Disclaimer:
Kisame: Say it!
Me: Never! (Runs away from him)
Kisame: I SAID 'SAY IT'! (Catches me and puts me in a headlock)
Me: No…
Kisame: Itachi~!
Me; Nooooo, anything but him!
Kisame: Then say it. *smirks*
Me: Fine… I d-don't own N-naruto! T^T
Kisame's POV
"Itachi~," I called out, in a sing-song voice.
"Hn," was his answer. He walked out of the bathroom with a towel tied around his waist. That was it… I couldn't hold back anymore. I pounced and successfully had him pinned down on the floor.
"K-kisame what are you doing," Itachi squeaked out. He looked so adorable with that faced.
"Aw, you sound so cute when you stutter like that, 'Tachi-kun," I cooed. He tried to glare at me with a flushed face, instead of cowering I chuckled.
"Get. Off. Of. Me," Itachi hissed out.
"Why? You look way~ better under me," I whined, while wiggling my eyebrows, like a child not getting their way. I know I was acting annoying but I couldn't help myself when it came to him. When I looked down at him, I noticed he was blushing. I grinned evilly but once I saw his eyes flicker red, I ran…like hell. "Hey Tobi," I greeted, as I ran past said person. I saw him running next to me with ease, no surprise there.
"Why is Kisame-sempei running?"
"Because I did a bad thing. A very bad thing," I answered with a very creepy voice. I saw, from the corner of my eye, Tobi look behind us.
He ran faster than I thought possible and called over his shoulder, "Tobi has to go. Tobi's a good boy and Tobi doesn't want to die…yet."
There was only one person who could help me now. "Pein-sama! I need your help~," I screamed at the top of my lungs.
Normal POV
Pein was in the kitchen, enjoying a nice cup of tea, when he heard Kisame's cry for help. "Wonder what he did now," he asked in a sarcastic tone. He sighed, put his cup of tea down and braced himself tackled in about… Right on cue Kisame came in. Now. Next thing Pein knew, was Kisame rambling about how he needed his help, while on the floor with his hot tea spilled all over his private area.
First thing he did was punch the closest thing to him. The result was Kisame getting the air knocked out of him. After that, he tried to ignore the pain in his area.
"What the fuck was that for," yelled Kisame, after regaining his breath.
"Gee, I don't know," Pein said sarcastically. "MAYBE FOR SPILLING MY HOT TEA ON ME!"
"Oh~…sorry."
"TOO. LATE," he said, through gritted teeth. "I'm not going to protect from…..ITACHI! This time."
"Yes, Pein-sama," Itachi magically appeared.
"Do what you want with him," he motioned towards Kisame.
Itachi looked at his prey before dragging him out of the room. For the rest of the day, the Akatsuki members heard screams of pain and 'mercy'.
Kisame: …O_e… WHAT THE HELL!
Itachi: ….I like it…
Kisame: Well, I don't!
Me: *snickers* aww, why not Kisa-chan~
Kisame: Don't make me cut off a limb or two off of you.
Me: Hope you enjoyed it! *runs away from Kisame*