Disclaimer: I do not own Bakugan or any Bakugan related characters. I do, however, own Lita. If you want to know more about her, I will be writing stories about her.

Summary : Lita explains to Dan, Shun, Joe, and Billy about why girls act like they do. Songfic DanxRuno ShunxAlice JoexChan BillyxJulie

Please no flames, this is not ment to be offensive to girls.

"What do you mean we know nothing about girls? We know ... enough."
"Ok genius. Answer this. Name something girls like to do."
"Play Bakugan."
"Okay, try this. Name something all girls can live with doing."
"I'm stumped."
"Idiot."
"Quiet Shun!"
"Stop bickering. Now it everyone here? Marucho?"
"Here."
"Shun?"
"Hn."
"Dan?"
"President."
"Billy?"
"Wish I wasn't."
"And Joe?"
"Huh? Oh. Yea I'm here."
"Then let's get started. Sit down and listen."

You ask me why I change the color of my hair yeah
You ask me why I need thirty two pairs of shoes to wear
You seem to ask me why I got a lot of things it's just a chick thing
You ought to let it go and try to understand but you don't have a clue

"Lesson 1: Girls love to shop. No questions? Then let's move on."

That's what girls do
They keep you guessing the whole day through
Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true
That's what girls do

"Lesson 2: Girls love to change their looks. Mostly to match the latest trends."

You ask me why I gotta play so hard to get yeah
You ask me do I play it cool just to make you sweat yeah
You want some kind explanation I can give
It's just a chick thing that you're messin' with
To me it's black and white
But it's not getting through to you...

"Lesson 3: Girls love to talk. Always listen and don't interrupt."

That's what girls do
They keep you guessing the whole day through
Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true
That's what girls do

"Lesson 4: Girls become easily jealous."

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, why should I change?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, I'm havin' to much fun.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, to you it's confusing
To me it's nothing new

"Lesson 5: When with girls, don't act like you're with the guys. There are some exceptions though."

That's what girls...
That's what girls do
They keep you guessing the whole day through
Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true

"Lesson 6: Be sensitive but show you can be strong."

That's what girls...
That's what girls do
They keep you guessing the whole day through
Play your emotions push all your buttons it's true
That's what girls do
That's what girls do
They keep you guessing the whole day through
Play all your emotions push all your buttons it's true
That's what girls do
That's what girls do
Girls.
You ask me why I change the color of my hair, yeah.

"Lesson 7: Girls are completely unpredictable. Be ready." Lita finished.

In the end Dan and Billy were asleep, Joe was on his laptop checking his website, Shun was gone, and Marucho was taking notes.
They're hopeless.


This song is "That's What Girls Do"
Not the best or longest fic but please review.