Ben 10 belongs to its respectful owners, not me. Because I'm only pretending to care about the show in order to spite my past critics. I will forever assert that any ridiculous anime based fever dreams I pull out of my arse and project into the characters I claim to love and know everything about are in every single way absolutely canon. Even though no one but me sees them, and no one but me can rationalize them in any way. This makes me the best fan ever. Surely better than you. Which I will also repeatedly assert whenever I am criticized. Hypocrites!

D'Void was busy jumping on his bed which he had in his citadel within the desolate Null Void.

"Wee!" he cried. "How long before something terrible and completely out of character happens to me, I wonder?"

At that moment, one of his enslaved...oops I mean...ADORABLE AND LOYAL COMPLETELY OUT OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL pet Null Guardians flew in.

"Well, it was fun while it lasted," D'Void said. He ceased his joyous bouncing.

The Null Guardian shoved its massive bulk into his lap, knocking him down.

"Hey, watch the dick!" D'Void shouted while cringing. "Kormite doesn't make everything nigh invulnerable." The Null Guardian rolled onto its back. Like a hideous, smelly, terrifying winged mouth-faced dog. With tentacles. "Oh, I see what you want. You want SNUGGIES? YES, SNUGGIES FOR YOU?"

He smashed his face into the creature's cold, slimy stinking belly and began to motorboat the disgusting mottled flesh with his lips.

Fifteen more Null Guardians came in and tackled D'Void.

"Oh, shit," D'Void yelled. He soon became buried beneath the swarm of cuddly-wuddly Null Guardians.

The Null Guardians shrieked and roared, flapping their wings, opening their massive tooth-laden maws, and twisting their wriggling tentacles. Their rancid breath filled the air.

D'Void mumbled from beneath the pile of squirming, drooling, shrieking Null Guardians. "Is this supposed to be cute?"

Yes. Null Guardians are fucking adorable. And cuddly. And playful. And intelligent. And D'Void adores them. They're family. It's canon.

The End