The relation-shit!

Author's note: Inspired by Dane Cook's "cheating", it's so funny you'll be clutching your sides while laughing. Go watch it like right NOW!

Prussia cheated. He was in his car, driving home, thinking about what he'd done in total silence. He looks in the mirror of his car and sees his red-cheating-eyes. He turns the mirror away and, almost instantly, it turns back.

He gets home, and he walks up to his house. He pulls out his keys.

WHY do I have so many fucking KEYS? I use 2 and I have like ten keys. In my sleep, did the awesome me murder a janitor?

Prussia isolated the key he needed and slowly pushed it into the lock. KRSH KRSH KRRSH

"SHUT THAT KEY UP!" A neighbor yelled.

"Sorry, it's a new key." Prussia whispered back. KRSH KRSH KRRSH

Prussia opened the door just enough to let himself through. And every step he took into that house, a house with wood floors, was mocking him.

CHEEEEAAATERR~~

LIAR!

SHE LOVED YOU!

"Shut the f-… Shhh, shut up floor. I will buy you a rug. Please shut up." He took another step.

YOU'RE A LOSER!

"I know!"

Prussia hops into the shower. He does the triangle scrub. He stares at the bed where Hungary is sleeping. He tiptoes over to the bed, and he tries to vampire his way into the bed. Hungary suddenly wakes up, rather violently.

"Huh? Hey Awesome." She says smiling at him, "Hey Awesome-man!~"

"Oh, hi, yeah, Awesome is here." Needless to say he didn't feel very awesome.

"Gil… Gil it's…it's four-thirty. You said you'd be home at eight."

"I know baby, I know. But I-I didn't get home at eight."

"W-well, where were you? It-it's four-thirty." Prussia had no idea how to answer that one.

"Where was I? Um… whew, baby I was lost," Prussia quickly lied. " I was lost in the world…"

"How did you get lost? How did you get lost?"

"Because they changed all the roads, the city is trying a new road system. And I was driving and like 'that's not the roads I know.' It was… it took me so far away."

"Oh, I thought I heard something on the news about them changing the roads." Boy, she must really have been out of it.

"Yeah huh, you did, you did. You did hear that, yes."

"Ooooh, so when are they gonna change the roads back?"

"Tomorrow. When you're on them. That's why I'm so late- I had to help them fix the fucking roads. I found the foreman, I put a hat on, and I was like 'we gotta put these roads back.'"

"I'm just- I'm just happy that you're home, and that you're ok."

I did it. I got away with it. I cheated, I deceived.

Little did Prussia know that experience with cheating would cause him to ruin his relationship.

He soon would become insecure and suspicious of Hungary…

"Hey Gilbert, I'm going to go to the mall with Feliciano for a little bit."

"Oh yeah? At four-in-the-fucking afternoon! What is going ON? Call Feliciano on that phone, let me listen on this one, say 'Feli what are we doing today?' JUST DO IT!"

"Hey I'm going to go was my car, be back in a bit!"

"Oh yeah? WITH WHOSE DICK ARE YOU WASHING YOUR CAR? What the fuck is going on? You don't wash your car!"

Prussia glared at the object as if it was the spawn of the devil. He glared and glared, and GLARED. Until he couldn't take it anymore; he ripped open Hungary's purse and searched through it wildly. LOOSE CHANGE? WHAT A WHORE! And what he found next was just awful.

It was a cock.

"Aaagh! I knew it! RRRRRRRRRRRGGH!"

Hungary was cheating on him.

Author's note: And that's how Prussia's relationship with Hungary ended. XD Please review!