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Slingshotwebber: No way. I didn't think Stark would do it.
Flammenwerfer21: The hell did you do this time, bug boy? And why didn't we get to pick our own names?
ActionFigure1945: I will admit, I am not well versed in these computers. I am still having trouble with VCRs, for goodness sake. How you people manage to work these, is well beyond my skill.
Flammenwerfer21: The hell does Flammenwerfer even mean?
Slingshotwebber: It's not so bad, Cap. I mean, it's just simple, when it comes to it.
Flammenwerfer21: Says 1st Sergeant Techno-Babble.
ActionFigure1945: Spider-Man? I had no idea you enlisted.
Slingshotwebber: I didn't. Matchsticks just being a jeraghasdhn
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Flammenwerfer21: Jeraghasdhn? Gremlin finally catch up with you?
Slingshotwebber: Shush, Tinderbox. I sneezed, my hands kinda flipped out and hit enter one two many times.
ActionFigure1945: Oh, and to answer your question, Johnny. It means "Flamethrower" In german. I assume Tony did it out of humor. Don't really see what is so funny about that...
Slingshotwebber: Tone's kinda dark like that sometimes. Hey, who is TheMightyDoor?
TheMightyDoor: It's Thor. But he isn't the one typing. He's looking over my shoulder, and telling me to figure out this "Machine Riddle." It's Hawkeye, btw.
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Flammenwerfer21: name, Logan!
WeaponXXX: Don't make me hunt you down, Storm. You live right down the street.
Slingshotwebber: TOLD.
WeaponXXX: You too, Web-Head. Don't think I won't leave you alone just because we're friends.
Slingshotwebber: Shutting up yes sir.
TheMightyDoor: Why didn't Tony give me one? I was apart of the Avengers at one point. Does he not like, think I'm important enough? This is bullcrap! I'm going to the tower right now!
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ActionFigure1945: I can say that didn't last long.
Flammenwerfer21: So, I just looked up Flammenwerfer on Google, and I found this.
Flammenwerfer21 would like to share pictures.
Slingshotwebber: "It werfs Flammen." ?
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Jollygreengiant: Hello, everybody.
WeaponXXX: What's happenin' Banner?
Flammenwerfer21: Why does Bug-Boy get the only decent name here? (And even then, not by a longshot)
Slingshotwebber: You son of a mother...hubbard. What'd you call me?
Jollygreengiant: Hello, Logan. You're doing well, I hope?
Flammenwerfer21: You heard me, you oversized bug!
WeaponXXX: As well as I can be around these two idiots.
Jollygreengiant: It's alright. Just hope for the best.
Slingshotwebber: It's arachnid! Flamesforbrains!
Flammenwerfer21: Like I care! Venom lover!
Slingshotwebber: You take that back!
ActionFigure1945: Really you two... Do we have to fight? Can't we just resolve this peacefully?
Slingshotwebber: Yeah, well you're mom smelt of elderberries!
Flammenwerfer21: What the heck does that even mean?
Jollygreengiant: Peace isn't in their vocabulary, Steve.
Flammenwerfer21: And YOUR mom is like google!
Jollygreengiant: What.
Flammenwerfer21: Everybody uses her!
Jollygreengiant: My mother was a saint!
Flammenwerfer21: I don't care! She was so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
Slingshotwebber: Hey Grill lighter. I'm over here!
Flammenwerfer21: Wait what?
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WeaponXXX: Good going, bub. Now you made him leave. You talked to the completely wrong guy.
ActionFigure1945: A spoon to the superbowl? I don't think I get it.
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ActionFigure1945: Oh. Clint is back.
TheMightyDoor: So, I was going out the front door, when the news came on.
WHO IN THE FLYING HELL PISSED OFF BANNER?
ANYBODY?
Slingshotwebber: Great going, Johnny!
WeaponXXX: I knew something was up. Charles came into the main lounge and was about to say something.
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Slingshotwebber: Can't even face the musical!
ActionFigure1945: Does it matter, Spider-Man? We need to mobilize and stop Bruce before anything bad happens... well, even worse then it will.
Slingshotwebber: Mobilize? Can you say transform and roll out, too?
WeaponXXX: Spider-Man.
Slingshotwebber: Yeah?
WeaponXXX: Get moving. Before I drag you out of that dinky place you call an apartment.
Slingshotwebber: Sure thing.
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ActionFigure1945: I'll go get Tony and remind him of his Hulkbuster armor. Clint? Bring a lot of Tranquili... Actually, just bring a lot of Ice arrows and get any hero you can. I'm assuming Johnny got the Fantastic Four. Logan, get Ice-Man, or a psychic to help calm Bruce down.
WeaponXXX: Right.
TheMightyDoor: Gotcha.
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A/N: This was a terrible idea. Why did I even do this? Yeeeeeesh.
R&R, if you'd like to. It'd help a lot.