Since I've never had to write a resignation letter, I'm not sure what I should be writing other than that I'm leaving Team Rocket.
I've been here for a few years and I have noticed several issues that no one wishes to address. Hopefully when 10 year olds storm these bases, you'll realize the problem.
No worker appreciation. It seems that all grunts are seen as disposable. Even if we are meat shields, morale would be higher if we weren't always told of that.
No chance to move up. From what I've seen, you don't get promoted based on ability. All of the executives are nothing but frightful ass kissers for Mr. Giovanni.
Ability means nothing. Even though I am still a Grunt, I have accumulated the 8 Johto badges and 4 from Kanto. The last person to defeat me was Champion Lance, but that is because he likes to use Full Restore on the same Pokémon twice like a little bitch.
Predictable. Everyone either has a Zubat, Koffing, Voltorb, or Rattata. A whole base can be torn down if someone has a Machop, Geodude, and an Abra. The last thing you want is someone with a Lucario, Ryhperior and Gallade running through your base. But since none of you have gone to Sinnoh, (or manage to steal anything good) I doubt you'd know about that.
No love. Many people here see Pokémon as tools and that is why they all have weak Pokémon. Pokémon are our friends and we should build bonds with them. That is how I was able to almost become the champion. I know that almost doesn't cut it, but I don't run around getting beaten by children unlike everyone else here.
No point in me continuing to complain because I doubt this letter will be read. Despite the great ideas I have proposed and the amount I have saved so I could give to Team Rocket, I was constantly ignored. Arianna told me that being quiet and respectful is a way to move up in the ranks. We're a criminal group, not a group of boy scouts. If I really wanted to move up, I'd simply kill everyone above me. I have already killed several fellow members, but decided to let most of you enjoy your miserable lives under the oppressive rule of those weak executives.
Sincerely,
Not like you even knew my name.
P.S. My Typhlosion accidentally melted a big part of the power grid. I told one of the executives but they didn't listen. It might explode if you don't fix it.
P.P.S. I gave a Koffing a bath in the water supply and that is why you've all been getting sick.