I wrote this a while ago (2 years), so if it's a little jumpy/ doesn't make to much sense, that is why ^^ I tried to edit it.. but hey I'm not perfect ^^
"Wow, of course you come now! And of course its when I'm tired! This is just faaantastic." I exclaimed. Jareth, the Goblin King was currently standing in my room, with his full regalia on. The dramatic cape, check. Crazy hair, check. And an immense ego the size of Canada? Check!
"Excuse me? Am I...interrupting a moment shall I say?" Jareth looked confused at how somebody could look at him, and just keep on talking like noting had happened. Most people, and usually hormonal teenage girls cowered before him. Most were scared of how with his mighty power he could destroy them without batting an eye. He could tell this girl would be much different.
"Okay honey bunches, lets face the facts shall we? I am obviously Erin, and you are of course Jareth, and that girl in my social studies class is clearly Sarah! Oh and by the way I think your pretty hot. Please don't try the whole 'don't defy me' crap because it honestly wont have any effect on me. And it might not be a good idea to say it to the girl that's about to kick your not so big and fat hiney!" Erin proclaimed.
She laughed at the look on his face. Priceless, that's what it was. You could tell that he had never seen somebody with ADD on sugar. Erin thought at first she might be hallucinating or dreaming, and might as well enjoy it. But now she realized that he meant business, by the angered look on his face.
"DON'T DEFY ME" He screamed, predictably. The goblins that were rampant in her closet giggled. They mainly laughed and howled in laughter because it was to be expected. After all, with minds the size of peas, your life's goal can truly be accomplished by laughing at senseless humor.
"hahahhah oh my gosh that is just rich wheew!..Oh look a snake! I positively adore snakes!" Erin's fangirl humor was much like the goblins and her breaking point could be achieved when Jareth repeated classic one liners.
"wonderful, we have a winner!" the king exclaimed, and by which he made no sense at all.
"Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?" Jareth just stared at her with a very puzzled look on his face.
"What is this dictionary? And why have I not seen it? I demand an answer wench!" once again, his ego was taking a beating by not knowing something. He was making it only to obvious to her.
"Ugh just bring me to the Labyrinth say 'what a pity' like you always do to every girl you meet and get on with your life!" The girl could bear his presence no more apparently. She may have been in the need of chocolate too.
"ok" he sighed "you know the deal, solve my Labyrinth in thirteen hours and get that stupid dog back." He sounded sad about the fact of a dog getting wished away, usually it was babies, or older siblings. This was an extremely unusual case.. he would just have to wait and see how it turns out.
"mkay if you think I am going to be all defensive over the fact that you just made fun of my dog, then you are sadly mistaken. Clancy is probably the stupidest dog ever. You can tell him to look for himself, and he runs to the door tinking he is outside. Its freaking hilarious! On to a more serious matter, he tried to eat my bouncy ball with glitter in it! And don't worry, I have been practicing the wrist flick! I almost have it down pat!"
"And where is this 'bouncy ball'?"
Erin laughed almost uncontrollably. When she regained composure she finally sputtered out "you said bouncy ball! Dear me, wow its almost to much to handle! And its right here! It's a bouncy ball, nothing more, nothing less. But if you turn it this way it shall show you glitter!" she couldn't believe she just said that to The Goblin King no less! To skirmish out of his anger, she started to sing. After all it always solves problems in the movies!
"I told my baby" Erin sang
"crying hard as babe could cry," Jareth continued
"What could I dohoohooo"
"you sing..good….wow" She was speechless, dumbfounded, flabbergasted. Any of the three could fit how she felt about his voice.
"yes yes I know after all, is it any surprise I'm told it all the time? Now go grab your things so you can start your quest for your idiotic dog" His ego enlarged as much as his royal tightness did when complimented.
"okay! Ill be right back!" Erin said. For some odd reason she had the sudden urge to skip. It didn't really surprise her, after all she had eaten a large bag of skittles earlier.
When she got back from getting her things she saw Jareth with a pensive look about him
"why did I ever agree to have a small fragment of my life made into a movie? How could I be so irresponsible?" Jareth moaned.
"oh well that's an easy one you silly goose! Your hot..all kings are hot…well all FAE kings are hot! Well ok you are definitely handsome " Erin reverently said.
"I get it, you think I am hot! Go into the Labyrinth and save me from the stench of wet dog!"
"mmkay sugar plum"