Operation: GACK! Chapter 1! Normal, or Wierded out?

Sooper Person: Ooh! I'm writing another FanFiction!

Numbuh 1: Will you make it about me this time? Plea-

Sooper Person: No. Hee hee, anyways,

Numbuh 1: Please? I'll be good!

Sooper Person: Tee Hee! No you won't!

Numbuh 1: -grumbles-

Sooper Person: Alright! Story time! -kids crowd around-

Oh, and In case you forgot,

Nigel UnoNumbuh 1 WallyNumbuh 4 ChadNumbuh 274

Hoagie GillaganNumbuh 2 Abby LincolnNumbuh 5 Cree LincolnNumbuh 11

Kuki SanbanNumbuh 3 FannyNumbuh 86 Clairie BaptissNumbuh 363

Normal POV

It was a regular day in the KND tree house. Numbuhs 1 and 2 were arguing about who's yipper card collection was cooler, Numbuh 5 was talking on the phone, and Numbuh 4 as always was losing video games with Numbuh 3. Suddenly, Fanny appeared on their big ol' TV thing. "Greetings Kids Next Door Operatives of Sector V! A new girl somehow found her way into the moon base and she demanded to have a word with you... Clairie?" Numbuh 86 moved over "Hidey ho Kids Next Door! Um.. I was just wondering...CAN I FIGHT ADULTS WITH YOU GUYS?" Clairie was a blonde girl in pink overalls and a yellow shirt that looked a lot younger than the every one around, but she always tried to convince them that she was really ten. Kuki immediately gasped and squealed "Ooh! You're so cute! Can we keep her, can we keep her?" Clarie looked around and smiled "Hee Hee! You're cute too!" But she didn't even look at #3, she was too busy staring at Wallabee Beatles, AKA Numbuh 4 who was defiantly blushing. Numbuh one lifted and eyebrow and asked "Did you graduate from the KND artic base-" "It doesn't matter." interrupted Abby, who was standing fairly close to him. "Numbuh 5 thinks that we are in desperate need of another girl." She commented, watching as Numbuhs 2 and 4 making faces at each other. Clarie Gasped. "Does this mean I get to be in the Kids Next Door? (gasp!) in your sector?" The KND nodded, Numbuh 3 looking like she wanted to rip her in half. Almost immediately, Clairie came bursting through the door. 'how did she get through our security system?' Nigel asked himself. "Hello Numbuh...uh.. Numbuh.."Started Hoagie."3!" She answered. "Hey! That's my Number!" Kuki Screamed. Clairie looked annoyed "Well chill out, lady! I guess my number will be... Numbuh 363!" Numbuh 3 was grumbling about being called "lady" when all of the sudden, Numbuh 363 bolted right to Wally. "Tee Hee! Hello there! I am ever so confused about all of these different gadgets and stuff...would you please help me get through the tree house?" She asked, looking innocent and cute. "Um.. Sure, I guess." he answered as they walked off. Numbuh 3 saw Clairie grab Numbuh 4's hand as they both blushed and kept walking. "Um, Numbuh 5 thinks we had better leave Kuki alone." Abby whispered to Nigel as they sneaked off into their rooms. Finally, there was silence. Nothingness filled the room as Numbuh 3 could feel herself about to explode. "AAAARGH!" She shouted as she ran off to her room. It was obvious that her and Clairie would never be friends.

Sooper Person: Well, that's the and of chapter one! Man, I hate this Clarie kid already!

Numbuh 4: Tell me about it! She held my hand!

Numbuh 3: Yeah! She held your hand!

Sooper Person: Yeah! Oh, and just to clearer things up, Clairie is NOT based on any of you guys! Don't get mad at me if your name is Clairie or your last name is Baptiss!.. And more good news, I'm not as much of a baby now! You can leave flames! Woo Hoo! And one last thing, I'm planning to make this also a 1/5, 2/5, or 1/Lizzie fic according to the reviews I get, so please R&R! Thanks!