A/N: Another one... Will more then likely be continued eventually. More likely then the other. :)
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasuke never would have existed and a majority of the male cast would find themselves gay. :) I don't own it, then!
"We haven't got all day.. Find your little kitten and lets go." a low voice rumbled irritably.
"Let him be, Jiraiya-san... Love only happens rarely... We can't rush anything. Besides, if anyone hears you, we're caught." another, smooth baritone drawled.
"Will you both shut up, already? Kakashi-san, check here.."
"Hai." the silver haired halfling leaned into the doorway, sniffing the scent wafting out. "Mnn... Rare, but no cat.. Kitsune, if I'm not mistaken."
The elder and younger males looked at him, "Kitsune?"
Kakashi nodded, "Strong too... I'd say at least seven tails.."
"It's not possible.."
"Couldn't be... He..."
"What are you two going on about?"
Two voices spoke in unison, "Naruto!"
A blond head lifted at the sound of his name from inside the cage, and Kakashi flushed visibly at the sight of crystal clear blue eyes. Iruka moved forward and peered in, "... Oh.. God.." he backed up right into Jiraiya, who caught the brunet just before his legs gave out.
A guard walked up at that moment, "See one ya like?"
Kakashi grunted, "Is this one for sale?"
The guard looked over a sheet and frowned, "Rental only... Take home rental, if ya want. We pick them up once you've had your fun."
Kakashi glanced at the pair behind him before making a split second decision.
"I want him."