4 Months Later

"Great." Peter says happily, walking through the front door with his fiancé. "Nobody's home yet."

"I can't believe it. I seriously can't believe that no one is home." Harry replies, moving towards the couch so that they can sit. "This is the first time since we got engaged four months ago, that we've had a moment alone in this house." He says, leaning in to kiss Peter.

"Well, let's not waste it." Peter tells him. Before he gets a chance to get down on his knees, Eddie takes a picture of the lovebirds and Peter groans, burying his head between Harry's legs.

"I just love watching you two kids kiss." Eddie says, looking at his screen, standing in the hallway. "It's so beautiful to see. He loves you, Tiger. He really loves you." Peter lifts his head up and rolls his eyes at Eddie's words.

"Listen, Osborn, I want you to know I don't feel like I'm losing a friend or a family member. I feel like I'm gaining a total sucker. Brother! I meant brother!" Smirked Eddie. "Where the fuck did that come from? Oh, the mind, huh? I can't wait to be your cousin-in-law."

"Oh, you are delightful, Ed." Harry says sarcastically.

"Trust me, Osborn, you are such a gem." He says. "Here. Get yourself a girl tonight." Eddie whispers in Harry's ear pulling out a roll of dollar bills. "We'll understand."

"Eddie, please." Peter says exasperatedly. "We're trying to have a private moment."

"Private, please. What's private? I've seen every part of your naked body where we were little kids."

"Yeah, but you haven't seen a naked Harry before." Challenged Peter.

"Well, in this moment, I'd like to. After all, I am a switch hitter." Eddie says, with a smirk on face. Harry shakes his head in disbelief. "Ah, listen to me. I'm as giddy as a 15-year-old boy again." He says exiting the living room.

"Honey, I'm glad you're okay with Eddie, coming to live with us in New York. I really think she'd be a little lost without me, plus we're very close. I don't know what we'd do without each other, and we're only cousins."

"It's my pleasure, Petey." Harry reassures Peter with a hug. "I can see how close the two of you are. I can also see how close you are to Gwen and Mary Jane."

"Well, I can honestly say that we've all learned a lot from each other. I mean, Eddie taught me life does not have to be boring because you've surpassed the age of 21." Peter states.

"That's a great outlook."

"And I've become much more comfortable with my sexuality because of MJ. I'm sorry I have to say this my love, but she's really the town slut. She's probably known as the Magic Carpet of Miami."

"I can't argue with that!" Harry laughs. "Why didn't I think of that?"

"And Gwen has taught me..." Peter gets stumped with this analogy. "Gwen has taught me-"

"Babe, it's not important." Harry says trying to kiss Peter.

"No, wait, no, I can do this. Trust me. Now, Gwen has taught me-"

"Let it go." He says, moving his hands to unbutton Peter's shirt.

"I need some time with this." Peter says, giving up on what Gwen has taught him. "Anyway, because of them I feel that I'm ready to love you." He says before kissing Harry passionately. "A square knot!" Peter finally says, pulling away from Harry's lips. "Gwen taught me how to tie a square knot." He repeats triumphantly and Harry laughs.

"Well, I am glad somebody taught you how to do this." He says, moving his hands to Peter's button and zipper, but they are interrupted again. This time, Harry and Peter both groan in annoyance and in anger.

"Dammit, Eddie! Go away!"

"Yeah, beat it, Eddie! You heard what my almost husband said!"

"What? I just love to watch you two kiss and finally getting physical with each other." Eddie says, knowing that he's being a pest on purpose." Besides, the last picture was a little blurry." He says, but Peter looks at him like he's about to hurt Eddie.

"Alright, alright! I enjoy being a pest! Besides, it was hard to tell who was who. No offense, tiger." Eddie says cheekily.

"Tiger, huh?" He smiles a little bit, standing up from the couch rearranging his clothes. "Nobody's called me that since my college days. I'll see you at the alter, my love." Harry says, kissing Peter.

"Bye, Har-bear. Sleep well."

"Night, babe. Night, Eddie." He says, leaving through the front door.

"You know," Eddie sighs. "I think he's just nuts enough to actually turn up at the wedding tomorrow." Eddie says cheekily.

Peter glares at him hard for five long seconds. "You're a furry, horny, little gnome, and we feed you too much. He finally says, before standing up from the floor.

"Oh, Peter, good, you're here." MJ says, coming in from the kitchen.

"Where were the two of you to keep this clown away from Harry and I?"

"We just came from the mall. We needed to get shoes for your wedding tomorrow." Gwen says.

"Listen, um, well, this is going to be our final night together here, and, well, we thought- Gwen and I both thought that it might be our last chance to say-"

"No, don't say it. Don't say goodbye. This is not goodbye. I don't want to turn this into a sad thing the night before I get married. I couldn't handle that right now."

"Me, neither." Pipes Gwen. "I promised myself I wasn't going to cry. I'm going to laugh instead." Gwen starts laughing, but ends up crying.

"Well, now to be honest, it is a little difficult for me too, Peter. I mean, everything happened so fast. My God!" MJ suddenly exclaims, making the other three jump. "You and Harry probably haven't even slept together yet!"

"Oh please, MJ. Now don't be ridiculous. I mean, I know he's your cousin, but you have to realize that we're both adults and capable of a caring, warm relationship." He says seriously, walking towards his bedroom.

"How was the sex?" Gwen inquires.

"SO GOOD, WE ACTUALLY NAMED IT!" Peter shouts from the hallway.