DISCLAIMER: All of the cute and fuzzy and not so cute and fuzzy people in
this story don't belong to me! EXCEPT THAT RABBIT! MWAHAHA! But the others
belong to Takaya Natsuki. Thank you! ^_^
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The Fast And The Flubbery: Momiji's Mystery! GIDDYAP! YEEHAH! Okay, there's no Giddyap or Yeehah in the title.
One splendid day, in the splendid house of the splendid Sohma family, Momiji Sohma stumbled upon something splendid. "Splendid!" he squealed. (Okay, I'm done with the word splendid now). It was fluffy and yellow and it had two long ears. "I wonder what it could be!" Momiji squealed. So he ran into the mainhouse where everyone was for some reason and showed it to Haru. "Lookee, lookee, Haru!" he squealed, "I found something alive in Hatori's garden! But I don't know what it is!"
Hatsuharu Sohma sighed. "Honestly, Momiji, shouldn't you know what a rabbit looks like?"
Momiji squealed, "A rabbit? Why would I know what a rabbit is?"
"Because," Haru replied patiently, "You're the Year of the Rabbit."
"I am?" Momiji squealed with delight. "I feel so special today! I'm the Year of the Rabbit!" And with that remark, he did a little Irish jig in front of the world.
But unfortunately for our squealing Momiji, Haru went black and THEN saw this Irish jig! "What do you think you're doing, Momiji? I hate Irish jigs!" So Black Haru kicked Momiji out the window and Momiji landed in a pile of poop! It was a very LARGE pile of poop at that. "Hmm." he squealed. "I wonder where this poop came from! It's awfully large!" As if a gigantic pile of poop were a message from God, Momiji started laughing and rolling around in it, until he realized something and a little lightbulb went on his head and it was too bright so he started having seizures from it so he turned it off. "What could make such an enormous mound of manure?" he squealed, since the only thing he CAN do is squeal.
Momiji then decided it was time to bring out Detective Momiji! So he went into a phonebooth, twirled around a few times, and came out in a detective suit! Complete with earmuffs! "Okay," Momiji squealed, "It's time to get on the case and search for clues. First, I'll search inside the mainhouse where everyone else is! Our culprit must be in there!" So he scampered into the mainhouse. He saw Yuki Sohma first.
"Yuki!" Momiji squealed, "I am Detective Momiji! I'm here on an investigation!" Yuki lifted an eyebrow. "Um, Momiji, what is all over you? You're filthy and you stink!"
Momiji looked himself over. "Oh," he squealed, "Well, I found this tremendous pile of poop outside, so I decided to roll around in it." "Why?" asked Yuki.
"Because it's poop! That's what you do with poop! Anyways, back to my explanation. As I was rolling in the poop, I realized something as I twitched on the ground having a seizure! Who or what made this poop pile? So I pondered it a bit then got dressed into this uniform and I'm on an investigation now to find out the answer."
"Well then, start with the basic clues. Where did you find the pile of poop?" Yuki asked, trying to help.
Momiji thought for a moment. "Aha!" he squealed, "It was outside Akito's window! Akito must've laid that chalupa!" And with that, he zoomed off to find Akito.
"Wait," said Yuki. "That's not such a good idea!"
"Shut up, Junior, it's evidence," Momiji squealed as he speeded away.
Momiji located Akito hanging over his window as usual. "Aha!" Momiji squealed, "I've found you, Akito Sohma! Did you lay that enormous pile of poop?"
Akito just looked at Momiji as if he were the stupidest person alive. Which, he probably was, next to Britney Spears. "Well? What do you have to say for yourself?"
Akito decided to hit Momiji. So he did. After doing his annoying little cry, Momiji squealed, "Ha! It must've been you! The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime!"
Akito didn't know what the hell Momiji was talking about, and he didn't even know the crime he was accused of committing. So Momiji told him the story. Or rather, squealed him the story. Then Akito went into one of his psychotic mood swings and punted Momiji all the way over the rainbow with a bunch of little singing prepositions from Schoolhouse Rock cheering him on.
Momiji decided right then and there as he was flying over the rainbow that Akito was not the culprit but he COULD just as well be a football player with a kick like that.
When Momiji finally touched the ground, he had landed in Hatori's garden. "Hmm, it feels as if I've been here before.IT'S A DÉJÀ VU!" But then he remembered this is the place he had found.the rabbit! The rabbit could've made that pile of poop!
He scurried back to the mainhouse to where he had left his beloved bun-bun. But to his surprise, KISA WAS HOLDING IT!!!! AND PETTING IT TOO!!!
"Hey, that's MY hopper," Momiji squealed like Cera on the Land Before Time.
"I saw it first," Kisa retorted just so they could keep the Land Before Time scheme going, since they're the type who watch and enjoy those movies like complete morons, which also means that since I wrote this story and know the script to the Land Before Time by heart, I am a complete moron.
Momiji pulled the rabbit's arms, while Kisa pulled the rabbit's feet, and then the rabbit EXPLODED. No, it really didn't. That would be mean and despicable for those reading this who loves bunnies, but then again, it would make my friend Rei reading this a lot happier. HI REI!!!! The rabbit just snorted in pain. And don't say, "Hey, wait a minute, rabbits don't snort," because I wrote this story so I say that rabbits snort.
Suddenly, Hiro came up and pushed Momiji. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Hiro. "This is Kisa's rabbit. She saw it; she gets it."
Momiji turned to Hiro. "Aha! You must be working for that rabbit! And you're trying to give the rabbit to Kisa so I won't discover your evil scheme. Well, I'm on to you!" he squealed.
"Huh?" Hiro huhed.
"Unless.unless I'm wrong about the rabbit and YOU were the pooper, Hiro Sohma!" Momiji squealed.
"Poppycock!" Hiro replied, even though that isn't something Hiro would say; I just wanted to use that word in this story somewhere because it reminds me of Mary Poppins AND MARY POPPINS ROCKS.
Since Hiro can somehow hear my every remark, he magically pulled a black umbrella out from behind his back and floated away with it, Kisa holding onto his leg, and the rabbit holding onto hers. Now, please stop and picture the scene I just described to you.
Momiji stood there awestruck for a moment then realized he should follow the three fugitives, so he too grabbed a black umbrella out of nowhere AND THE CHASE WAS ON!
Hiro and company floated about fifteen feet away from our hero Momiji. They were going faster too since they were getting better wind and since they're the antagonists at the moment.
Momiji kicked his feet in the air trying to go faster. He looked down. "Wow, I can see my house from here!" he squealed because EVERYBODY says that when they're high above the Earth, even if they can't.
"MWAHAHA!" Hiro yelled like an evil Disney villain, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" Then the Narrator decided she's using too many clichés so she stopped.
Momiji panted. He'd never reach them! And to make his luck worse, the real Mary Poppins flew by on her magic umbrella and bumped into Momiji, sending him AND her hurtling toward the ground. They both fell through the mainhouse roof and landed SMACK DAB, IN THE MIDDLE! of the dining hall where everyone was. Except Hiro, Kisa, and the rabbit of course because they're floating away on an umbrella.
All of the Sohmas stared for a minute at Momiji, then noticed Mary Poppins and ran over to hug her and get her autographs. Momiji took this opportunity to run outside, and when he looked back, there was a passed out Mary Poppins on the floor and a bunch of animals, Kagura, Rin, and the Hatori who hadn't hugged Miss Poppins. But as for our hero, he's still looking for Hiro! Cool, a pun!
So, did you enjoy it? This is only my second fic ever, so it kinda sux.-_- But oh well! Review please! I'm working on my next chapter! ^_^
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The Fast And The Flubbery: Momiji's Mystery! GIDDYAP! YEEHAH! Okay, there's no Giddyap or Yeehah in the title.
One splendid day, in the splendid house of the splendid Sohma family, Momiji Sohma stumbled upon something splendid. "Splendid!" he squealed. (Okay, I'm done with the word splendid now). It was fluffy and yellow and it had two long ears. "I wonder what it could be!" Momiji squealed. So he ran into the mainhouse where everyone was for some reason and showed it to Haru. "Lookee, lookee, Haru!" he squealed, "I found something alive in Hatori's garden! But I don't know what it is!"
Hatsuharu Sohma sighed. "Honestly, Momiji, shouldn't you know what a rabbit looks like?"
Momiji squealed, "A rabbit? Why would I know what a rabbit is?"
"Because," Haru replied patiently, "You're the Year of the Rabbit."
"I am?" Momiji squealed with delight. "I feel so special today! I'm the Year of the Rabbit!" And with that remark, he did a little Irish jig in front of the world.
But unfortunately for our squealing Momiji, Haru went black and THEN saw this Irish jig! "What do you think you're doing, Momiji? I hate Irish jigs!" So Black Haru kicked Momiji out the window and Momiji landed in a pile of poop! It was a very LARGE pile of poop at that. "Hmm." he squealed. "I wonder where this poop came from! It's awfully large!" As if a gigantic pile of poop were a message from God, Momiji started laughing and rolling around in it, until he realized something and a little lightbulb went on his head and it was too bright so he started having seizures from it so he turned it off. "What could make such an enormous mound of manure?" he squealed, since the only thing he CAN do is squeal.
Momiji then decided it was time to bring out Detective Momiji! So he went into a phonebooth, twirled around a few times, and came out in a detective suit! Complete with earmuffs! "Okay," Momiji squealed, "It's time to get on the case and search for clues. First, I'll search inside the mainhouse where everyone else is! Our culprit must be in there!" So he scampered into the mainhouse. He saw Yuki Sohma first.
"Yuki!" Momiji squealed, "I am Detective Momiji! I'm here on an investigation!" Yuki lifted an eyebrow. "Um, Momiji, what is all over you? You're filthy and you stink!"
Momiji looked himself over. "Oh," he squealed, "Well, I found this tremendous pile of poop outside, so I decided to roll around in it." "Why?" asked Yuki.
"Because it's poop! That's what you do with poop! Anyways, back to my explanation. As I was rolling in the poop, I realized something as I twitched on the ground having a seizure! Who or what made this poop pile? So I pondered it a bit then got dressed into this uniform and I'm on an investigation now to find out the answer."
"Well then, start with the basic clues. Where did you find the pile of poop?" Yuki asked, trying to help.
Momiji thought for a moment. "Aha!" he squealed, "It was outside Akito's window! Akito must've laid that chalupa!" And with that, he zoomed off to find Akito.
"Wait," said Yuki. "That's not such a good idea!"
"Shut up, Junior, it's evidence," Momiji squealed as he speeded away.
Momiji located Akito hanging over his window as usual. "Aha!" Momiji squealed, "I've found you, Akito Sohma! Did you lay that enormous pile of poop?"
Akito just looked at Momiji as if he were the stupidest person alive. Which, he probably was, next to Britney Spears. "Well? What do you have to say for yourself?"
Akito decided to hit Momiji. So he did. After doing his annoying little cry, Momiji squealed, "Ha! It must've been you! The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime!"
Akito didn't know what the hell Momiji was talking about, and he didn't even know the crime he was accused of committing. So Momiji told him the story. Or rather, squealed him the story. Then Akito went into one of his psychotic mood swings and punted Momiji all the way over the rainbow with a bunch of little singing prepositions from Schoolhouse Rock cheering him on.
Momiji decided right then and there as he was flying over the rainbow that Akito was not the culprit but he COULD just as well be a football player with a kick like that.
When Momiji finally touched the ground, he had landed in Hatori's garden. "Hmm, it feels as if I've been here before.IT'S A DÉJÀ VU!" But then he remembered this is the place he had found.the rabbit! The rabbit could've made that pile of poop!
He scurried back to the mainhouse to where he had left his beloved bun-bun. But to his surprise, KISA WAS HOLDING IT!!!! AND PETTING IT TOO!!!
"Hey, that's MY hopper," Momiji squealed like Cera on the Land Before Time.
"I saw it first," Kisa retorted just so they could keep the Land Before Time scheme going, since they're the type who watch and enjoy those movies like complete morons, which also means that since I wrote this story and know the script to the Land Before Time by heart, I am a complete moron.
Momiji pulled the rabbit's arms, while Kisa pulled the rabbit's feet, and then the rabbit EXPLODED. No, it really didn't. That would be mean and despicable for those reading this who loves bunnies, but then again, it would make my friend Rei reading this a lot happier. HI REI!!!! The rabbit just snorted in pain. And don't say, "Hey, wait a minute, rabbits don't snort," because I wrote this story so I say that rabbits snort.
Suddenly, Hiro came up and pushed Momiji. "What do you think you're doing?" asked Hiro. "This is Kisa's rabbit. She saw it; she gets it."
Momiji turned to Hiro. "Aha! You must be working for that rabbit! And you're trying to give the rabbit to Kisa so I won't discover your evil scheme. Well, I'm on to you!" he squealed.
"Huh?" Hiro huhed.
"Unless.unless I'm wrong about the rabbit and YOU were the pooper, Hiro Sohma!" Momiji squealed.
"Poppycock!" Hiro replied, even though that isn't something Hiro would say; I just wanted to use that word in this story somewhere because it reminds me of Mary Poppins AND MARY POPPINS ROCKS.
Since Hiro can somehow hear my every remark, he magically pulled a black umbrella out from behind his back and floated away with it, Kisa holding onto his leg, and the rabbit holding onto hers. Now, please stop and picture the scene I just described to you.
Momiji stood there awestruck for a moment then realized he should follow the three fugitives, so he too grabbed a black umbrella out of nowhere AND THE CHASE WAS ON!
Hiro and company floated about fifteen feet away from our hero Momiji. They were going faster too since they were getting better wind and since they're the antagonists at the moment.
Momiji kicked his feet in the air trying to go faster. He looked down. "Wow, I can see my house from here!" he squealed because EVERYBODY says that when they're high above the Earth, even if they can't.
"MWAHAHA!" Hiro yelled like an evil Disney villain, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" Then the Narrator decided she's using too many clichés so she stopped.
Momiji panted. He'd never reach them! And to make his luck worse, the real Mary Poppins flew by on her magic umbrella and bumped into Momiji, sending him AND her hurtling toward the ground. They both fell through the mainhouse roof and landed SMACK DAB, IN THE MIDDLE! of the dining hall where everyone was. Except Hiro, Kisa, and the rabbit of course because they're floating away on an umbrella.
All of the Sohmas stared for a minute at Momiji, then noticed Mary Poppins and ran over to hug her and get her autographs. Momiji took this opportunity to run outside, and when he looked back, there was a passed out Mary Poppins on the floor and a bunch of animals, Kagura, Rin, and the Hatori who hadn't hugged Miss Poppins. But as for our hero, he's still looking for Hiro! Cool, a pun!
So, did you enjoy it? This is only my second fic ever, so it kinda sux.-_- But oh well! Review please! I'm working on my next chapter! ^_^