1HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERERS STONE
CHARACTERS
Harry Potter
Harrys Dad
Harrys Mom
Harrys Fat Little Brother
Hagrid
Hermoine
Ron
Snape
Dumbeldore
Voldemort
AND MUCH MORE
Dad: Harry get your lazy ass up!
Harry: Shut up its summer!
Dad: You stupid fuck wash my car or I'll take away your room
Harry: FINE!
Harry washes car.
Fat Little Brother: Mom and dad love me better you stupid orphan
Harry throws a midget at the fatass.
Fat Little Brother: cryingI'm telling mom!
Harry: Tell her and Ill tell dad you ate his chicken
Fat Little Brother runs away crying.
Later That Night
Hagrid Busts into Harrys House
Harry: in chinese voice ITS GODZILLA!
Hagrid: No My Name is Hagrid I have come to take you away to magic school. Your parents were wizards Harry, and they left you behind a fortune. That scar on your forehead is the mark that Voldemort the evil wizard gave you when he killed your parents
Harry: ...
Hagrid: ...
Harry: ROAR! THESE PIG FUCKERS TOLD ME THAT MY PARENTS WERE POOR LITTLE HOMELESS AND THAT THEY WERE EATEN BY COYOTES
Hagrid: ...
Harry: ...
Fat Little Brother: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: ...
Banana: ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Everyone squisshes the dumb banana
Harry: ...
Hagrid: OMG LETS GO ALREADY!
Harry: Ok Bye Fags