This is for all your Twilight fans who are going to see Eclipse at midnight and for you slightly more logical people who will see it during the day :) Sorry, I know it would have been more appropriate to update my Twilight stories but I was just itching to type this up so enjoy!
Spoilers for people who have not read Breaking Dawn!
June 29, 2010
Abby's fingers flew across the keyboard. She was so excited for the midnight showing of Eclipse that she decided to wear her Twilight clothes to work. Unfortunately, most of the NCIS agents that read the series were on the opposite team that she was but it didn't matter. She would remain loyal and hopefully buy that 'Team Carlisle' short off E -bay soon. Suddenly, she smelled Old Spice.
"Hey Gibbs!" She turned toward him. Gibbs stared at the giant words on her black t-shirt.
'TEAM EDWARD'
"Who's Edward?"
Abby gapped at him. "Only the most popular vampire of the decade!"
"Abby," Gibbs closed his eyes briefly, "vampires don't exist."
"No, no, Edward is a fictional character in the Twilight series." She gestured toward a corner in her lab. A small floating shelf had been installed into the wall. It held four books, all black in color. Gibbs' eyes read the titles of the books quickly. 'Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn'. The wall around the shelf was covered with black heart and smiling skull stickers. On the wall space on top of the books, there were two posters, each with a man on them. The one on the left was a partial picture of a young brown-haired man dressed in a black coat and a bare chest underneath with the words 'Edward – New Moon' below his waist. The other poster had an older blonde man slouching seductively to the camera in 1800's apparel. In the upper left hand corner, Gibbs read the words 'Dr. Carlisle Cullen – New Moon'. On the bottom, the words 'Poster designed by Abby S' were printed in white. Abby pulled Twilight off the shelf and handed it to Gibbs.
"Its like Romeo and Juliet with a vampire and a human and an annoying werewolf in the background except he's not really a werewolf. He's some shape-shifter and – "
"Abby…" Gibbs frowned, looking impatient.
"Hold on, Gibbs, I'm not done. So Edward's the vampire and Jacob is the annoying werewolf, and they both love Bella, the main character that's human."
While Abby was talking, Gibbs had been flipping through the book. He stopped at a random page and began reading the words that popped out to him. "He fought back a smile. Then he bent his head down and touched his cold lips softly to the hollow at the base of my throat…his nose drew a line up the skin of my throat to the point of my chin…he lifted his face to kiss my eyelids –" Gibbs shut the book, looking at Abby in question.
"Isn't that so romantic!" She squealed, not noticing that Gibbs reaction to the text was more disturbed than excited. "Except I kinda like Carlisle too, even if you don't see a lot of him until the last book."
Gibbs raised an eyebrow.
"Carlisle is Edward's creator, kinda like…" Abby paused, trying to find a way to explain. "Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward (into a vampire), God is Carlisle. That and when every one of us woke up and saw Carlisle, we thought he was God. And God or Carlisle said, 'Let there be Edward,'" Abby gestured as a priest might to the Eucharist of a mass. " . . . and it was good."
Gibbs' other eyebrow went up.
"Basically he's the father figure but Gibbs, his character is so cute!"
"No pictures in here though."
"No, I mean the author, Stephenie Meyer, writes his character so perfect…plus the actor that plays him in the movies is hot." She gestured to the Twilight shrine. "You see, it's like this. He's a doctor and he's a vampire but he has this awesome self-control so he doesn't kill his patients and he comforts people and laughs really cute - like and he always kisses people on the forehead or the cheek, though mainly the forehead, I guess because there's not as much blood except wait, that doesn't make sense – "
"I do that, Abs."
"Well yeah, Gibbs you do, though usually on the cheek but you're not a vampire." Abby looked at his expression and mistook it for something else. "Right? Wait, you would tell me, like if you were a vampire. Even if the Volturi were around because I'm sure you could just-"
"Volturi?"
"They're like the vampire government and," Gibbs coughed to stop her. "…Wait, I was supposed to answer your question about the t-shirt…."
Gibbs nodded, waiting.
"Well, some fans want Bella to be with the annoying werewolf and they are Team Jacob and other fans want Bella to be with Edward, the love of her life, and they are Team Edward." She gestured toward her shirt. "There's this whole war – well not a real war with guns and snipers," Abby backtracked, catching the expression on his face. "But some fans have actually killed over which team they were on. It's a pretty popular series."
Gibbs frowned. "What's popular isn't always right and…" he waited.
"What's right isn't always popular, Gibbs, I know. But it's really addicting, like you can't put it down."
Gibbs looked at the book in his hand and back at Abby. She couldn't read his look but he put it down on the computer table and left.
THIS IS A DIVISION MABOB…:)
Ducky heard the doors of the room open and close before he turned from his autopsy report. Two dictionary - thick books were slapped onto his table before he could speak.
"Jethro? What are these?"
"Books."
"Well, yes, I can see that but why are you giving them to me? I know it's not my birthday, at least, I think so, do you think I have forgotten again?"
"No Duck, I need you to do a evaluation for me."
Ducky frowned. "On two books?"
Gibbs nodded. "A physiological one of the two characters, Edward," He poked Twilight. "And Carlisle." He poked Breaking Dawn.
"But why, Jethro?"
But he was already gone.
AN: The section Gibbs read is on page 362 of Twilight. Also, the Carlisle and God comparison is not mine, it was taken from a website, I'm sorry to say I don't remember its name. If I get enough reviews, I will finish the story with one last chapter.