Iron Man was having a horrific day. He had just accidentally destroyed the helicarrier and poked out Nick Fury's remaining eyeball. Tony Stark wished that he had never decided to become Iron Man because being a red and gold Avenger was not as easy as it looked.
As a result of his desire to not be Iron Man, he had people audition to become the next Iron Man. The first up was none other than Natasha Romanoff, aka the Black Widow. When asked to give her audition she took a deep breath and began.
"I. Am. Iron Man." She said confidently.
"Next!" Iron Man shouted.
Offended, Black Widow punched Tony Stark in the face. "Stupid head!" At this remark and his now aching face, Iron Man cried like a little girl. Seeing this, some girls scouts came to him, beat him up, took his money, and stuffed his mouth with cookies. It was a delicious punishment. The girl scouts proceeded to kidnap the billionaire.
"Looks like we got our 'kidnapping a superhero patch' girls!" Said the girl scout leader, Isabella Garcia-Shapero. All of the girls went out to get more patches, leaving Iron Man behind. Now he didn't care if he was a super hero or not, he just wanted to get away from the frightening little girls.
Isabella got the most patches out of all of the girl scouts, simply because she was good at getting patches. However, Russel from Up challenged her to a Patch-Retriaval-Duel. Sadly, Russel was really bad at getting patches so Isabella easily won. She made fun of him, but this got her disqualified. Dug the dog went up to her and joyously declared: "It is funny because the Russel wins!"
"No one wins except me!" She yelled angrily. However, Iron Man had recovered from the kidnapping and used his suit to fly by, pick her up, and dump her in the county jail.
THE END