ChicoMagnifico's A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for not showing up on the radar for a while, but now that I'm out of high school, my life has ironically become busier! Lol! Not to worry though! I will still update "Master of Puppets" as soon as I can! But Until I do, enjoy this little story me and Chico's Chica Magnifica (Treskttn) have cooked up after one of our chats! Don't forget to READ and REVIEW
Treskttn/Chico's chica magnifica A/n- Hey guys! can u feel the love haha, we finally wrote a story together! Well as u can see i have TONS of storys in progress so srry for late updates, I get out of school soon (chico beat me) so ill have plenty of time later.
Disclaimer- WE do not own teen titans or Tik tok by kesha
Mixing Business with Pleasure
Narrator: Rachel had to be the most professional one working in their office. She may be obsessive over her work, unsocial, and just slightly dry and sarcastic. But her boss, Garfield Logan, thinks she's hot and feisty. She's his assistant/receptionist. She enters his office donning her dark brown locks, with the slightest tint of violet that had the potential to hang down her back, but are tied up into a high pony. She wore a tight skirt, and blouse, and of course those pumps she wore every morning. It was the style for all women in the office, but her marble skin and petite frame made her stand out.
*The camera pans in Rachel walking through the office and entering Garfield's office. She walks in holding out a manila folder*
Rachel: Mr. Logan, I finished the report. Also, Mr. Grayson called a meeting for Friday at 2pm in the meeting room
Garfield: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaaaaaaaaaah! Dick is just lonely and wants some company. You tell him to get that Kori chick he likes so much and get to making some babies...with out the babies because he isn't getting any of that from me! And speaking of kids, I say we should too *winks at the camera*
Rachel: Mr. Logan, I suggest, as your assistant, that you stay completely professional. Affairs with co-workers are strictly prohibited. Since your available that date I will tell him you'll be there?
Garfield: Aww, come on Rae! You know you like me hitting on you! I can tell by your cheeks turning pink. Besides, I'm the boss here, I'm the most professional guy in here! I'm more professional than a professional wrestler! And I'm kind of busy this Friday, I'm taking you to the movies remember?
Rachel: Alright so where do I start here? A: Everyone is more professional than professional wrestlers. B: My cheeks are NOT turning pink *turns away from camera*, and I can assure you that if they were, it had nothing to do with you. And I do not recall a date on Friday, maybe next time you could try actually asking, but I wouldn't suggest it.
Behind the scenes interview:
Garfield: Rachel is like a puzzle...no wait! She's like a DVD. She has that annoying tight shrink-wrap around her. But believe me, when you rip open the wrap, the movie is SOOOOO worth the wait! *Smiles goofily at the camera*
Normal:
Garfield: How about I skip my meeting with Dick, and treat you to your restaurant of choice? I'll pay for everything
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Garfield: *Garfield shakes his head no at the camera smiling smugly*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: He is ALWAYS asking me out. I'm just trying to do my job. How he became the Boss of such a highly-profitable company is far beyond my knowledge. But I must admit, he does have the best qualities. *Smiles shyly away from the camera*
Normal
Rachel: *blushes* Mr. Logan, please, you know very well that I prefer to keep my workplace strictly business. You know? No mixing business with pleasure...
Garfield: Oh, well then, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable at work now. It's ok, I'm sure I'll have fun at the meeting. *Slumps his shoulder sadly*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Garfield: Great, I got rejected AND I have a meeting with Dick! Ugh! Talking to Dick is like talking to an evil...snail! He's so boring! Would it kill him to lighten up and pull that broom out of his ass. I mean I can just remember how bad our last meeting was!
[FLASHBACK]
Richard: So you see here Garfield…
Garfield: Please, call me Mr. Logan. Only my friends call me Garfield
Rachel: *Puts a hand over her mouth to prevent herself from laughing*
Richard: Right…well then Mr. Logan, as you may see by my charts, thanks to the outstanding sales from last quarter, you now have a surplus. Now you can go ahead and take the surplus for yourself and raise your salary by 10 percent, or you can invest the money in new supplies for the office. I suggest you take the salary.
Rachel: *leans besides Garfield and whispers in his ear* We do need new chairs, the current ones are murder on our backs
Garfield: I think I'll spend the surplus on new chairs for the office
Richard: Mr. Logan, I don't think you understand, you can raise your salary by 10 percent! And perhaps think about joining Wayne Enterprises and Logan Motors together? *Pushes a contract in front of Garfield*
Garfield: *Stands up and walks around the meeting room dramatically* You see Dick…there's more to life than salaries. Life is also about perks. For example I get to have sex with Rachel…
Rachel: GARFIELD! *Blushes and glares angrily at Garfield*
Garfield: *Stares back at Rachel biting hard on his bottom lip not to laugh or smile*
Richard: *Looks around the room awkwardly* You know, I'll just leave you to ponder on this decision some more. I'll be back some other time *Gets up and leaves*
[END OF FLASHBACK]
Garfield: Thanks to Dick, I didn't get sex for a month! *Puffs out his chest and crosses his arms over his chest*
Normal:
Rachel: I'm sure. They want to promote a 'go green' idea.
Garfield: Really! That's awesome! You know that's my favorite color! Wait a second isn't that cute receptionist Terra gonna be there? Hmm..maybe she would like to go to the movies
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: Terra? Terra? No way can he replace me with her!
Normal:
Rachel: *Looks at PDA*Oh, Look, what a shame! Richard pulled out of the meeting! Darn, I'll have to reschedule. Well, Mr. Logan, if I were to mix business with pleasure, it'd be tomorrow, at 2, for lunch, at Coraba's. That is, if the boss doesn't mind breaking some rules?
Garfield: *Jumps up from his desk excitedly* YES! No boring business meeting! Hmmm...alright then! Nah, Coraba's is too...business-sy, I'm taking you to Chile's! And rules are meant to be broken my dear *winks at her*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Garfield: Rachel doesn't know but...I fired Terra a month ago *winks at the camera*
Normal:
Rachel: Okay see you then. *sets folder down on his desk then leaves*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: Why do I feel like he just tricked me? *Ponders over the situation*
*Theme song plays end of introduction*
The next morning at Garfield's apartment:
~"don't stop. make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up.
tonight, imma fight til we see the sunlight
tik tok on the clock, but the party don't stop. Oh ohwaoohoh! Oh ohwoaoooh!
don't stop. make it pop, dj blow my speakers up…"~
Garfield:*Walks out of his bathroom and turns down the radio* It's Britney B-.
I got a date today with Rachel and there is NO way I'm screwing this one up! I've been studying Rachel for years, and if there is one thing I've learned is that she hates my jokes. But another thing I learned is that woman are backwards, so really...she loves my jokes! And I thought up of 47 new jokes to tell her today at lunch. *Clears throat*
A guy goes up to a hooker and pays her 5 dollars for services. The next morning he finds out he got crabs. He returns to complain but the hooker replies, hey it was only five dollars, w-what did y-y-you expect? L-l-lobster! *Laughs hysterically at his awful joke*
In Rachel's apartment:
Rachel: What the hell am I supposed to wear? What is he going to wear? Maybe casual clothes? Well I'm going to be at work before and after, so I guess I just wear my work attire, I'll bring some casual clothes just in case. He better not ruin this date with any of his jokes…
At the office:
Garfield: Attention employees of Logan Motors, I will be leaving early for lunch today, and I will return later as well. So, I should be out for the rest of the day, therefore Vic is in charge while I'm out.
Victor: Gar, don't you think it's a little risky spending that much time on lunch?
Garfield: Nope! This is a special lunch! Besides, I got my right hand woman Rae to cover up for it. *Picks up a piece of paper from Rachel's desk* According to her, I'm out running a marathon for a cure against Rabies *Smiles smugly and returns to his office while Vic just stares at Garfield like he's the biggest idiot in the world*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Victor: One word to describe Garfield? How about two words? Too friendly and stupid for his own good. But the man has heart, I'll give him that *He smirks knowingly as Rachel enters the office and stares at Garfield*
Normal:
Rachel: Good morning, Mr. Stone. *sits at her desk outside of gar's office and across from victor* Mr. Stone, I'm going to be taking a long lunch break, could you hold the calls while I'm out?
Victor: Sure thing, just don't have TOO much fun with your wittle Garfield *Laughs as he see's Rachel blush*
Rachel: *clears throat* Mr. Stone, Let me assure you, that would be completely inappropriate and unprofessional.. *Vic's office phone starts ringing*
Victor: Hello?
Garfield: Hello Mr. Stone? Yes this is Dr. Edwards. I'm sorry to report this terrible news but, your wife Karen didn't make it through the operation. She is now a vegetable, you will have to feed her, bath her, care for her, every second of everyday for the rest of her life… *Garfield starts to snicker hysterically*
Victor: *looks up and see's his wife Karen looking straight at him* Excuse me for a second. *Gets up and walks in to Garfield's office*
Garfield: Hey Vic! What's going-wait what are you doing? *Vic closes the blinds and Garfield is heard screaming in pain*
Victor: *Casually whistles and walks back to his desk and gets back to work*
Garfield: *Long disconnected tone sounds on the phone*
Rachel: *holds back laughter* Ok, Victor, you've had your fun. *stands* do you have an empty folder?
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: I need a reason to get into Gar's office. *Blushes and smiles at the camera*
Normal:
Victor: Umm...sure here ya go *passes her a empty folder*
Rachel: *grabs folder and sits back at her desk.* *Vic's phone starts ringing*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: I hand him the same report every week! It's normally an empty sheet, but he never even opens the folder.
Normal:
Victor: Hello?
Rachel: because we're being 'professional' I suggest you keep your mouth shut about Garfield and I or else I'll have to tell Karen about that business trip you took last week. You know, the one that consisted of a play station at Garfield's house?
Victor: *eyes widen* Umm...yes mam! But uh question...how did you know I was at Gar's house? *Smirks knowingly*
Rachel: *blushes and hangs up* Say nothing! *walks into Gar's office*
Behind the Scenes Interview
Rachel: Victor is lucky he has Karen to save his ass. *Crosses her arms over her chest*
Normal:
Rachel: Mr. Logan? I have that report you wanted. Uh, Mr. Logan?
Garfield: *Jumps out from behind the door and startles Rachel* Booo!
Rachel: HOLY DAMN *BLEEP*! *throws folder, papers fall out to reveal empty pages* WHAT THE HELL? Do you have a death wish today? *clears throat and glares at him*
Behind the Scenes Interview:
Rachel: What the hell was that? I have half a mind to cancel the date! But Terra will sneak right up behind me and take him... which reminds me, I haven't seen her in a while
Normal:
Garfield: Oh crap! Sorry! I thought you were...somebody else. Please don't be mad! *Quickly bends down and picks up all her stuff* Umm...Rae? All these reports are blank?
Rachel: *blushes* uhhh…
Behind the Scenes Interview
Rachel: damn...
Normal:
Rachel: Damn that lazy copier, I'll just go re-print those...
Garfield: No! Please let me! I mean I kinda scared you, so I owe this much *Smiles kindly as he leaves his office and heads over to Victor's desk* Vic, I want you to give me this quarter's reports ASAP! *Heads back into his office*
Behind the Scenes Interview
Victor: "Victor do this! Victor do that!" Nag! Nag! Nag! Nag! NAAAAG! Man! Those two drive me nuts!
Rachel: *walks into Vic's interview* Excuse me?
Victor: Oh Sh-*BLEEEP* *Jumps up and runs out accidentally knocking over the camera man*
Normal:
Garfield: *Looks at his watch and smiles widely* It's time! *Get's up and heads out of his office* Alright everyone! I'm heading to my lunch appointment now, so try not to throw a party you animals! *Looks over at Rachel and smiles warmly*
Rachel: *blushes and smiles back. Stands up and walks next to him* Victor, hold all calls. *then she leans to him and whispers* And cancel that meeting with Mr. Grayson
Victor: Sure thing *Holds an icepack over his black eye*
*As Garfield and Rachel walk out the office, the camera zooms in to see them holding hands*
END OF CHAPTER
ChicoMagnifico's A/N: Well there ya go guys! That was the first chapter of this HOPEFULLY funny story me and Treskttn (Chico's Chica Magnifica) are writing! Don't forget to review! And give us a little feedback and ideas! : )
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