Unforgiven
"What the hell are you doing?"
"What do you think?"
"How many hours have you put into that thing?"
"More than what should be legally allowed."
"If you don't put that up I'll tackle you."
"You wouldn't dare…"
"3"
"You'll regret it."
"2"
"I kill you."
"1"
"You-son-of-a-"
Sora tackled Ty off the couch and onto the ground. "Told you so." he said and brushed some hair out of Ty's face, on top of him.
"Sora I swear if you don't get your yaoi ass off me your little internet buddy will not be hearing from you for quite a while…understood?"
Sora had a hurt look on his face. "You are not any fun at all." Sora got off and the glint in his eye died. Ty stretched out where he was, on the floor, yawning loudly. "Dude if it weren't for the face that I've known you since 3rd grade. I would have knocked you out and ran soo far by now." Ty picked up his DS from the edge of the couch and continued his game. "Damn…my guy died. Talking Cleavage, I chose you!"
"WTF Ty why did you call it that?"
"Cause its Jinx."
"…don't want to know…"
Ty was playing Pokémon Diamond. 'Why?' most people ask. For which he would promptly reply, 'Cause it's PokéBallin.' There has always been something odd about the series. The mindless battles; the endless berries; the retarded players on the Wi-Fi system; they all add up to an insane game series that started in '98(?) that is still going. It's just about the only good game Nintendo has, other than the Zelda, Smash Bros, and Metroid games. The rest either sucked completely or were just not even worth mentioning.
"Ok Ty, I gotta go. It's close to 9 now and it's getting to be twilight. Tomorrow I have a test I gotta pass." Sora got up and headed for the door. He glanced back at Ty. "I'll play with you later love."
"Do you want to go back into the box?"
"…no…"
"Didn't think so," TY confirmed. "But I will leave you with a pleasant image in your head."
"Really now? And what would it be?"
"SonicxTails"
…shiver…
"That's what I thought, or tried not to at any case. C'ya later fairy boy."
"If only you knew."
"The sad part is that I do. Now leave before I lock you back in the box."
Sora made a fake face of horror and ran out the door anime-style, the door closing behind him with a creak noise.
Ty broke out laughing. "Pfft, gay-er than a three dollar bill but funnier than all hell." he thought to himself. "He's saved my ass more that once though…I still need to pay him back for the rent money. I'll just mod his PSP and hook him up with some games if all else fails.
"Speaking of which," leading Ty to his next event for the night. He saved his game and put his DS on the charger, then opened up the cabinet under the TV. Inside was his godly PS2 system. After modding the crap out of it, It will now play ripped games, ripped DVDs, every known emulator known today (NES, SNES, GB, GBC, ect…), and any PS1/2 game, legit or not, plus all of the custom ones. All the while being held in a 500G not-so-external hard drive. This thing raped at parties.
Ty turned on the system and the disk in the tray loaded. That disk was the boot disk for the hard drive. A blue screen popped up and a list of over 50 games was shown. Most of them were PS2 games, the rest were folders that contained the others with their emulators. He scrolled down to a folder; CUSTOM_PS2. Inside it had about 15 game titles, 7 were custom GH2&3 versions. Selecting one he grabbed the G-tar and started 5 staring some songs. I mean honestly, the Black Mages did One-Winged Angel perfectly in Advent Children.
2 hours later
"O' wow, 10pm already." Ty put up the system and went to the mini-kitchen. Ugh…I got the munchies so bad, he thought, but that's what happens when I don't eat anything during the day. He looked through a cabinet next to the stove, and pulled out the single most important substance for any kid living on his own…RAMEN!...in a cup. Pouring in some water, he nuked it in everyone's favorite radiation blasting machine. Yay for the microwave!
TY now went back to the living room and flopped onto the couch. It was actually a futon but whatever, it did its job. He grabbed the DS. It was on. "WTF? Didn't I turn this thing off hours ago?" Ty flipped it open and a black screen with a white text box appeared.
LUCARIO would like to talk
Will you talk? Yes No
"…What the hell…" Ty muttered in confusion. He thought about it for a moment and just shrugged. "Well this is a hell of an easter egg..." He tapped the 'yes' and a screen popped up in a chat room format.
LUCARIO: Hello Ty
"…"
LUCARIO: Hello Ty
Ty: Uh…Hey, what's up?
LC: I'm doing well…you seem a little distracted
Ty: Yeah…I didn't know I had a Lucario
LC: I evolved a short time ago
Ty: …yeah that would do it
LC: Are you shocked?
A picture shows Lucario grinning
Ty: For the evolve? Yeah I'm slightly surprised
But I'm shocked that I can 'talk' with you
LC: It's to be expected
Ty: I wonder what that guy did to the games' code
He said that he toyed with it when I bought this
from him. This might be one of the app's he added
LC: So… what are you doing?
Ty: Nothing at the moment. Just sitting on my futon,
only trying to kill time though he keeps running away…
Another pic of Lucario pops up, her laughing, for what it appears to be.
"Well this app could be rather entertaining…Crap my food!" Ty ran to the nuker and pulled out a luke-warm cup of noodles. It was done, just a little too cold. It'll do for now. He grabbed a fork and headed back to the futon to eat and chat. After a fat fork-load of noodles, he picked up the DS and continued.
LC: Don't kill time, everyone likes him
LC: Are you still there?
Ty: Yeah I'm here I almost forgot my food
It's slightly cold but whatever
LC: Oh, ok
Ty: So what's it like in the Pokémon world?
LC: It's too repetitive… the others deep arguing
about who you like more. I wish they'd shut up
Ty: I'm sorry about that. You should tell them that
if they don't cut it out that I'll put them in storage
LC: I think I'll do just that…
Lucario had an evil grin in this pic.
Ty: What are you planning?
LC: Nothing…much
Ty: Oh god what are you thinking about…
LC: I told you nothing Oh! I almost forgot
Would you like to adventure with us?
Ty: Uh, sure…Why not?
LC: Good that's what I needed to hear
I need to go so I'll see you tomorrow
Ty: Mmmk, till next time. C'ya
LC: Good Bye!
The next pic showed Lucario waving lazily, then the system shut off.
"Well that was interesting…didn't know I could do that." Ty put the game down and got ready to crash out, just barely finishing the cup of ramen. "Ugh…what the hell am I going to do tomorrow? Everyone is doing something or going somewhere." That was the last thing before sleep jumped him.