Me: I was seriously high when I made this. High on liiiiife. Because drugs are overated. d(^^)
Disclaimer: Well, I guess I don't own Kingdom Hearts, and here I was thinking I did. D:
Warning: Involves spanking, and yaoi, if you do not like these things, then, um, want some pie?
Um. Well, erm, gah, hrm, gah, wordgasm, anyway.
Please enjoy? For me? This is getting too long, bai.
It WAS a normal day for Roxas Strife, he woke up normally, brushed his teeth normally, did his hair normally, put on his clothes normally, ate breakfast normally, went to school normally, talked normally, that is, until something went wrong. Mhm, something went wrong, on a completly normal day.
He was hearing voices.
Now, Roxas wasn't a genius, but he was pretty sure that wasn't healthy. So, what did he do? Well, he ran out of school, tripped, but guess what? He didn't fall on the ground, something caught him, but when he stood up he couldn't figure out what.
Now, that perfectly normal day, had gotten REALLY strange.
Something was licking him, and for some odd reason, Roxas didn't really enjoy being licked, hell, I wouldn't either, I would like to know who my molester is first, but sadly, Roxas could not see his.
Don't we all want to see our molester? Yeah, Roxas did. Infact, he was in the doctors office, being licked. By AIR, that is how pimp Roxas was.
"Mr. Strife? Are you alright? You seem to be sweating." The doctor place a gloved hand on Roxas's forehead, and sure enough, something swacked his hand away.
'Nah, Mr. Doctor, I am just getting raped, by who knows what.' Roxas thought to himself, staring at the situation, he honestly had no clue what the hell was going on.
No, really. This was worse then when his twin Sora had gotten drunk, he acted all smart. Sora can't act smart, Roxas knows that much. So instead, Sora acted like he THOUGHT he was smart.
"W-well," The doctor blinked, a sweat drop forming on his face, "l-lets carry on shall we?" Roxas nodded, signing the paper work infront of him, and walking out through the door, and heading towards his house.
Many young girls gave him a fangirl look, because lets face it, Roxas was JOIGFDJIPDFGFD adorable. And girls wanted that. Unless they had some strange obsession with pale vampires.
Hairy pale vampires.
Sparkly hairy vampires.
With love problems.
Yeah...
Roxas had finally gotten to the first dark alley to his house, not very safe, y'know, 'cause he's adorable and all, but, none the less, Roxas stood there for a moment. Stupidly.
A warm arm wrapped around his waist, and a hand found it's way into his pocket, well, heh, Roxas thrashed violently, only to well...
Fail.
"Hey, hey! Blondie, settle down!" Came a voice, uncomfortably close to his ear. Roxas shuddered.
'Same voice as my invisible molester.'
"I am your 'invisible molester.'" Whatever that thing was nodded onto his shoulder.
"You...licked me..." Roxas blushed, squirming a little.
"Well, yeah." The voice stated matter o' factly.
"You..."
"Yeah..."
This was getting strange.
"Well, anyways kid, the names Axel, and I'm going to be stalking you for the rest of your life, until ya' help me." The thing let go of him, and Roxas spun around, only to see a freakishly tall, redhead, with purple tattoos under his eyes, staring at him.
'Emerald.' Roxas noted to hims- oh crap, Axel can read minds. The redhead chuckled, and fluffed Roxas's hair, before fading away again.
'Well, Roxxie!~ See you later, chao.'
What.
The.
HELL?
"I'm on drugs, I have to be." Roxas said to himself, almost reasurringly.
'But if you were on drugs, I wouldn't be so hot now would I?~'
Roxas blushed.
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DAMN MOLESTER!"
Mhm, he was on drugs.
Either that or Marluxia had invaded his dream.
He's just going to go with drugs, because Marluxia scares him.
Me: Marluxia scares me to. D: