Another shit post, trigger warning if you're offended by anything involving memes...

aka people who voted for Hilary (DON'T SHOOT ME)

"SHREK!"

"What the hell is it now you goddamn mule?"

"We got visitors!"

"Oh shit really? Let them in!"

"I don't know man, I'm using my divination to scan who's at the door."

"Why?"

"Because, you never know," Donkey smirked, irritating Shrek.

"Donkey, don't fuck around, let them i-,"

"WAIT SHREK...they're also nen users!" Donkey said desperately, as shrek nearly lost his footing from shock.

"...well, is it bad?"

"They seem like a couple of kids, but I don't know. I sensed their aura from a while back and it was pretty powerful despite only being in ten, but now they are doing one hell of a job concealing it...I don't know if we could trust them shrek,"

"NIGGER!" a voice creamed from hundreds of yards away. "What the fuck was that?" Shrek asked with his lips quivering.

"HEY EVERYBODY IN CHAT TYPE ALEX IS A FUCKING NIGGER! AND PYROCYNICAL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING LESBIEN AM I RIGHT, I MEAN, HE'S A FUCKING PEDOFILE FOR ALL I KNOW!" the voice roared, as there was a harsh knock on the door.

"Was that the voice who just knocked?" Shrek asked, looking at Donkey. "No, that's just some irrelevant garden knome looking cunt we don't have to worry about (keemstar for you normies)...that knock was from the kids," Donkey stated, as the aura started to fluidly expand to detect the visitors. Shrek stood back in awe to marvel Donkey's talent, despite being an enhancer not an emitter.

"I'm letting them in," Donkey said confidently, slowly opening the door and peering to see who it was. "Yes?" Donkey said, with a little over half of his face peering at the two kids who were mumbling under their breaths.

"Holy shit Gon, that voice, is that Eddie Murp-?"

"SHREK!" Gon yelled without thinking twice, pushing Killua out of the way. Donkey assumed a battle stance while Gon kicked Donkey in the nuts with all his aura to get to Shrek.

"SHREK, SHREK, OH MY GOD SHREK IM A FAN OF ALL YOUR MOVIES CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME!"

"Wait hold up...so you aren't here for the memes?" Shrek pondered.

"I'm here for the memes, but this kid...well, is a bit of a normie,"

"Coming from the asshole who still uses Shre-," Donkey interrupted by Shrek. "shhhh! they still think we're relevant," he whispered into Donkey, who nods in agreement.

"Well what brings you out to my swamp you fucking cunts?"

"Ay show some respect you fuckin meme! This kid actually watches your goddamn movies, give him a bit of love you fat ogre," Killua scoffed, as Shrek's aura started to grow.

"Kid, you don't wanna make me angry. I'm an enhancer you know,"

"I could tell because you're a fucking dumb ogre that's why," Killua retorted, not even using ten at the moment and keeping his cool.

"Shrek, we got another visitor!"

"Goddamnit Donkey not now you fat cunt!"

"No Shrek, he's injured, he said something about his clan being massacred and shit. He's got moppy hair, a slender boduy, and probably a huge dick too,"

Kurapika? Killua wondered, as Shrek went towards the door as the visitor broke down the door with his conjured chains.

It wasn't Kurapika but some random ass dude chillin with no shirt on for some reason and happened to have a similar ability as he did.

"Have no fear, I come in peace! I come on behalf of my fallen brethren of my tribe. We were a peaceful tribe, B-nuts, Shrek, and I would help travelers by giving them items so they could go on their merry way. Until the dark times came, and the machine gun men killed our tribe, for no apparent reason,"

"Psst Killua, is that Kurapika?" Gon whispered.

"...you're hopeless," Killua sighed.

"The machine gun men gunned down our tribe and killed all 127 of our brethren-"

"Don't you mean 128?" Gon asked naively, as Killua smacked him on the head.

"We need your help Shrek. The survivors are few, but we call upon you for our guidance. Please Shrek, you are our only hope," the man pleaded with all his might.

"Was it the Phantom Troupe?" Gon asked.

"Yes! Smart boy! We are looking for the Phantomhive manner. Fucking bourgeoisie scumbag capitalists and they're damn money and fancy houses an-,"

"Wait hold up, the Phantom troupe, or the Phantomhives?" Donkey asked as the man shook his head.

"The second one,"

"Wrong anime, this is Hunter x Hunter, not Black Butler you filthy casual,"

"...wut," the man said, with sadder eyes than before. But then, his gamer tag over his head revealed that his name was "Kim jung il", revealing that this was an imposter.

"Wait a minute, you weren't the machine gun man guy...YOU'RE THE SOCIALIST GUY!" Shrek exclaimed, getting into a battle stance.

"Nonono you got it all wrong! It's not what it looks like! I'm lost, well, I'm actually looking for North Korea right now, have you seen it?" the imposter asked, becoming tense as he's trying to win the mercy of Shrek and Donkey.

But Donkey knew what was up. And knew that it was all good...

"...oh yeah?"

"Yes, I swear to God! I swear to sweet baby Jesus and my Ken Bone fanpage on Reddit that I am telling the truth,"

"You're looking for North Korea?"

"Yes!"

"Well, you just past it," Donkey proclaimed victoriously, and the guy held his head in defeat. "Shrek, let's fuck this bitch up,"

"Hell yea boi," Shrek agreed, as the duo's aura lit up like a forest (swamp) fire.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NORTH KOREAAAAAAAA!" the dictator screamed, as Donkey decapitated all his limps and Shrek shattered his skull into pieces, leaving remnants of blood and bone all over the room.

"...well Shrek, now what?"

"DANCE PARTY NIGGA!"

The duo played "Big Poppa" by Biggie Smalls on repeat, snorted a bunch of coke, and had a really good time.

The end :D