The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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Ch.1

The Barrel Frenzy

The place was dark, so dark nothing could be seen. There was not going to be anything heard either until a moment later that a loud, growling sound was heard and echoed throughout the whole blank black space of nothing. For only a minute was the place quite once more until out of nowhere a threatening, colossal mouth with huge teeth appeared as it made the same obnoxious noise from before.

Suddenly, a beam of light appeared above the beastly mouth in which it scared it off. A boy with dirty blonde hair suddenly was put in view while floating. He looked around for the vanished mouth. Once he was sure it wasn't going to appear anymore, he set his eyes above him, towards the light. From the center of the light, a figure in blue was floating. It was blurry to the boy, so he had not a clear view of what it really was.

"It is your time to awake, hero. It is your time now."

Well, the boy now knew that it must be a person of some sort, a girl to be a bit more specific. The voice sounded so ancient, a voice from long ago that was sealed away until this day.

"Hero, it is your time now. You must be ready. You must go. Now!"

The boy looked as the light and figure disappeared into the huge mouth that returned once more. The boy got shocked since there was no noise identicating that the mouth had returned. The mouth quickly swallowed the boy in a blink of an eye, not giving him time to escape.

Once he knew it was his end, a bright blue blur of light appeared next to the boy while giving him a poke on the head. The boy turned to look at his side just to see a familiar bird with it's piercing green eyes looking straight at him. Then-

"SQUACK!"

After the squack of the bird, the boy tumbled off his bed, hitting his head badly on the wooden floor below. He stayed in his upside down position until he recovered from his fall. He turned to his right to see the blue bird with it's green eyes staring at him. The bird, known as a Loftwing, held a letter between it's beak. Once the two got a good look into each others' eyes, it spit the letter onto the face of the boy and left leaving a bewildered and sore boy.

After a couple of minutes to get himself back up and dust himself from the fall, he opened the letter he was given in a somewhat rude manner while having his hand go through his dirty blonde hair. Inside was a piece of folded paper in which unfolded showed familiar handwriting to the boy. He then began to read:

"Link, I know you had probably forgotten to meet me today by the goddess statue and I would know from me sending you this letter. I don't want to be kept waiting any longer due to the Wing Ceremony today. I don't want you to be late for that either, so please come visit me at the statue before you're late for your ceremony. I need to show you something so please come quick okay?"

-Zelda

The boy, Link, facepalm and quickly put on his dusty brown boots and place the letter by his bed desk and dashed out his room. As he ran down the hall of his academy of knighthood, he noticed a skinny boy having trouble moving a barrel by the corner of the main door. Link, having known he doesn't have enough time to stop to help someone but just can't leave a friend unattended really hoping his friend, Zelda, would scrowled him for arriving late, he decided to stop for a while and give a hand to his fellow comrade.

"Hey Fledge, need a little help?" Link asked as he leaned up against another barrel right beside the one that the circled cheeked guy was struggling with. He got startled once he knew that the soon-to-be senior (or at least that's what he thought) was there watching him struggling with one barrel of water. He grew a bit embarrased knowing that someone was seeing him not be able to move one barrel. He had thought everyone had left to the ceremony.

"H-hey there, Link. Didn't think you would still be here. After all, today is YOUR ceremony...and not mine." Fledge mumbled the last part, turning red that he wasn't able to graduate from his junior year due to his cowardness of flying a Loftwing.

Link smirked as he rubbed his nose. " You know me, I'm not an early waker." He shook his head and pointed back to the barrels. "Don'tcha need a little help there with them barrels, Fledge? You know I can..." He was soon cut off by the circled cheek boy.

"N-no! Don't stop to help me. Besides, I don't want you to be late for your ceremony. You go ahead. I shall stay here and move these myself. It is my duty for right now. The lunch lady would really want them to be delivered by me."

Link frowned and began to turn his back to Fledge. "Okay, whatever you say Fledge. See ya later!" Link took some step towards the main entrance of the academy until he suddenly turned back around and grabbed hold of a barrel and place it over his head and began to walk towards the kitchen which was just around the corner.

"Link! Why you little!" is what Link heard once he walked around the corner leaving a red face boy behind. Half way through the way to the kitchen where the lunch lady would be, Link began to have second thoughts.

"Damn, this barrel is heavy! Did I took the heavy one or what? I'm running low on breath now." The dirty blonde lowered the barrel onto the ground slowly. He stretched himself a bit and was relieved to have his muscles relaxed for a bit. He did some arm circles and popped his neck before going once again over to the kitchen. In just a few minutes, Link grew tired again but he noticed how close he was to the lunch lady who was behind the stoned oven. "I never knew the kitchen would ever be this far."

With the last breath, he reached the lunch lady and carefully laid the barrel down next to her. Link bended over and placed his hands on his knees, taking deep breaths. He noticed, once he was recovered from having some kind of stroke or something, that no respond came from the lunch lady, not even a thanks. Link got himself back up straight and saw the lunch lady standing by the barrel while tapping her little foot on the wooden floor. She gave him a disgusting look but at the same time it was a bit thankful or maybe it was just the look of what an old lady does because she looked the same as always, never changed her face expression.

"Link! What do you think you are doing? You're suppose to be getting ready for the ceremony. Not waste time here helping a non-graduate with his chores!" Identicating Fledge who was still having trouble moving that same barrel.

Link rubbed the back of his head. "I was just helping him out. He sure seems to be having a lot of trouble moving one barrel."

The lunch lady hestigated for a while then turned back around to the oven. "Well, that's his fault for being such a lazy ass! He needs to start working out like most students in this academy."

Link gave out a nervous chuckle, not knowing if it was a joke or she was just being rude. "I guess. Well, I think I'm done here for now. I'm gonna start heading outside now if you..." Just as Link was turning around to walk away, a small, delicate hand was placed upon his shoulder and pulled him back around.

"Where do you think you're going now?" the lunch lady asked, not moving her dark eyes away from the fire on the oven.

"Where the hell do you think I'm going, you old hag?" Link thought instead of saying it out loud because then he would get it. But he just gave her a look that said "What gives? No touchy."

"You're not going out without eating first. You can't go out on an empty stomach." The lunch lady said as he opened the oven and stirred the pot that was inside of it and took a small sip of it.

"Um...yeah. That's why I'm talking an apple on the go." Link said before she said anything else and searched around for an apple. He spotted one by a shelf to his left side. He grabbed a hold of it in which gave him the beginning of an escape. He dashed out of the kitchen before the lunch lady would grabbed him again.

"Link! Where are you going? I got you some delicious beans!" The lunch lady called out.

"Oh hell nah! Thanks the goddess that I left there in one peace. And I don't mind not getting a thanks either." Link thought as he ran around the corner and back to Fledge who finally had the barrel on its side and was rolling it towards the kitchen. He looked up and noticed a flustered Link rushing towards him.

"Hey Link! I'm gonna..."

Then Link waved a good-bye to him and ran out the main entrance. Fledge just stood there, very confused indeed. "I wonder what's up with him." He took a look down to the barrel in which by the sight of it made his back hurt. "Now back to this...urgh..."

Brookelle: Well, whatcha guys think?

Berenice: Oh! It's a Link story and he's just so awesome! 10 out of 5 stars! x3

Brookelle: Hehe. Thanks Bere. What about you, Jordan?

Jordan: I gotta say, this chapter just makes me wanna get some pinto beans now.

Brookelle: -_-

Berenice: Please review this chapter and Brookelle will amaze you with more later on.

Jordan: There's gonna be a fart war later on too.

Brookelle: Oh dear...