Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, I don't own Family Guy.
Note: I've always felt that Blaine might have guilty pleasures like Family Guy or South Park. So when the episode Saving Private Brian came on last night, I thought Blaine might force Kurt to watch a particular scene, and this very short one-shot was born. Another humor piece.
Saving Private Brian
"You don't mean we're actually going to watch an episode of Family Guy," Kurt said. "Don't you realize that stuff rots your brain?"
"I can't help it," Blaine said. "It's a guilty pleasure. Besides, there's really just one scene I want you to see."
Kurt sighed. "Will you make out with me afterwards?"
"Uh, yeah," Blaine said with a grin. "If you'll watch, and seriously, it's less than five minutes that I actually want you to see, I'll make out with you as long as you like. Or until your parents come home."
Kurt sighed. He waved a hand toward his laptop. "There you go," he said. "Go for it."
Blaine plugged his phone into Kurt's laptop and keyed up the file. "Okay, now sit back, and get ready to laugh."
"Wait. The dog and the baby joined the army?" Kurt asked, confused. "And the dog wears clothes, and talks?"
Blaine sighed. "Just listen to their running cheer. You're going to find it as hilarious as I did, I promise."
Westside Story, Anything Goes (Westside Story, Anything Goes)
Two of our favorite Broadway shows (Two of our favorite Broadway shows)
Miss Saigon and Cabaret (Miss Saigon and Cabaret)
Overrated I should say! (Overrated I should say!)
1! 2! 3! 4!
(The marching block breaks into dance sequence from West Side Story)
"Really?" Kurt asked. "You thought that was hilarious? Miss Saigon and Cabaret aren't overrated at all!"
Blaine sighed. "You may have had to have seen more Family Guy to get it." He rewound to an earlier scene, where the Drill Instructor was calling Stewie queer.
"Oh!" Kurt exclaimed. "I get it….Don't Ask, Don't Tell….and then they dance to a show tune…which of course, in our homophobic society is a decidedly queer thing to do."
Blaine sighed. "It's supposed to be funny. The baby is…sexually ambiguous. And the dog talks, and I think the baby's been a baby for ten years or something. I don't know. I just thought you'd find it funny."
"You owe me makeouts," Kurt said.
Blaine put the laptop safely aside, and took Kurt down to the bed, covering his boyfriend's body with his own. "My pleasure," he whispered as their lips met.
Kurt blissfully kissed his boyfriend for several minutes, then stopped, pulling back. "Are you humming?" he asked.
"Mambo?" Blaine asked with a grin.
(Mambo, the scene from the gym in West Side Story, is the one the army cadets danced to)