I'm in the mob life
It's very plain to see
Working for Julian
Then working for Sonny
Nobody sees
Me meeting Anna Devane
My real job title
Is DEA
Because I'm top-secret L.E.O.
Fake lowest of the low
Corinthos or Jerome,
Doesn't make a difference to me . . .
To me
Anna
I just killed a man
He shot into my bed
I drew my gun and now he's dead
Anna
I'm in deep shit now
But you have gone with Duke to run away
Undercover (with the mobsters!)
I didn't wanna kill that guy
Don't anybody spill the beans to T.J.
Carry on, carry on,
As if I am just a mobster
His name's Jake
At least we think
He has no memory
Gets hit on by Liz and Carly
Now he's infiltrating
The Jerome clan
It's ironic 'cause he was a hit man, too
Jason!
(How the mighty have fallen!)
He didn't shoot that Scottish guy!
He'll wish he'd never stayed in Port Charles at all!
I see a little orange mobster with man boobs
Corinthos! Corinthos!
"But I only sell coffee!"
Dude, I know you're lying,
Don't even be trying me!
Dumbass Jake, he found a crime scene
Picked up someone else's gun
Now he's in ja-a-a-a-il
Duke tried to order me executed
At the last second, he couldn't do it
Called off the hit, but the guy didn't hear
I come clean, T.J.'s shocked
"Mom, please let Shawn go!"
I cannot!
"Mom, will you please let Shawn go?"
I cannot!
"Come on, Mom, will you just let Shawn go?"
I cannot!
"God damn, Mom, will you just let Shawn go?"
I CANNOT!
"Will you let Shawn go?"
I CANNOT!
"Let him go!"
THEY WILL NEVER EVER EVER LET HIM GO!
(I - kind - of - wish - they'd - let - Shawn - go!)
Oh mama cop, mama cop,
Mama cop, what's the point?
'Cause everyone always exonerates
Sonny
Sonny
SONNY!
So someone killed Duke Lavery and it was sad!
Anna went rogue, shot Carlos - hey, wait, is that bad?
Ohhhh shiiiit,
That was malice aforethought!
She's gotta call Sloane,
Get this corpse off of Pier 54!
Being undercover
Really kinda sucks
I hope nothing final,
Nothing fatal happens . . . to meeee.
(Anything for sweeps week . . . )