My friend yunagirl07 made this together. She came up with the first part, and I came up with the rest.
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
"I don't know why I need some stupid phone…" Bakura trailed off as the King of Thieves and his hikari walked to Radio shack.
"Because Bakura," Ryou answered. "If we need to contact each other ever, it will be faster." Ryou had a big smile plastered to his angelic face.
"That's what the mind links for!" Bakura screamed at his innocent hikari.
"Well what about all you're friends?" Ryou didn't even care that Bakura was yelling at him for once. He really wanted to get his yami an iPhone.
"What friends, all I have is Marik, and I can track him down no matter what!" Bakura was getting very angry at his boy friend.
Ryou decided to ignore Bakura and kept walking, Bakura pouting behind me.
"Hello, how may I help you?" Anzu greeted the two pale boys.
"Hello Anzu," Ryou greeted with a smile while Bakura whispered bitch under his breath, making sure no one heard.
"Bakura here would like an iPhone."
"No I don't! You're making me get one!" Bakura crossed his arms, his eyes glaring back and fourth between Anzu and his hikari.
"Oh, well, no problem. Come right along."
Bakura and Ryou get home. Bakura was actually happy about his new phone. But he would never admit this to anyone, especially Ryou.
The ex tomb robber ran up to his room, slamming the door behind him.
"Okay, now let's see….:"
A few seconds later…
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK THIS THI- NO FUCKIN' RA, I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY MUSIC!" Bakura was pressing all these keys, until…
"Hello, thank you for calling Wendy's Pleasure Ranch. How many can I put you down for?"
Bakura smile, who knew exactly what this guy meant.
"I don't know….20, 60, and 100! Whatever you have…" After giving the guy Ryou's and his address and credit card number, he hung up.
A few hours later….
There was a knock on the door. Ryou answered as Bakura stood on top of the stairs, an evil smirk plastered on his face.
"We're here to give some Ryou guy the Saturday special."
Ryou's eyes widened with disbelief. "You. are. Kidding-BAKURA!"
Bakura waved to Ryou sweetly, "Have fun." Than he headed to his room to jump out his window to hang out with Marik and Malik.
-Owari-