THIS IS A FIKSHUN STORY LIK THE NAME OV THIS SITE. NO NIGGER FUCK COMMENTS PLEEZ.
The yeer waz 2020, and a new basketball prograam had just startid. The teem name was the colorado ho ho buffaloz. There maskot waz peeple fuking buffaloz. This collige waz just foundid bi some stupid nigger indeins. The tridishun of there tribe waz banging buffaloz, and there the-me songg was : ho ho buffalo, we LUV buffalo! Buffalo give strenth! Bufflalo give nutreeints. Buffalo give good hairy pleshure! They still indid up plaiying top teams lik-e duke and north karoliyna, wich are good evin thouht they are nigger skools. But sinse nobody outside ov the tribe wanted too play for the buffaloz, they wint 0-29 in there first sesun. And there 2nd. And there 3rd. Thin the fag tribe leeder, furowldick, decided to git help for hiz plaierz. At ferst he triid calling up all the most nowwn koachiz in the kuntree, but they wouldnt cootch the buffalo rap-eing nigger indein ho ho buffaloz. Thin they got dowwn to the middl skool levil, and found the best playeer at that levul, hector. But hector didnt want too koach a bunsh of loozers, as the great trump wood say, bekuz they rap-eed buffaloz instead of hot girlz. They also didnt grab hott girlz by the sex slit like trump and hector. But thin they offerd hector all ov there money. Hector thought this wood be a good waiy to drive the collige out of bizness, so he agreed.