You are about to read the results of a sleepless night and an overload of sugar. You have been warned. I came up with this idea last summer, but on said sugar-high, insomniatic night, I actually started to write the damn thing.
Also, this is important: I AM TAKING EXTREME LIBERTIES WITH THE ROCKY HORROR PLOT. For instance, I'm skipping the beginning of the movie because it would have been a lot of work for nothing but plotholes. Also, I am re-writing the songs I include with more fitting lyrics, so don't just skip over them, please.
Pairings: Too damn many to count.
Warnings: See description.
Disclaimer: Yep.
I think that covers everything. Proceed at your own risk.
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The Kuro-Horror-Shitsuji Show
Starring:
Sebastian Michaelis—A Scientist
Ciel Phantomhive—A Hero
Elizabeth Middleford—A Heroine
Claude Faustus—A Handyman
Alois Trancy—A Domestic
Grell Suttcliffe—A Groupie
Ash/Angela—A Rival Scientist
Pluto—A Creation
Undertaker—Ex Delivery Boy
Sebastian was glad
When Ciel's revenge was had
He'd earned that soul fair and square.
And Pluto was there
Without underwear.
Grell Sutcliffe was actually a man.
And it all went wrong
For Angela-Ash.
Sebby's hooker-boots pleased the fans.
And then with great haste
He went in for a taste,
But that's not how the story ran...
Kuro-Shitsuji (ooh ooh ooh) Double Feature
Square Enix wi-ill (ooh, ooh, ooh) demand a sequel.
See demons fighting (ooh, ooh, ooh) for shota souls
Alois is wearing (ooh, ooh, ooh) a kimono
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
In the Kuro-o Shitsuji Sho-o-ow
I knew that Hanna chick
Was in some deep shit
When I saw her eye-blood spill
And I really got hot
When Alois dressed in frills
And licked Ciel's ear just for thrills.
Claude said Ciel's blood
Tasted real good
And licking it made him jizz.
But when the battle was done
Said Ciel to Sebastian,
Guess I'll be joining you in hell.
It's the...
Kuro-Shitsuji (ooh ooh ooh) Double Feature
Square Enix wi-ill (ooh, ooh, ooh) demand a sequel.
See demons fighting (ooh, ooh, ooh) over shota souls
Alois is wearing (ooh, ooh, ooh) a kimono
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
In the Kuro-o Shitsuji Sho-o-ow
I wanna go—Oh, oh, oh, oh
To the Kuro-o Shitsuji Sho-o-ow
By Toboso—Wo-oh, oh oh
To the Kuro-o Shitsuji Sho-o-ow
In the back row—Oh, oh, oh, oh
To the Kuro-o Shi-itsuji Sho-o-ow!