HELLO PEOPLES! This is not SheerCuriosity, just so you know. I AM BALOOGA THE NARUTARD! AKA: Sheer's bestest friend in the whole wide world! Lol. Sorry, Sheer isn't here at the moment, she's off doing whatever it is she does. :P

Anyway, this is something me and her wrote together. (Mostly me :P) Yes I know, "Akatsuki turn into animals and come into our universe somehow, then they fall madly in love with their owners when they turn back into humans... Somehow." That is not the most original thing in the world, but it is always easier to start with the cliches.

Blah, blah, blah: Auther's note.
Blah, blah, blah: Normal talking

Blah, blah, blah: Akatsuki animals talking.

Blah, blah, blah: Black Zetsu talking (Cuz he's so special. :P)

Disclaimer: SheerCuriosity owns not Naruto. Neither do I.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY!

"Hey, Guess what!" A red haired teenager was running down the street, trying to catch up to her friend who was about a half a block away. "HEY! Hey, Maria! Are you listening to me!" She sped up, straining her legs to go just a bit faster. The friend she was yelling to seemed to be going faster as the other began to catch up. Though she seemed untinerested, she turned around to agknowlage her so called "best friend".

"Yes Jasmine?" She questioned, still keeping her pace from before, but moving backwards instead. Jasmine grinned from ear to ear.

"Guess! Come on, do it!" Maria sighed.

"You know I hate guessing." The red head continued to smile, nothing seeming to ruin her good mood.

"My mom finally agreed to let me get a pet! And you know what else?" She seemed to be jumping on the balls of her feet. It made her look like a small child who needs to pee.

"No, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me anyway." Maria resisted the urge to face palm. Jasmine was always so imature.

"You're gonna come with me to the adoption thingy!" Jasmine was practically oozing with happiness.

"Sounds like fun." Maria replied sarcastically. "When are we leaving?"

"Right now!"

Jasmine and Maria were standing in front of a wall. On that wall there were verious cages with verious types of animals. They have been at the adoption center for about thirty minutes, just looking.

"Hi there, girls~! My name is Trisha! You seem to be needing some assistance!" A cheery voice said from behind the two. They both whipped around to see a (in Maria's case) a thirty year old blonde women wearing too much make-up and trying to be thirthteen again.

"We're just looking. We don't need your help." Maria said coldly, not the type to like these types of people.

"On the contrary," Jasmine said, faking a british accent, "We want to be pointed to the most uniqe animals here... And, please make sure they aren't poisonus." The woman giggled.

"Perfect! We just got in some very interesting specimens this morining." She said, mimicking Jasmine. She lead the way toward the back of the building. There were a couple of very large rooms with glass walls so that people may look at the animals inside. Almost all were empty but one in the corner had about ten very different looking animals. As they got closer, loud hisses and barks could be heard through the glass. Most of them coming from a silvery white dog and a cat with strange markings on its fur.

"Why do you keep them all in the same place?" Maria asked. "Shouldn't they be eating each other?" Trisha smiled.

"We found them all in the same place. And we tried to seperate them. They just got louder." She said just before a bark louder than the ones from before sounded from a brown, almost orange, dog. The two animals that were fighting imediatly stopped their bickering and turned their attention to him. "He's the reason why. Some type of alpha dog, or something."

"Cool! I want one!" Jasmine said childishly. "Can we go in there?"
Trisha's painted smile fadded a bit

"Umm..im not sure that a good idea. One of those dog's almost bit off uh almost... Well let's just say a man who works here is... not much of a man anymore..."

"It tried to eat someone's balls!"

'Ahhh gotta love this chick' Maria smiled to herself. Jasmine didnt seem to notice Tresha's face coloring and contuied her questions. "Did the dog get a bite? Does that guy have one less man part? Did he cry?"The blonde women flushed and changed the subject

"So you wanted to see those animals? Sure go on ahead!"

"Great googley mooglely! Yay!" Jasmine screamed already running to the starnge bunch of animals.

"And now you see what I deal with." Maria sighed, following her energetic friend into the glass room. Upon walking in, Maria wished she would have entered a few seconds later. Standing in the middle of the strange animal group, Jasmine asked them her questions.

"Okay! Which one of you ate the man's balls? Who had a taste of man parts? Who's most likely gonna get nuetered?" At the last question, the silver shaded dog let out a low whine. The red head spun to the dog grinning. "Awww so your the one that had a taste of a man's twins? Dont worry old looking puppy i'll make sure you balls aren't tinkred with!"

"Its not like he'll need them for anything" Maria smirked

"He is a man puppy!" Jasmine screamed sticking her tounge out. "He's gonna need them to do sex with a girl!" Maria only shook her head, ignoring the white dog's growling. She went and picked up the blueish cat, scratching behind her ear.

"Poor kitten. The only girl with these beasts." Jasmine looked at the others and laughed.

"Dude I see a guy dog verson of you!" She pointed to the conner of the room, where a lone black wolf like dog layed watching them. Maria was tempted to throw the cat a her friend but just rolled her eyes.

"Cute." She said sracastically. "So who are we adpoting?"

"I cant decide!" Before she could complain anymore, the ringing of a phone went off, sending vibrations through Jasmine's pants. Yanking her phone out of her pocket, she asked the caller. "Yo Yo homedog how's it going in the hood?"

"Where'd you go, Crazy?" Jasmine smiled.

"Oh hi to you too mom!"

"Yeah so where are you?"

"In the back looking at pets with my bestie buddy in this world~!"

"Oh alright bye." She wasn't able to reply because her mom had already hung up. She pouted.

"Well, I love you too mom." Maria chuckled and looked around at the other animals. She could easily take all of these animals home, with her parents always elsewhere and her brothers never home. She wanted to see wich ones she would want. She tried to stay completly clear of all of the more hyper looking ones, and was easily drawn to the black one in the corner. When Maria aproached him, he did little to get away, only a threatening growl. The raven haired teen smirked. 'Mine.' She made a mental note to take this one for herself. She turned around when she heard Jasmine's mother.

"You can not have all of these!" The red head whined.

"Please~! I can't chose! I like all of them!" Maria decided to speak up, then.

"There's ten of them, in all." She said moving away from the dog. "We could each get five. We could even have playdates and stuff." She really wanted to see Jasmine happy. When she wasn't happy, that made Maria even more of a Debbie Downer. Jasmine gasped and clasped her hands in front of her chest in a begging position.

"Please, please, please~! I promise to take care of them!" Her also red haired mother sighed and dragged her hand down her face.

"I guess. It's the least I can do, since you're gonna be alone next month." She sighed again and looked pointedly at her daughter. "But if I see one pee stain on my carpet..." She threatned.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Death is upon me." The red head said, waving her hand. "Thank you soo much~!" She ran to go look at more animals an pointed at the dog. "You! My fellow Dick-muncher, will be coming with me!" She turned to the cat that it was fighting with before. The markings on his fur looking almost like stiches. "And because I like a challenge, Mr. Stich, you will be staying with me also." Maria snorted.

"I think it would be best to seperate them..." She said eyeing the two animals that Jasmine has chosen.

"Pish-posh. These are my favorite because they remind me of us when we first met." She reached for the dog and scratched behind his ear. His leg invoulentaraly jumped under his body and he made the cutest noise in the world. Jasmine squealed. "Aww. He's so adorable!" The dog growled and snapped at her hand. "Dick-Munch. Yeah. Dick-munch. That will be your name!" Her mother scowled.

"Language." She said sternly. The strangely marked cat directed a meow at the silver dog, which in turn, growled. Jasmine laughed.

"Sure mom." She looked down when she heard a small yipping at her feet. There, she saw a cute little black dog with a brownish face jumping at her legs. She bent over and patted his head. "Aww, who's a good boy!" She asked, rubbing his face with both hands. At that comment, the yipping got louder and more excited. She giggled as the dog lapped at her cheek. "Mine." She told Maria, claiming dibs on the entergetic dog.

"You can have him. Too loud for my liking." The raven haired teen said, a little disturbed at how anyone would want a dog like that. 'Then again, it is Jasmine.' Maria thought to herself. "Well I'm keeping this one." She said looking at the blue cat in her arms. Jasmine grinned and pointed to the lone black dog.

"What about emo puppy, over there? He's not a ball eater or phyco killer so he's perfect, right?" Maria smirked at the dog. Walking over, she crouched in front of him, ignoring the low growl at the closeness.

"Huh... you're a cute fellow." She muttered reaching to pet him, almost getting her hand bitten off when the dog snapped his jaws at her.

"Ooh. Someone's feisty!" Jasmine said from behind her. Maria glared and grabbed the dog's ear, twisting it to the side a bit, causing a strained whimper forced from the animal.

"Now, let's see who's boss." Maria smiled, deciding that he would definetly be coming with her. Turning to the growl behind her, she saw the orange colored dog bearing his teeth at her. Rollong her eyes she flicked his nose. "Dude, I'll take this one too. He'll be fun to wrestle with."

"Perfect dogs for you buddy!" Jasmine laughes. "Not as awesome as mister Dick munch, but good enough." She turned around, looking for her next victim and grinned when she saw a beautiful blond cat sitting next to a redish one. She pointed at it. "I want her!" She said cheerily. The cat hissed at her. She walked up to it and picked "her" up. She dropped it almost imediatly after, thanking whatever gods that cats land on their feet. "That... Was not a girl." The cat hissed again. "Sorry, little cat! I honestly didn't mean to grab your no no's!" Sera laughed.

"I strongly believe you did." Jasmine whipped around to look at her best friend with wide eyes.

"Shut up!" She blushed. "You could take this one, if you want." The red head huffed.

"Why would I want him? You terrerized him by groping his "no no's". Nobody wants a tainted cat." Maria half glared. Jasmine pouted and looked down at the sulking cat.

"I don't want anything to be awkward between us." She said pointedly. She turned to look for her fifth and final pet. Her eyes landed on a half black, half white cat sitting in a corner. It amazed Jasmine that the colors split right in the middle. Even his nose was pink and black. She walked to him, picked him up calmly and silently, and looked him in the eyes. She suddenly broke into a huge grin. "Cookie!" She practically screamed at the top of her lungs. The cat flinched and Maria snorted.

"Don't blow his ear drums." She said as she looked at the two remaining cats, the red one, and one that was a sickly blue color with markings that looked like gills under his eyes. "Well I guess I get these two. At least they aren't overly hyper, like most of yours." Jasmine pouted and huffed.

"Because I enjoy a pet with personality." She turned to her mom. "We're ready! Let's buy these freaks of nature!" The older red head laughed and nodded.

"Sure." She turned to her daughter's friend. "Maria, I could pay for your pets if you would be able to pay me back." Sera smiled.

"Thank you, I'll pay you once we get to my house." With that, they paid, packed up the animals in carriers and placed them in the back of Jasmine's mom's SUV.

As Jasmine's mom drove to Maria's house, the girls chatted in the backseats.

"So what are you gonna name you pets?" The raven haired girl questioned.

"I already named the one with the freaky marks Stitch, and the black and white one Cookie!" Jasmine grinned, "and since I can't name the old looking one dick munch!-"

"Language!"

"- I shall name him Smartass!" Jasmine's mom sighed and shook her head, muttering under her breath. "better than the first one." Her daughter gave a cheeky grin, feeling victorious.

"How about the one you scarred?" Maria teased. The red head stuck her tongue out.

"I don't know". Her friend looked out the window, quiet for a moment before speaking.

"How about Birdie? I'm fairly sure you'll be dropping or throwing him so he'll wish he was a bird". Fully knowing how weird Jasmine would feel around the cat after accidently groping it. "You can name that ball of energy Sugar" Maria suggested after another moment. Her friend grinned, nodding like head banging music was playing

"I like it!" She looked behind them at the caged animals. "So what are you gonna name that girl cat?" Maria smirked.

"Don't wanna check to make sure?" she teased. Before her red head friend could say something or slap her, she answered her previous question. "I'll name her Luna... and that alpha dog will be sunny. They seem to like each other but they're opposites" She watched how the rusted colored dog looked at all the others, letting a low growl of command out every now and then, sometimes nudging the girl cat with his nose.

"How about that emo looking dog?" Jasmine asked wondering what you could name a dog like that. Maria turned in her seat and tilted her head to the right, staring at the pitch black colored dog.

"Knight" she answered thinking of his dark fur and strong cold aura.

"Night?"

"No with a 'K'. Like a knight in shinning armor." Maria corrected her, staring back at the unblinking canine.

"Uhhh okay..ya werido" Jasmine laughed. "So what about the red one and the sick looking one."

"Jinx and...Sushi" Maria laughed quitely to herself. Jasmine's mom made a face in the mirror.

"So Birdie, Smartass, Sushi, Stitch, Luna, Sugar, Cookie, Jinx, Knight and Sunny?" She asked with a weird look. When the girls smiled and nodded, looking quite determined, she just silently questioned their sanity and drove into Maria's drive way.

The raven haired girl got out to unlock the doors and came back with the money she owed. Jasmine helped her put the cages inside and arranged her pets in the back seat, while she got in front.

"Forward mother! To home we go!"

"Smartass? Did the fucking bitch just name me Smartass?" Hidan barked loudly, causing Jasmine to, not so politely, tell him to shut up. He scowled. Well, about as much as a dog can scowl. "Who names a pet 'Smartass'?" He sulked in the corner of his cage.

"I think it suits you." Kakuzu said, licking his furry paw. Hidan replied with a loud growl. Deidara got their attention by meowing.

"We should stop worrying about stupid names and start trying to figure out how we ended up like this, un!" He looked at the others.

"Tobi agrees with sempai!" Tobi barked entergeticly. "Tobi wants to know why he's a puppy!" Zetsu sighed.

"I just want to know where we are and why this crazy girl had to be the one to adopt us." Black Zetsu said, annoyed. "She's not really that bad." The white side commented.

"You've got a point. This place is weird, un." The blond cat said, looking around the car. "What type of thing are we in anyway?"

"Tobi thinks it's a monster!" The dog whinned. Jasmine turned around and looked at the crying dog. She smiled and opened the cage, pulling out the one she calls "Sugar".

"Don't worry, little cutie. We are almost at my house." She said, pulling him onto her lap and scratching behind his ear. Tobi licked her hand.

"Tobi is a good boy!" He yipped happily. Deidara hissed.

"Why does he get to be let out, hm?" Kakuzu chuckled.

"I think she's choosing favorites." Before the blond could reply with anything, Autumn let out a loud squack of excitement.

"Welcome home, pets!" She yelled, hopping out of the car to grab the carriers. Tobi jumped out of the car behind her, following her around the van until her and her mom each had two carriers. Her mother put down one of them to unlock the door. Once inside, all of the boxes where on the floor and Jasmine opened them one by one. "Feel free to explore! But if I find one "present" anywhere on this floor, say goodbye to your little domestic animal lives." She pointed a glare at each pet and shooed them away.

The five animals slowly made their way deeper into the house. Zetsu found a large potted plant on the floor and made himself comfortable behind it. Diedara went around looking for clay, but soon settled for pawing at some Play-Doh that was left on the couch. Kakuzu jumped on the counter when he saw a wallet near the sink. Tobi stayed near Autumn, following her up stairs to her room. And because Hidan had nothing better to do, he too, followed the red head.

When Jasmine noticed that two puppies were behind her, she threw them a huge grin.

"Hey there! You guys don't wanna hang out with your friends?" She picked them up and heard a growl of protest from Smart Ass and a happy yip from Sugar. She smiled. "Come on, let's go to my room." She arranged them under each arm. "I could show you where you're gonna sleep!" The red head sprinted up the stairs and into her room. She threw the dogs onto the bed and watched as they bounced a couple of times before they settled. Hidan growled.

"Thats fucking animal abuse!" He barked. Jasmine chuckled and patted his head.

"You're almost as much of a cutie as Sugar!" She sat on the bed and turned on the tv. She started flipping through channels. 'Spongebob, flip, Hannah Montana, flip, some anime I've never seen in my life, fli-' Hidan and tobi barked really loudly.

"What the hell! Turn it back!" She turned to look at the panicking canines that seemed to be getting really mad at the television. Jasmine changed the channel back to the program that was on before.

There was an anime on that the dogs seemed engrossed in. On the screen was a large blue looking man standing next to a guy with long black hair. The red head sighed.

"What's so great about Naruto?" She fell back on the bed. "Ninja don't wear orange unless they are trying to hide in an army of construction workers." The two dogs jumped from the bed and walked out the open door, fully intending on informing the others of their new discovery.

"Kisame was on the box?" Deidara was suprised. All of the animal-turned Akatsuki members were sitting on the couch. Jasmine's mother was in the kitchen making dinner, silently watching her new pets seemingly have a conversation.

"Yeah! Fucking Itachi was too!" He nodded to the tv that was in front of the sofa. "It was on a box like that." The blond watched Tobi nod in agreement.

"Okay. But we should just wait until we get in contact with Leader-sama, un." His stomach growled and he sighed. "We might as well just act like the animals we are, yeah. Im starving." He jumped off the sofa and walked into the kitchen. He looked up at the cooking woman by the stove and directed a loud meow towards her. The red head looked down at the cat and smiled. She ran a hand down his back.

"Are you hungery, little guy?" Deidara purred and nudged into the woman's hand. "Jasmine!" She yelled loudly all of the sudden, causing the cat to jump a little. "Get your ass down here and feed your pests!" She smiled at the feline again and went back to cooking.

"Okay mom!" Jasmine yelled while running down the stairs. "Where did you put the bags of food?" She instinctively went to the laundry room, connected to the garage.

"I think i dropped them over there." Her mother pointed to the other side of the room with the wooden soon she was using to stir hamburger helper. Jasmine nodded and walked to the counter. She grabbed two large bowls and went to the back door where the animal food was. she quickly filled each one, one with dog food, one with cat food, and went to the livingroom.

"Come and get some num nums!" She shouted as she placed the bowls on the floor in front of the television. "Eat up, kiddies. 'Cause if you don't, you'll die!" She faked a gasp and went to sit on the couch.

"Hey Jazzy, have you heard from your sister today?" Jasmine's mother asked as she fixed two bowls of deliciousness. The younger red head frowed at pet name but nodded anyway.

"Yup. This morning, Rey told me that she was working 'til nine." She flipped on the tv and decided to put back on the anime she was watching earlier. Her mom grabbed the two bowls and walked into the livingroom, placing them both on the coffee table.

"Okay." She sat down next to Jasmine and made herself comfortable. She eyed the television screen and turned to her daughter. "What's this?"

"Iv'e never seen it until now. It's called 'Naruto'. I was flipping through the channels in my room with Smartass and Sugar and they seemed to really like it." She took a bite of food and continued without swollowing. "I watched it a little more after they came down here. It's interesting in a weird sort of way." She finished the food in her mouth and nodded to herself. "I like it." Jasmine's mother pondered on weather or not she should comment on her child's lack of manners but soon decided against it.

"So what's it about?"

"A ninja and his shenanigans as a demon container or something." She shrugged. "I looked it up a while ago, but you know how short my memory span can be sometimes." Meanwhile the "pets" sat in front of the entertainment center, stareing at the dry food that was placed in front of them.

"We're supose to eat this stuff?" Hidan sniffed the brown chunks of disgustingness and cringed. "It smells like ass!" Zetsu sniffed at the cat food.

"Smells like meat."Black side said flatly. He moved forward to take a bite and perked up a bit. "Tastes like it too." White side said. "Good enough for me." Both said at the same time and began eating. Deidara's stomach growled and he sighed.

"It's better than nothing, un" He moved to sit next to Zetsu and ate only as much as he needed. The rest started to eat without protest. Hidan, however, decided to go on strike.

"I am not gonna eat this shit." He said stubbornly. "I'd rather fucking die." He moved to the couch and barked, sucssefully getting both mother and daughter's attention.

"You aren't gonna get any human food." Jasmine said flicking the dog's nose. The silver coated canine growled but jumped onto the sofa next to the teenager. She smiled and pet his head. "You're such a cutie!" Jasmine turned to her mother. "Isn't he just the cutest!" The older red head sighed and nodded.

"Sure why not?"

Eh...? Eh...? What do you think? Please review! It will make Sheer very, very happy! (Me too :P)

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