized one or all of the following:
- One/All of the Harry Potter books
- One/All of the Harry Potter movies
- One/All of the Potter Puppet Pals episodes
22. You have carved a lightning bolt into your forehead (or written one on in Sharpie).
23. You've had to explain to the doctor that you broke your leg trying to play Quidditch... and then explain what that meant.
24. You periodically work out how much money you have in gold, sickles, and knuts.
25. You find yourself muttering the 3 unforgivable curses under your breath when you're angry.
26. The first thing you'd try if a burglar came is "EXPELLIARMUS!"
27. If you're mad at someone, you wave a pencil/stick/ect at them and mutter the Unforgivables.
28. You've made a list of "Ways To Know That You Are Obsessed With Harry Potter."
And the Number 1 Way That You Know That You Are Obsessed With Harry Potter:
You've spent hours (or rather, more than 20 minutes) staring at photographs/paintings waiting to see the people walk out of them/move. Because really, wouldn't you want to suddenly discover that you've found a wizard painting?