Disclaimer: Yet again i have to say i dont own gundam wing or any anything else for that matter.
Here is yet another stupid story. there is little speech from the other pilots. i dont think this has a plot much like my other story Gboys Meet Barney.
Duo's Day (from his point of view)
As I awoke to the sound of a shrilling alarm clock, I discovered that I have yet again slept late on another glorious day.
I got dressed after spending 15 minutes wrestling the covers off my tangled mass of legs. After picking myself up from falling down the stairs after tripping over a "misplaced" katana.
Walking into the kitchen I find myself being laughed at by a black-haired chinese man for no apparent reason. I asked him the reason of his laughing at me and he replied "you have no pants on." Heero spun around at the comment, and i observed his unusually stoney face twist and contort in jealousy from looking at my "package" (he dosen't like to admit he had his "package" blown off on a mission, that is the reason he has no manly lump under his spandex). Leaving the kitchen i found Quatre staring at me with a twinkle in his eyes. Turning around I left the room rather quickly to go put on some pants.
Walking out of my room I find Trowa sitting on the banisters in the hallway mumbling something about not wanting to go back to the circus, then he started saying to himself "Catherine is a cold-blooded murderer i just know it". After turning around to go back down the stairs I hear a thud on the ground below. I looked down to find Trowa had fallen off the banister. Walking over to him I nudged him with my foot, after he dosen't respond I go back into the kitchen and break the news to the other three pilots. While eating my bowl of Wheaties, I hear the phone ring. Answering the phone I was surprised to find Relena on the other line screaming "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
Now I am in the hospital having my ear examined because Relena's screaming busted my eardrum. "Well Mr. Duo your ear is unsaveable" the doctor told me. After tracking Relena down I placed a grenade in her pink limo. Waving her off I watch her and the limo explode into a million peices.
Walking in the door of Quatres mansion I am overrun by a very happy, albit dickless Heero Yuy "THE PINK MENACE IS FINALLY GONE." Watching him run around the mansion like a little kid, I hear a knock on the door. Opening it I find a man in a suit with a briefcase, he asks me to come with him. After boarding the "UFO" as you humans call them, he asks me what I think of my human companions. I tell him they are not the best humans to live with, the chinese one is justice crazy, the blonde one is gay, the japanese one is male/female, and the weird banged one is dead.
After unloading all of my information to my superior, I begin another sleep circuit to await my next human assignment. Good Night as you humans say.