Demon: Ok!! HOWya'DOIN'!!!!!! PINKbunnyMUSTdie!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Duke: (ears drop) Uh oh! (hops away)

Terra: Read Living Hell to understand a bit more about the pink bunny thing!

Demon: Happy happy! Joy joy! (going around hugging random people)

Wakka: Which of you bastards gave her sugar!

Mokuba & Noa: ... (whistling)

Demon: (throwing roses into the air) Feel the love! Feel the love!!

Terra: Oh no! HELP! Someone knock her out! Wait can anyone even hear me?

Mokuba & Noah: ... ( having a really hard time whistling as they slowly back away)

Wakka: Damn you! (chases them)

Mokuba & Noah: AHHH!! SETO HELP!!! (Running away ... very quickly!)

Demon: Shh ... the Garden Gnomes of Kaiba Corp. are sleeping! SHHHHH!!!

Terra: Go type something!

Demon: Bite?! Ok I'll go bite something! (sinks fangs into Joey's leg)

Joey: ARGH!

Tristan: ARGH??? What the hell?

Terra: Type dammit! I said TYPE!

Demon: Oh! What should I write! HUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuhHUHhuh?!?!?!?

Terra: Anything! Just shut up!

Demon: Ok!

At Domino High ... (dum dum dummmm)

Seto: God these teachers are so stupid! Why am I even here? I'm the richest guy around!

Joey: Maybe it's because you're mentally handicapped!

Yugi: haha!

Seto: Shut up you bloody starfish! You too mutt boy!

Joey: Don't call me a mutt! (falls back in his chair and hits his head on Tristan's desk!)

Tristan: Bwhahahahahahahahaa!

Tea: Tristan! Don't laugh at Joey! (Hits Tristan over the head with a math text!) Friends should be nice, thoughtful, caring , blah, blah, blah, yakity smakity ...

5 whole long minutes later...

Tea: Blah blah blah ...

Seto: Yugi what are you doing?

Yugi: The tango! Wanna join?

Seto: No I think I'll pass...

Another 5 whole minutes ...

Tea: And they should always be there for each other, and ...

Tristan: 49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around ... 48 bottles of beer on the wall!

Joey: Shut up dude!

Tristan: ... take one down, pass it around, 47 bottles of beer on the wall!

Joey: I said shut up! (punches Tristan in the jaw)

Tea: JOEY WHEELER!! HAVE YOU NOT BEEN LISTENING TO WORD I JUST SAID!!! (throws textbook at him)

Joey: Ow! That hurt!

Tea: Well you had it coming to you Joey! Now where was I! Oh yeah! And ...

20 whole God damn minutes later ...

Tea: ... friends should never steal and ...

Seto and Yugi playing with Voo-Doo Dolls!

Seto: (In a high squeaky voice! Using a Yugi Doll) Kaiba, what have you done with my friends!

Yugi: (In a stupidly low voice! Using a Seto Doll!) I'll tell after we duel little Yugi! Bwhahahahahaa!

Seto: (Still in a high squeaky voice!) Stop calling me LITTLE!!! AHHHH!!! (Yugi Doll attacks Seto Doll!)

Yugi: (Still using a stupidly low voice) Ahhh! I'm being attacked by a munchkin!

Joey comes out of nowhere with a Tea Doll.

Joey: (In a screwed up girly voice) Stop! Friends don't fight! They help each other! And ...

Seto and Yugi: (Still in their stupid voices!) Ahhh!!! EVIL FRIENDSHIP SPEAKING PERSON!!! DIE!!! (Yugi and Seto Dolls attack Tea Doll!)

1 hour later ... shut her up!

Tea: ... friends shouldn't lie, blah, blah, blah ...

Tristan, Joey, Yugi and Seto: (Singing and Dancing!) It's fun to stay at the YMCA! Yes it's fun to stay at the YMCA, hey!

Another hour later ... zzzZZZzzz

Tea: ... blah, blah, blah ... Friends should ...

Seto: (Banging head on desk...) Why (Wham) Won't (Wham) She (Wham) Shut (Wham) Up (Wham) Question (Wham) Mark (Wham)

Tristan: What the hell ...

2 Flippin Days later! ...

Tea: blah, blah, blah ...

Joey: Water! Need water!

Tristan: Mango! Need Mango!

Bam!

Tea drops to the ground dead!

Seto: (puts gun back into his boxers) There! Let's all go home!

Yugi: Where did you get that gun from?

Seto: Do you really what now?

Joey, Tristan and Yugi: No!

End!!

Terra: Teafan are gonna ta be pissed!

Demon: So!

Terra: Bring her back to life!

Demon: Fine in the Second Chapter! If the readers want one!

Terra: Review! Please!