It Gets Better
Fake
Freddie's P.O.V
[A/N]- Yes I do own iCarly in fact I own the whole network Nickelodeon I am super rich and live in Hollywood hills with a maid and butler and money coming out my pores which is why I am sitting here writing fanfiction...cause it's so much better then seeing my stories on Tv...if u believe that you need help..seriously go seek it now..cause all glory of iCarly goes to the awesome Dan Schneider...
" I'm the Cheese! The blond demon Aka Sam Puckett fired into the Camera Lens as she spread her arms out wide dancing in front of the camera. As our other best friend the beautiful Carly Shay grinned and wiggled her sexy hips. Swaying to the beat of the music that was playing in the back-round.
After a minute she jumped in front of Sam who was dancing around all wild and yelled..
I'm the bread!
She danced by Sam who was pumping her arms up and down as she jumped like she was a rocker playing air Guitar and pretending to whip someone it was quite a sight let me tell you right now. Carly bumped hips with her as they manged to turn at the same time at the exact angle. Together they looked into the lens Sam's hair was wild her face flushed as she panted while Carly's Hair still looked perfectly arranged and she appeared barely winded. Looking at Sam from the corner of her eyes Carly smiled as they both shouted out.
Together we are a grilled Cheese Sand-which!
Sam pressed a remote that made sizzling sounds as they started flopping around like they were being grilled.
Delicious And Crunchy what more can you want ?
Sam asked very seriously while Carly interjected
Parents will love us cause were nutritious.
Sam grunted ..
Who cares what parents think their lame were greasy and cheesy add some meaty were hearty to..like Some Black Forest Ham and Some Bolivian bacon ..or both yummy..
Sam's eyes took on a far away look as she stood there picturing this in her mind a devilish smile appearing on her face.
Um Sam we don't want our viewers to have a heart attack before they reach puberty,
Carly and Sam started a debate over this in front of the camera. I changed positions so I could get this on film from different view points. Brad operated the laptop as Wendy directed me where to go when to stop. Brad pressed a button and on the green screen showed a rhino in a tutu dancing on the empire state building eating a grilled cheese.
That wraps this episode of random food debates stay tuned next we have Gibby showing us why it is never, I repeat NEVER a good idea to eat Tuna fish while swimming in a shark tank!
Carly yelled as Sam looked at her replying.
Who does that kind of stuff anyway Carl's?
Only a Gibby Sam
Oh and in case you've been asleep under a moldy old rock on the planet DUH this is..
[ Both Girls shouted] iCarly The greatest web-show of all the greatest web-shows!
We said EVER!
I think they get it Sam..
I'm Carly for those of you still lost on planet Duh..
And I'm Sam..
For those super hard die for us fans we are Cam!
Carly took her hand away from hitting the camera she had a very serious look on her face again.
What are you cackling about over there nub?
Sam be nice
Sam never learned how to be nice Carly she was locked up the day the teacher taught the kindergarten class about manners ..
Freddie be nice
Freddie doesn't have a brain to be nice his mom spent too much of his pathetic childhood washing him with anti-bacteria bath-wash and it washed all the brains out but left him with plenty of stupid.
Sam that was uncalled for
No it is never uncalled for Carly it's my American right Freedom of speech and all that jazz
I don't think that's what freedom of speech means Sam
Good cause no one asked you nub
Carly sighed as she rolled her eyes while Sam and I kept bickering.
To end this special iCarly the last one of freedom..
Aw Sam it's not that bad..
Yes Carly yes it is tomorrow kids we have to go back into that prison the adults call school
To show you how much I hate this I have prepared a special song for you
Sam took a deep breath she seemed really nervous today I wasn't sure why she had rapped before but then I thought of it she didn't say rap what was she going to do . I looked at Carly who shrugged watching her closely she was clueless as well usually she knew what Sam was going to do she didn't like surprises. Sam's mouth opened and I gasped she was going to sing her eyes closed as she started..
Back to School it's just not cool
Take me out to the movies take me to the zoo just please don't make me go
Go Back to school uh no I don't need no so called teacher to teach me
Get this straight playtime is over I ain't here to play the good girl no more
Pull up that skirt fix that shirt follow the rules see Sam if you do as I say you will go far
Please I am going far beyond the stars I don't need no rules to tell me who I am or who I will be
I know who I am and you will acknowledge
So listen up I will only spit it once
This is my autobiography all me 100% all the time
Daddy was tripping swearing his love and allegiance to the wrong ones Damn I still miss ya
But see you left me with a precious gift you taught me through the pain and the struggles
To wade my way through the stifles of life I had to be strong I had to keep it real
Saw too many things more then any little girl should know 'bout Daddy wasn't around to protect me
Momma in the kitchen getting high where was I to turn?
Hold it down wait shh make no sound...Silence just the way I want it...
Daddy I still remember you swore you loved me forever you whispered promises in the wind to me
Young and innocent I waited and waited but you never showed
Now I'm older and I know the reason
You can't help it if you got locked down bars of steel keep you from reaching
Me the full potential of your words reach out and gut me cuz
I know I am your daughter sins of the father they scorch more then just the son
Sometimes I just want to know
What was I meant to be to you?
Why would you have me just to use me, tease me, hit me, hurt me what did I do to you?
12 years later I can still hear the words behind closed doors the family war rages on and on
Oh it's hopeless to wish it away
Four years old and I know that life in this house it just ain't right
Momma and Daddy why can't you just put down the bottles and see you have two reasons to live in front of you..
This is real this is me I am begging you pleading with you
No lies no whispers of forever just me I can only be who I was born to be I can't fake it
Please Answer me Why
Why have me if you only meant to leave me behind
Your chasing demons disguised by rainbows can't you see this life won't lead you anywhere Positive
You tell me stay in school study hard and go far how am I suppose to learn when everywhere I turn is littered with deceit and lies?
You disgust me I tried every way to hate you but my heart still breaks
I remember every slap every word of dis test you spit at me please Mother ..
Put down the liquid Tylenol you don't need to dull the pain life ain't that bad
What made you so bitter and hateful? I was your baby girl how could you hate your own child?
So young when the pain came too young to understand life just wasn't how it was suppose to be
Go to school follow the rules hide the pain and whisper lies like I'm okay
It became a routine one I followed the rules for to a T everyone knows don't mess with me Puckett she's the biggest the Baddest the strongest ..the toughest ...nothing can break me...
I break the rules that were meant to be unbroken...
A rebel is what I was known to be but in this game I learned quick to break your rules it it is to lose everything..
Your heart is frozen and I can't find the sword to break the spell this drug has on you
Years have gone by and I learned that no matter how hard I try some things are just not meant to be.
Sometimes I just want to know
What was I meant to be to you?
Why would you have me just to use me tease me hit me hurt me what did I do to you?
Your chasing demons disguised as rainbows I try to reach you but your so far away
If I whisper I'm okay will anyone take the time to look beyond the words see inside past the lies?
The answer is no
I am so good at these lies fake words become reality
I find the ways to dull the pain I see beyond the prison you call my home so am I really faking it when I say I'm okay?
These walls of institutional learning which once gave me freedom from my prison
Have turned on me through the pain I learned I have to be me I can't fake it let everyone know who I am.. even if they hate me
The words leave my lips I didn't even know
I was going to revel it to the world now
I am stuck with this callous mistake but can't you just remember
I am the same girl I was yesterday the one you swore you would love forever and forever ..were you just whispering promises in the wind?
You think I don't see I can't hear the words you whisper past me the wind carries your words down these hallow school halls..
Footprints on my heart leading me to the water drink it let it swallow me can I ever get out from under?
Be strong and don't show them what they do don't look at what they blog it won't hurt whispers I promise myself in the wind …
They don't know every night I wonder why me what did I do to make you love me leave me tease me
Reject me?
Your chasing demons disguised as rainbows
Walls of escape become my new cell block and I want so bad to escape
I'm wearing black and purple today to show you how your words hurt me haunt me in my sleep but damn it do you even care?
Am I just chasing rainbows? Are your demons catching up to me?
I can't be anyone but who I was born to be how dare you try to silence me...
You ask me am I the tough girl who never cries or is this just another lie?
Why can't I be both? Tough girls don't cry? Lie …it takes more courage to admit defeat then it does to
Smile and say I'm okay but is it defeat to be who I am?
Real or fake you decide before I can open my eyes
So I'm through living for you I am sick of it all
I pledge allegiance to me
Not chasing rainbows anymore I am going to be the biggest the baddest rainbow you ever saw
Love me hate me tease me take me forsake me it's your choice
I'm just saying I'm through with the fake lies I'm gonna be me and I'm gonna live for me...
I was Born this way love me hate me I am who I was born to be...
Two hours later after the show ended we had cleaned up .Wendy , Brad had gone home the four of us were collapsed on the bean bag chairs. I was facing the door fighting off a yawn as I watched Sam and Carly who were sharing a bean bag facing me. Carly had a laptop balanced on her knee. Her left arm was wrapped around Sam's waist. I was staring at Sam still amazed by her song.
Hey guys we got some comments about today's web-show
Really what do they say Fredduccine?
What's with the food references tonight Sam? It's worse then usual..
I'm starving nubwad Mom didn't buy food again she keeps blaming the damn cat cause it won't get a job.
Why?
Cause she heard about this new surgery to remove warts so she flew to La to check into it..
Ew..
Carly made a face as Sam sighed fooling with her rainbow bracelet ..
I know right makes me think just thinking about it..gross..
Okay that's just sick Sam as if any of us needed or wanted that imagine to take to bed tonight ..So what's with the comments Freddie feel free to hold back with all the comments about how awesome everyone thinks I am.
No need Gibby you already think so highly of yourself as is we couldn't compare..
I know it's a curse my man someday maybe you will know how awesome this power is..
I won't hold my breath on that ever coming true Gibby
Please do Sam it will be a bonus the day it happens cause you won't be here to ruin it
Guys really can you quit fighting for one night?
Sam glared at me.
Well without further stonewalling..
Stonewalling geez Freddie and you wonder why you get picked on geek
Shut up Sam
Be nice
Carly hit her arm.
Read it Freddie..
Okay our first comment comes from ixoicarly: omg I love iCarly Carly you and Sam rock so hard! You two would be so cute together wake up Carly and come out to play for the right team!
Wow vocal child
I muttered
I would say so kind of true though Carly I mean you are smoking hot!
Aw Gibby
Well it's true Cupcake Sam replied touching her nose as Carly blushed.
You know my view I grinned at Carly who blushed rolling her eyes snuggling closer to Sam.
Off subject I know sorry but it's true you are Gorgeous Carly and Sam your well..
I'm what Gibby?
Sam sat up straighter her face going from a relaxed calm to a blushing shade of angry red she clenched her fist. Gibby swallowed looking around nervously. I held my head down he was toast and I couldn't help him now.
Carly sighed shaking her head.
Well what I meant to say was..
Spit it out Gibby
Sam growled. Gibby coughed looking around.
I mean not everyone can be beautiful like Carly some girls are more plain I guess ..er..manly ...Coming Mom!
Gibby ran screaming just as Sam hands grabbed him shoving him to the ground .
Sam stop your going to hurt him!
Carly pulled her off as Sam tried to fight her off.
That's the point Carlotta
I helped Carly by pulling her back he ran crying.
You owe Mrs. Gibson for the extra hours of therapy that boy is going to need now.
Carly scolded Sam as she helped her up dusting her off. Sam shrugged popping Candy in her mouth.
Sam where did you get that from?
Found them..
Slowly Carly spoke as if she was speaking to a two year old child . Carly placed her hand over Sam's mouth making her spit it out. Sam looked at her confused.
I found them in the same spot I left them..under the floor boards..
Sam when did you hide Candy down there Ew that's gross ..
I don't know maybe two three...
What? Days? Sam that's...
No months but don't worry their okay see they grow this extra cover to protect themselves till I can eat them..
I looked closer the cover she was talking about was a slimy fuzzy green discolored coating.
Sam that's not a cover that's mold!
Shut-up Benson you know that I know what you think I don't know
Huh?
Your mommy's a nurse I'm sure crazy told you all about penicillin it treats illness so it won't cause it..
Sam No!
Carly knocked the candy right out of Sam's hands. She gasped which was followed by a pout making me laugh.
Sam no not the hair!
I grunted as she pulled me by the hair.
Sam be gentle
Carly yelled as I was forcefully dragged out of the room. Carly followed sighing.
What what a shocker here comes Freddie and Sam
Hi Spencer
Sam shoved me into Spencer who was balancing on Stilts we both fell .
She's not right in the head
You just figured this out Freddie wow your nubbier then I thought
Hey guys stop playing on the floor your both to old to play G.I Joe check out these comments.
Read this one guys
Readings too much work
Oh Sam..
Carly laughed ruffling her hair as Sam just shrugged and grinned.
Scrolling down she came to the comments she wanted us to see. I stood behind her my lower half pressed to her back. I could smell her sweet vanilla scented lotion and feel her ribs let me tell you being this close to her did things to my lower half that were defiantly immoral.
Hey Frednoodle
Yea Puke Bucket?
Ow!
She shoved me so hard I fell and lost my balance landing against the wall.
Sam!
What I can't help it if he's not Fred Astaire he tripped over his untied shoes while staring down your shirt!
She looked so innocent..
Carly looked between both of us and I could see in her eyes she believed her.
I held up my hands I wasn't I swear Sam's ..
Sam's What Benson?
Sam Growled
Dare you to say something nub?
Sam punched her closed fist into her other open palm as she glared at me.
Nothing uh why don't we read those comments Carly...
Save the princess here from straining her eyes how you passed the 1 st grade is beyond my comprehension.
Ow!
Suddenly it all became clear I remember that accident Mrs. Riter had with her car not stopping and the Police saying her brake lines were cut...funny the day grades were suppose to be handed out then delayed the next week they were corrected due to a glitch in the system they said"
I can't help fate...
Sam shrugged as I rubbed my shin where she had kicked me hard.
You can't prove nothing man my lawyer has made sure of that.
I arched a eye brow as Carly giggled.
First comment..
iCarlyRQueens: iCarly Rocks Thank you Sam for being so brave and showing us all that colors are something to wear with pride and not to be hidden away Rainbows are meant to shine!
Oh god Sam as a role model god help us all now
Ow she just kicked my other shin
I looked at Carly who just sighed
You get that this is wrong right?
Well you kind of asked for it Freddie I mean you know whenever you insult her she hurts you and yet you keep insulting her..
Insanity I told you it runs in the Benson Family
Hey Spencer!
Be nice kids it's late and I am tired and Spencer is doing his I gotta go potty dance but he wants to hear these comments so I have to read fast.
Anything for you kid..
JustMe: Hey Sam gr8 web-show 2nite you sparkled as bright as ever the comedy gods are loving you, thank you for showing us you can be out and proud and still be successful you are my idol and you and Lady GaGa give me hope. Please Read my blog later it would mean so much
.com/blog/rainbowsrbrighterwhenyousmile [A/N Real Website I made]
Thanks Fan Forever Jamie..H
Aw Jamie is so sweet Sam and he really looks up to you I'm so proud of you
Carly hugged her making Sam blush she was unusually quiet . Resting her head on Carly's shoulder.
There must be something wrong with him if he looks up to you loser..
Just read more comments Carly I think I wanna read his blog in private...
Kay
Juliaisthechiz: iCarly sucks rocks and you losers need a life if you think this dyke is funny she's
Whacked out and needs help maybe a good f.. and she'll be straightened out..
JakeBaby: Hi iCarly Cru wassup? Gr8 show keep rocking Julia you ain't the chiz go away
JennyP: I wish I went to your school!
Marc: Carly your beautiful Marry me!
MattBennett: I cracked up when Gibby's eyes went wide and he cried out Don't eat Gibby" "Gibby loves fish "Love the Gibby!
AshleaPrincess4eva: Nevel's site is so stupid and he's a liar iCarly rocks and Sam and Carly are just perfect together!
What did these people think that if they pushed hard enough they would confess their undying love to one another?
GaGa4iCarly: Thanks For showing us it's okay to be who you are Carly you are so sweet and you follow the rules but your still cool that's awesome you show us by being real you can have it all we don't need to pretend to be someone who we aren't to fit in. Your just so real that It helps me when I feel like I have to be this fake person to impress my friends. I think about you and I keep it real. Cause it's so much cooler to be real then to live a fake life all it is one big lie and lies destroy lives.
Why Thank you GaGa4iCarly Carly giggled as Sam ruffled her arm. I handed them soda's.
Sam you are so different then Carly in every way you are rude and obnoxious brass and crude vulgar at times and wild. You go out of your way to break the rules you don't care what anyone thinks about you ..most people find this annoying but I love it cuz it's refreshing to see someone who isn't trying to be fake to fit in Hollywood. Together you two just work never lose sight of this we are all born this way for a reason. Some are born to make the rules , Some are born to change the rules some are born to make a difference , Some are born to help others make their mark. Some people are born to travel some are born rich some are born to just stay in the same place and raise families have a good job others are born to teach . White, Black, Asian, gay , straight, bi , trans we are all beautiful and we are great the way we were born. iCarly shows me that it's cool to be zany and crazy we can be proud if we have a freaky talent we can be proud if we don't as long as we love ourselves.
You saved my life guys so – Thanks GaGa4iCarly out..Sincerely Jamey M
Marty: Hey Geek yea you GaGa4iCarly what are you a homo? If so please do us all a favor and kill yourself the world needs less freaks. No one here will miss you..iCarly is lame and that Sam chick is a dirty …
Whoa bad word alert rude! Carly muttered to herself.
Kevin: Dito to what Marty said he said it all you the man
Kyle: I love dykes man they are the best f...s
JustMe: Why all the negativity hey if you don't like iCarly here's a gr8 idea shove off and stop hanging out on the iCarly site losers..
Kevin: Go to hell homo lover you ugly as a dog's butt and your freckles remind me of a race track so
make like a NASCAR and race straight to hell with all the other freaks..
Marty: Maybe GaaGa4iCarly and JustMe should hook up and go jump off a bridge together..
Juliaisthechiz: I would be the first to celebrate! Maybe Sam should join them she is the freakiest of all of them who does she think she is? Ellen or Rupaul? She looks like a man acts like a trucker. Looks like a hooker...she's stupid at least Carly is pretty and smart what does Sam have going for her?
Sam was shaking so hard I could feel her tremors through my pants and shirt. Slowly I reached over placing my hand on her shoulder. Carly was openly crying as Sam was struggling to breathe. She was chocking Spencer looked from all 3 of us not sure what to say.
Sam baby are you okay?
She never answered she just span and ran straight from the room. We were shocked for a moment then we snapped out of it and ran after her but for a girl who hates physical activity she could sure as heck run.
As we searched all our normal spots I couldn't help but feel so much pain for Sam she might cause me physical agony and future mental illness on a daily basis. Still I loved her she was just being Sam she was who she was and she was never fake about it. Who the hell were these kids to judge her?
I was worried she was never gone this long. Where could she be? Was she okay? I prayed she didn't get locked up again.
After 4 hours we went back Spencer was frantic my Mom was on the phone with the police. Carly was crying in my arms she had convinced herself Sam had hurt herself why I had no idea. I could never see her doing that Sam was tough she was a fighter. It's just how she was born and no one could break her..could they?
Yet didn't we all have a breaking point at some point isn't that what makes us human? Wouldn't Carly know her better then anyone? She was her best friend for over 8 years she knew every secret every fact every little thing about Sam. That's why they worked so well together ..