Dora the Explorer decided to hire Vector to steal the moon for her. Immediately after hiring him Dora regretted it, because after all, it was Gru who actually completed the moon heist. But, Vector did steal it from Gru so Dora was pleased with Vector and instructed him to complete her dastardly deed.
Before the moon could be stolen Boots and Map took Dora to Swiper who threw her into the fiery pit that was Mount Doom. Frodo was watching her burn and incinerate when Gollum jumped at Frodo. Then Gollum left Frodo alone and decided to throw a party instead. He invited his best friend in the entire universe, the ring. Unfortunately, the ring fell down into the depths of a hole.
"Nooooo!" Said Gollum, "Precious, noooo! Why?! Nooo!"
But Lucky for Gollum, Superman was walking by and dove into the hole to save Precious. Unluckily for Superman, Thor was also nearby. Because he wanted to be the one doing the saving, he dropped Mjolnir on Superman and saved the ring himself. Superman was forever trapped under the hammer and was renamed "Often-Laughed-at-Pathetic-Loser-Man". Thor, Frodo, Gollum, Precious, Swiper, and Vector all lived happily ever after.
THE END