Seven was a small man. He tried not to let it bother him. So what if most of his dates were
taller than him. So what if he never made any high school sports teams. It didn't bother him,
mostly. Because Seven had a secret talent. Something no one else could do. Seven could make
people's brains explode.
Alright, so it sounded more exciting than it actually was. There was no flash of light, loud
noises or people left with only half a head. Really all that happened was they slowly, ever so
slowly went insane. At first the victim would just have strange urges to write moody poetry at 3
am or climb trees in the park. But pretty soon they forgot how to drive, started walking only
backwards and had the uncontrollable need to converse with water fowl.
And Seven wasn't his real name either. He was Christened, Stanley Walter Bellview. And if that wasn't bad enough everyone called him "Stanley Walter". No manly shortening to "Stan" for him, everyone from his mother through to his current boss seemed unable to call him by anything other than his full name. Seven was a much better name for a super villain.