Foxy: This is my new one-shot series.
Star: It's from the web site called fuck My life.
Foxy: These are real fmls from real people.
Star: enjoy and review.
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight or the fml web site.
Good Vibrations
Bella swan:
As the sun rose into the cloudless morning sky, I climbed out of bed with a smile on my face. It's hardly sunny here in Washington so today was a gift from God. I showered and dried my hair while the coffee brewed and as soon as the last drop hit the cup, I poured me a cup and walked to my apartment terrace with the morning paper to get some sun.
As I opened the sliding door, the song 'Good Vibrations' reached my ears. I loved this song so I didn'tmind Mr. Wood playing it this early. I sat down and began to drink my coffee while reading the paper.
I looked to my right spitting my coffee all over my terrace and ran inside to wash my eyes out.
After my eyes were cleansed I walked to my computer and logged on to fmylife(D)com and submitted:
Today, I woke up to a nice and beautiful sunny day, but only for it to be ruined forever by my 70 year old neighbor flexing his "body parts" and dancing naked to "Good Vibrations." FML
A/N:
Foxy: ok there is more to come.
Star: ha-ha there in editing so as soon as we get 6 reviews you'll see them.
Foxy: all kinds of wacky situations and more so review.
Star: the link is below if you want to check it out.
Foxy: Also if you find one for us to write a one shot for. Please send it to me in a pm.
http:/www(d)fmylife(d)com/9535194