5:15 PM 2/4/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -GTep62 "Saving Gokou, the last buddy appears..."
Goku: Why are you staring at my face Vegeta? You find me attractive, huh??
Veggie: ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY WOULD I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE?!

Chuey's Corner:
Goku: Cuz you keep staring at me, silly Veggie!
Chuquita: (grins) I don't think I could possibly find a better quote to start off a new fic!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I can.
Chuquita: And to whoever wrote this humorous little gag for episode 62, I thank you. I laughed so hard at this.
Goku: Heeheehee, I liked how Veggie's face looked when he reacted to gt me saying that. His little head got REALLY BIG!
[holds arms out to simulate the length of Veggie's head] And his cheeks got all red! It was CUTE!
Vegeta: (angrily) It was NOT cute at all!! IT WAS HUMILATING for you to actually SUGGEST THAT about me!!!
Chuquita: I'm particularly fond of the episode's title.
Goku: (chirps) YEAH! It has the last "buddy" in it!
Vegeta: (smirks) THAT would be ME.
Goku: Actually little Veggie it was-- [Chu covers his mouth w/her hand]
Chuquita: Let him think what he wants, Son-kun.
Goku: Well _I_ think I'm pretty. (flashes big sparkling grin at the audiance)
Chuquita: It was "attractive", not "pretty".
Goku: (frowns) GT Veggie DID get too flustered to answer my question though.
Vegeta: Well I'll answer it for him AND YOU'RE _NOT_ ATTRACTIVE YOU BIG BAKAYARO!!
Goku: (lil smile) Am I pretty?
Vegeta: ...
Goku: (giggles) Mmm?
Vegeta: (groans) Fine. You're "pretty".
Goku: Awww!!! [hugs Veggie] (happily) VEGGIE THINKS I'M PRETTY!!!!
Vegeta: (face glowing bright red) .....heh-heh......heh-heh-heh..... (nervous/dazed giggle)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I wonder how they'll dub THAT line into english... (perks up) Anyway! Today's story deals w/chibi Goku
, or chibi 'Kakarrotto' whichever you prefer; BEFORE he smacked his head on that rock. I've read many stories where this
Kakarrotto is Son-kun's "dark side/evil side"; however in every show I've seen where a character gets amnesia, like
Kakarrotto did, they don't remember anything that's happened while they were in their amnesiac state once they're back to
normal. So for this fic I pretty much put 2 & 2 together and decided that since Goku is "Kakarrotto's" amnesiac personality
that if he got smacked on the head again he'd revert back to his normal self...who happens to be a two year old child. Not
an "evil" child, just your average 'bite, tear, chew, suck, cry' child.
Goku: And giggle! Don't forget giggle!
Vegeta: (flatly) You "giggle" NOW, Kakarrotto, and you're a full-grown adult saiyajin!!!
Goku: ...so?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: For anybody who's seen my chibi Veggie fanfics; just temporarily forget about that chibi Kakarrotto oh-kay? If I
ever do anymore stories starring those 2 chibis that baby-Kakarrotto version will retain his original "I'm a super-genius and
am going to conquer Earth once my stubby legs are grown enough to stand on" personality.
Goku: Speaking of chibi me; LOOK WHO I BROUGHT!! [holds up toddler version of himself who's in a diaper and sucking on a
pacifer] (to Veggie) (grinning) He's MEEEE~~~
Chibi Goku: [spits out his pacifier, causing it to smack into Veggie's forehead] Hahahahaha!! Vehdgee!
Goku: (cooes) Yeah, that's right. That's little Vehhhh-geeee.
Vegeta: Ugh.
Goku: [holds out chibi Goku] Come on Veggie! Hold me!!
Vegeta: (looks at chibi Goku uneasily)
Chibi Goku: (is blowing a bubble with his own spit)
Vegeta: (uneasily) Umm, maybe later.
Goku: Aw, you sure?
Vegeta: Yes.
Goku: (baby-voice) Buh Veh-gee he wuvs u! [holds chibi Goku infront of Veggie's face]
Chibi Goku: (smiles at Veggie)
Vegeta: Oh alright!
Goku: YAY!! [hands chibi Son to Veggie] Here! You can give him his bottle! [gives bottle to Veggie] He likes bottles!
Vegeta: (embarassingly puts bottle in chibi's mouth)
Chibi Goku: (happily drinks his milk)
Goku: [holds up camera] (eagerly) Can I take a picture of this?
Vegeta: (turns bright red) AUGH!! NO YOU CAN NOT!! I'M NOT ITS DADDY!!!
Goku: (laughs) Of course you're not, Veggie! Besides you're way to young to be MY daddy. You're only--umm--
Chuquita: (whispers to him) --5 years older--
Goku: --5 years older than me!
Chuquita: (cheerful) Which is why I also decided to have chibi Veggie guest-host w/us today too!
Goku: (eyes widen) (musing) You mean a LITTLE little Veggie? Or a little-ER Veggie? Or a (giggle) wee wee-ji?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It's pronounced O-jee.
Chuquita: I like wee-jee better.
Goku: It sounds like squeejee!
Chuquita: Yeah! Those sponges you use to mop floors!
Goku: Mmm-hmm! (nods)
Vegeta: (to chibi Goku) YOU know it's O-jee, don't you lil Kakay?
Chibi Goku: Vehdgee!
Vegeta: (smiles at him) Silly chibi-baka, it's Vege-TA.
Chibi Goku: (cocks his head) (blinks) Vehdgeedah?
Vegeta: (flatly) Close enough.
Goku: (to Chu) Where IS chibi Veggie anyway?
Chuquita: I dunno.
Goku: (feels tug on his pantleg) [looks to his right to see Chibi Veggie (age 7) standing there with a pot on his head and
a can of streamer-spray in each hand; a big grin on his face]
Chibi Veggie: (excitedly) HELLO!!
Vegeta: (pales embarassingly) Ohhhh boy.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) And hello to you too extra-little Veggie with bangs who is less than half regular Veggie's size!
Can 'Kakay' give you a hug too?
Chibi Veggie: [presses down on the can in his right hand, spraying blue fizzy-spray all over Goku's face] Hahahahaha!! Take
that, complete stranger! Bwahahahahahaha! [jumps onto desk, jumps down underneath it]
Goku: (continues to stare blankly; confused) What just happened?
Chibi Veggie: [re-emerges from under the desk, now in his "Masked Avenger" costume] Do not fear, mere citizen, for _I_ the
GREAT AND POWERFUL _MASKED_ _AVENGER_ shall find the colprit who graffideedee your face!
Goku: But, it was you, you did it just now little little Veggie.
Chibi Veggie: --SHH! Someone will here you! Remember the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime! And the moment he
returns to graffideedee you again, signal me on this 2 way radio. [hands it to Goku, who wipes off his eyes]
Goku: Extra-little Veggie, this is an orange.
Vegeta: (to Son) Don't you know ANYTHING about playing "pretend", Kakarrotto?
Chibi Veggie: Yeah Kak'rot, don't you know anything!
Goku: Uhhh, but, he, and the, OHHH I AM _SO_ CONFUSED!!
Chibi Veggie: Good! My work here is done! [hops up on the desk and pulls off his mask and cape] So now what'll we do?
Chuquita: Now, we start the story.
Chibi Veggie: HOORAY!! (to audiance) And now I am going to introduce the story!....where's the story?
Chuquita: [pointing forward] That way.
Chibi Veggie: (turns himself in that direction) And now the first chapter of "Kakarrotto; version 1.0!" Starring ME!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes at him)
Chibi Veggie: Well, him. But he's ME so it's starring me! But the adult me!
Vegeta: (boastfully) That is correct.
Chibi Veggie: On with the show!

Summary: After Veggie accidentally hits Goku too hard, causing 'Kakarrotto' to re-appear. However, Kakarrotto's last memory
was at the age of 2. Will Veggie be able to kaka-sit this 'big baby' until Bulma is able to develop a way to bring Goku back,
or will Goku be stuck in jumbo-sized diapers forever? And is Veggie willing to change them?

Goku: I dunno, is he?
Chibi Veggie: (pinches his nose) If it smells like that then there's no way _I_ am! [points to chibi Goku's diaper]
Goku: But you're not the one who has to deal with me, grown-up Veggie does.
Chibi Veggie: Oh.... (grins at adult Veggie) In that case, HAVE FUN!
Vegeta: Ohhhhhh... (shudders)
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" GOOOOOOOOD MORNING little Veggie! Time to rise and shine and face the world with a big 'ol smile on your little
face! " a loud and cheerful voice exclaimed, breaking the quiet monotony of Vegeta's sleeptime. The ouji grumbled and placed
his pillow over his head to block the voice when light suddenly burst into his room curtosy of the large window to the right
of his bed.
" Kakarrotto...go away.. " he mumbled, then opened one eye, " What time is it? "
" It's real late Veggie, look here! " Goku worriedly held the alarm clock infront of Vegeta's face. The ouji
sweatdropped as he read the numbers outloud.
" 6:20am. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Yeah! I've been up for almost 2 hours Veggie! You feeling alright? " the larger saiyajin asked, looking at the
clock himself.
" I'm FINE, Kakarrotto. Some of us saiyajins happen to function on NORMAL internal clocks unlike YOU who wake up at
4:00 in the MORNING...or is it still night? " he scratched his head, sitting up.
" Well, I would tell Veggie but if Veggie had woken up early enough maybe he could've found out for himself. " Goku
said throughtfully.
" WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM!! " the ouji snapped, " I have a good three more hours of sleep to get and YOU'RE
interupting it with your large, bakayaro existance within my room! " Vegeta jumped out of bed and proceeded to push Goku out
towards the door.
" But little Veggie, I brought you some breakfast. " Goku frowned.
" ...really? " the little ouji smiled.
" Hee~~ " Goku spun around to reveal he was carrying a plate with a fairly large burnt fish on it, " I caught it and
cooked it this morning all by myself! "
The smaller saiyajin physically cringed in disgust at the still-sizzling fish, " ...ohhh. " he shuddered, " Just
leave me to sleep, Kakarrotto. " he opened the door and pushed Goku outside.
" But Veggie I just want you to get better and eating fish is really good at helping with that is how's your neck
look does it still hurt you? " he patted Vegeta on the head. The ouji sweatdropped. Goku smiled, " I can massage it for you
if you like. "
The smaller saiyajin's face turned bright red, " Umm, no, no thanks. Why don't you go get some rest and I'll see you
later, oh-kay? " he laughed nervously.
" K, Veggie! " Goku chirped and happily bounced down the stairs just as Bulma rounded the corner only to meet up with
a bed-headed, sleepy looking ouji.
" Vegeta what are you doing up alread-- " Bulma noticed Goku waving at her from downstairs on the couch, " --oh. "
" Three DAYS, Bulma. He's been here for THREE DAYS!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, his eyes bloodshot, " WHY WON'T HE LEAVE! "
" Because he's worried about you. You WERE the one who purposely let Chi-Chi cut you like that! You could have easily
dodged it and you know it! " Bulma folded her arms.
The ouji smirked, " But if I had done that I wouldn't have been able to expose to Kaka-chan what a horrible person
Onna truely is. You should have seen the look on her face when Kakay asked to come home with me and aid in my possibly long
and painful recovery. " he mocked, then rubbed his hands together wickedly, " I hear Onna's still in that straightjacket by
the way. "
" Yes, Gohan called here earlier asking for us to drop Goku-san off home; apparently he's finally gotten poor Chi-Chi
to calm down about all this. " Bulma said.
" Poor ONNA? What about poor ME! I'm the one who's "poor widdle neck got swashed". " Vegeta fake-sniffled, " Oh it
hurts me SO, Kakay! " he exclaimed, only to have Goku teleport nearby him a second later.
" Veggie's neck is hurting a-gain? " the larger saiyajin said with consern.
" *fake-sniffle*, oh Kakay I'm in so much pain! If only someone could lay me down on the couch I'd feel so much
better! " Vegeta cried, then yelped suddenly as Goku picked him up and teleported infront of the couch. He gentlely put the
smaller saiyajin down.
Vegeta grinned cheesily at Bulma, who rolled her eyes and sighed.
" What a ham. " Bulma groaned.
" By the way, Kakay, as long as I'm down here how about something to dri-- "
" --warm cocoa for Veggie? " Goku smiled, holding out a glass of hot chocolate which had somehow appeared in his
hands.
Vegeta cocked his head in surprise, " Wow, " he took it, then smirked, " Why THANK YOU, Kakay! " the ouji said
sweetly.
" Heeheehee, " the larger saiyajin's cheeks turned a light pink, " You're welcome little Veggie. Is there anything
else I can get for you? "
" *DING-DONG*!! "
" The door! " Vegeta snickered, then sipped some of the cocoa, " Mmm! "
Goku walked over to the door, " I wonder who it could be? " he grinned, then cheerfully opened the door, " Hi
Chi-chan! "
" Hello Goku. " Chi-Chi replied calmly, although her messy hair contradicted it, " I'm here to see the Ouji. "
" Sure, Chi-chan can see Veggie come right i--AHH!!! " Goku shrieked suddenly, slamming the door shut, " LITTLE
VEGGIE RUN!!! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta glanced over at him.
" Little Veggie's in trouble!! Chi-chan has come back and she's not back to normal yet and she's gonna slice your
little body open you gotta RUN!!! " Goku pleaded, only to gasp in fright as Vegeta did the opposite and wandered towards him
and the door he was holding shut.
" Excuse me Kakarrotto, " Vegeta pushed the larger saiyajin aside and opened the door to reveal Chi-Chi still
standing there, only now smirking, " Onna, what an interesting surprise. What brings you here today? " he snickered.
" I'm here to say I'm sorry for slashing your neck with that sword the other day, Ouji. " she continued to smirk.
The evil expression dropped from Vegeta's face to leave a clueless one there instead, " ...what? "
" I said I'm sorry for attempting to murder you onstage infront of hundreds of people. Here's a senzu bean to help
your chin and neck get better. " Chi-Chi handed it to him. Vegeta stared at the bean, then at Chi-Chi in complete confusion.
" Oh CHI-CHAN that is so nice and mature of you! " Goku exclaimed, flinging his arms around her, " You really ARE
back to normal! " he said happily, " I am so sorry I ever accused you of being here so you can try to kill Veggie! "
Chi-Chi smiled, hugging him back. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at the couple only to notice Chi-Chi waving 'goodbye' to
him. Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" OHHHHH, _I_ get it now. You think that "apologizing" to me is going to get Kakarrotto back on your side, huh? "
the ouji snorted, " Well Onna, you can forget that. MY peasants have MUCH MORE LOYALTY to their ruler than you think! " he
looked up and fell over to see Goku holding a suitcase in either hand, " KAKARROTTO!!!! " he screamed.
" Bye-bye little Veggie! I'm goin back home with Chi-chan now! " Goku said happily.
" ARE YOU JOKING!! SHE'S THE WITCH YOU JUST TRIED TO MURDER ME NOT EVEN 3 DAYS AGO!!! " Vegeta snapped.
" Chi-chan is better now, AND she realizes that we were just acting. That's why it's called a play. " Goku explained,
patting Chi-Chi on the shoulder, " And since Chi-chan gave you a senzu bean, you won't need me around to cater to your little
stomach's desires anymore! " he said cheerfully.
" HA! How do you know its a REAL senzu bean! " Vegeta said suspicously, " Why this might just be a ruse for Onna to
take you back to that tiny hut on that mountain of yours where you'll freeze your large kaka-hide to death while "Veggie"
sits here on this nice plush couch watching satelite tv all alone without anything big, dum, and warm to keep him company. "
he fake-sniffled.
" Aww, my poor lil Vedge'ums, all a-lone and without me to help him watch tv. " Goku rubbed his eyes sadly, " And
he's still in his 'jammies too! "
" Come on Go-chan! I'll treat you to breakfast at that 'Breakfast Café' downtown! " Chi-Chi smiled.
" REALLY? " Goku gasped with excitement, " YAY! I get to eat breakfast with Chiii-chan! I get to eat breakfast with
Chiiii-chan! " he bounced around the room with a big grin on his face.
" *a-hem*! " Vegeta coughed loudly, causing Goku to pause in his victory dance.
" Chi-chan can little Veggies come too? " he asked, smiling at her.
" Sorry Goku, you see there's a "No Oujis allowed" policy there. " Chi-Chi pretended to look disappointed, then blew
a raspberry in Vegeta's direction when Goku turned his head back to the other saiyajin.
" I'm sorry Veggie, it looks like you can't come with us. " Goku frowned. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Maybe if there's
something left I can bring you back a doggie-bag! " he perked up, patting the ouji on the head, " Alright Chi-chan! Let's go
EAT! " he ran outside to their car and plunked his suitcases in the trunk, " Heeheeheehee! This is gonna be so much FUN! " he
closed the trunk.
" Where do you think YOU'RE going! "
Goku blinked, then looked up to see the Vegeta sitting indian-style ontop of the trunk; now in his regular training
outfit, " AHH!! " Goku fell back, " How did Veggie get there so fast!! "
" I didn't even see him leave the house. " Chi-Chi added with a large sweatdrop coming down the side of her head.
" Veggie, go back inside. Chi-chan said the resturant doesn't allow little Veggies to come and eat there. " Goku
sighed, then happily picked the ouji up and set him down on the lawn, " I PROMISE I'll bring you something to eat after I'm
done. "
" 'No Oujis Allowed'; that's a LIE, Kakarrotto! Just like Onna was lying about this BEAN! " he swallowed it, then
pointed to his still-scared neck, " SEE! "
The scar suddenly disappeared, completely healed.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kuso! " he snapped angrily.
" Hahaha, silly Veggie. " Goku laughed, " I'll see you later. " he got in on the driver's side and started the car.
" KakarrotTO!! "
" Not now little Veh-- " Goku did a double-take to see the smaller saiyajin now sitting next to him with a stubborn
look on his face, " HOW DO YOU DO THAT!! " he exclaimed.
" Maybe if Kakay is a good peasant today and stops acting so Onna-ish then MAYBE I'll show him. " Vegeta smirked.
" I'm not acting "Onna-ish" Veggie! " Goku face-faulted. He opened the passanger's seat to the car and placed the
ouji on the lawn again. He smiled weakly, " Just be a good little Veggie and stay put, oh-kay? "
" *snort*! " Vegeta folded his arms and grumbled. Goku turned around and shrieked to see the ouji had somehow gotten
in the driver's seat and belted himself in, " Hurry up Kakarrotto! The resturant'll be closed by the time YOU get in here! "
he ranted.
" ... " Goku's shoulders sunk in bewilderment, " How did--but Veggie was just over--my head hurts. "
" Move it, Ouji! " Chi-Chi yelled as she walked over to the car-door and flung it open, " You don't have a license
and you're not allowed on this trip ANYWAY! "
" Too bad. " Vegeta said bluntly, then sat back in the seat and smirked.
" OOOH!! " Chi-Chi grabbed a large club out of the back-seat of the car, " YOU GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL
PUMMEL YOUR BRAINS INTO PUTTY!! "
" CHI-CHAN!! " Goku gasped in horror.
" Umm, I mean, "please" move your smelly, nasty little Ouji rear off of my property and back onto yours, Vegeta. "
Chi-Chi gritted her teeth.
" Better. " Goku smiled, proud of her. He turned to the ouji, " Now what does little Vedge'ums say? " Goku giggled,
amused.
" No. " Vegeta replied.
" DIE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi re-grabbed the club and lundged at Vegeta, who reached out, grabbed the club right before it
hit his face, and crunched it with his hands. That portion of the club crumbled into pieces and fell to the ground.
" Heh. " he grinned victoriously at Chi-Chi, who twitched in resentment. Vegeta looked over at Goku, who was shaking
his head at the broken club.
" Little Veggie why did you do tha-- "
" --OH MY HANDS!!! THEY BURN!!! AAARG!! " Vegeta proclaimed overdramatically, then toppled out of the car and onto
the ground, " OWWWWW! Oh Kakay HELP!! They HURRRRT!!! " he pretened to sob, covering his eyes.
Goku bent down and grabbed both of Vegeta's wrists, then took of his gloves. He grinned widely, " Aww Veggie! Your
hands are fine! " he laughed, " You had me worried for a moment there. " Goku placed the gloves back on the ouji's hands,
" It was just your silly imveggienation playing tricks on you. " he gave the smaller saiyajin a hug and stood up, " Bye
Veggie! " he and Chi-Chi got in the car and started off, " SEE YOU LATER!! " Goku waved, driving away.
" HEY!!! " Vegeta snapped, " ERRR, " he ran to catch up with them, " KAKARROTTO YOU COME BACK HERE!! " the ouji
dashed infront of them so he was standing directly in their path.
" AHH! VEGGIE LOOKOUT!! " Goku yelped. Chi-Chi pushed Goku aside and jammed her foot on the gas pedal, speeding
towards him. Vegeta stood there stubbornly. His eyes suddenly widened as the car-lights hit him.
" *BA-BUMP*BA-BUMP*BA-BUMP*!!! "
" Oww. " Vegeta twitched slightly, laying on the street and surprisingly near-unharmed.
" Holy beef! Chi-chan what was THAT? " Goku gawked.
" Oh, nothing. Probably just a pothole or something. " Chi-Chi dismissed it, moving back to her seat.
" And where did Veggie go? "
" Eh, he teleported away again. "
Goku smiled, " That's good. It always makes me feel happy to know Veggie's safe! "
Vegeta lept to his feet and snarled at the car disappearing into the distance, " KUSO ONNA!!! " he screamed, then
paused as an evil grin crept across his face, " Hmm... "



" Hello and welcome to the Breakfast Café. May I take your order? " a waitress said as she stood infront of the booth
Goku and Chi-Chi were seated at.
" Yes, I'd like this. " Goku replied.
" Sir, that's the menu. "
" ...I know. " he blinked.
The waitress turned to Chi-Chi, " I really don't think your husband can eat EVERYTHING on the menu all at once,
ma'am. "
" You have no idea who you're talking about. " Chi-Chi said with a wry smile.
" Better yet, I'll have 2 of these! " Goku grinned, " That way Chi-chan and I can share! "
The waitress stared at them, " Uhhhh....oh...kay. " she said, stunned, then left, heading for the cooking area.
" It's so nice in here, Chi-chan. Just look at all the lights! " he pointed to the chandelier above them. Chi-Chi
smiled pleasantly at him.
" Excuse me! " the waitress poked her head out of the cooking room doorway, " Is there anything you'd like to drink
to start with first. "
" I'll have some coffee. " Chi-Chi said.
" I want a milkshake! " Goku raised his arm. Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then groaned. Goku frowned, " I can, have a
milkshake, can't I Chi-chan? "
" Goku, it's 7:00am in the morning! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then glanced out the window and shrieked to see Vegeta
standing there with his face pressed against the glass; a big evil smirk on his face. Chi-Chi quickly pulled down the blinds
so he couldn't be seen, " Of course you can have a milkshake. " she grinned cheesily at him.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, then hugged her from across the table, " I LOVE YOU Chi-chan!!! "
" Yes, let's keep it that way, alright. " Chi-Chi said, still shaken from the short ouji's apperance.
" Chi-chan why did you close the shades? " Goku asked, " It's sunny outside. " he went to pull the shade up.
" ACK! GOKU NO!!! " Chi-Chi cried out as the shade went up exposing--the street, people, and cars outside the
resturant. Vegeta was gone but there was still a smudge imprint from his hands on the window. Chi-Chi sighed with relief.
" Here's your drinks. " the waitress placed them on the table.
Chi-Chi calmly took a sip of her coffee, " Ahhhh... "
Goku, meanwhile, had placed a straw in his milkshake and began to blow bubbles, " Heeheehee, chocolate. "
" Anything else you'd like to ENJOY today? " a different voice said. Chi-Chi recognized it and nearly spit out her
coffee to see Vegeta standing there in a waiter uniform, tapping an oblivious Goku on the shoulder. Chi-Chi stuck her foot
out and tripped Vegeta, sending him flying across the slippery floor and into the revolving doors. The ouji spun around
inside it a couple times, then yelped as he was chucked out and smacked into a nearby parked car.
" Ahh, bliss. " Chi-Chi grinned and took another calm sip of her coffee.
" Hmm. " Goku rubbed his tapped shoulder, " Hey Chi-chan did you hear somebody? I couldn't hear anything above the
bubbles. "
" Usually, Go-chan, I would repremand you on not playing with your food, " Chi-Chi nodded, then glanced down at the
streak Vegeta's body had made as it rocketed out of the resturant, " But in this case I say, have fun! "
" YAY! " Goku grinned, then went back to blowing chocolate-flavored bubbles. He covered the top of the shake with his
hand, then wildly shook it back and forth.
" Umm, Goku I really don't think it's that smart for you to drink it like that. " Chi-Chi interupted.
" Do not worry, Chi-chan! Besides, it's better this way. All nice-n-bubbly! " he took his hand off the shake and
chugged the whole thing at once, " Ahhh! " Goku let out a happy sigh, then suddenly yelped as his face turned green, " Ohh..
I don't feel so good. " he groaned, " Chi-chan, may I use the bathroom? "
Chi-Chi glanced outside. Vegeta was still on the ground, twitching in dizzyness, " Of course Go-chan! Hurry-- "
" ... " Goku sped out of his seat and into the men's room.
" --up. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.


" Ohhh! " Goku moaned, holding his stomach as he bounded into the bathroom. He grabbed the nearest door and flung it
open.
" Do you MIND! " a voice snapped. Goku looked up to see Vegeta sitting on the toilet seat as if it was a regular
chair, reading a newspaper.
The larger saiyajin turned to his side and promptly threw up.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I didn't think it was THAT disgusting. "
" No, *BLEHHH* Veggie it's not you. " Goku waved his hand at the ouji.
" Of course its me! Who else would I be! " Vegeta snorted, annoyed.
" Veggie I just drank my milkshake wrong. That's why I had to throw up; it's not you. " Goku explained.
" Oh. " Vegeta blinked, " In that case let's get going! " he happily chucked the newspaper into the next stall and
hopped off the seat.
" Going where little Veggie? " Goku wiped his still slightly barf-covered mouth with his arm.
" Sparring. Now let's go. " Vegeta grabbed the larger saiyajin's wrist and prepared to teleport.
" ACK! Veggie no! "
" What! " the ouji said impatiently.
" Veggie I can't leave now! Not with Chi-chan and all that food that's comin! " Goku shook his head, " Besides we bet
the resturant people that if I could eat two of everything from the entire menu that we don't have to pay and the next time
we come to eat here its free. " he grinned, then shivered slightly, " If I leave Chi-chan here now then I won't be here to
eat all the food when it comes and she'll have to eat it herself or pay the owner people $2,000 DOLLARS!! "
A big grin covered Vegeta's face, " Let's go then. "
" VEH-GEE!!! "
" Kakarrotto, what if we just spar "really really fast" then teleport back here. No one will ever know you were gone.
And Onna can't come in here to 'check' on you anyway, this is the mens bathroom. " Vegeta said intellegently.
" Well... " Goku trailed off, " I guess if we do it really fast and come back.... " he glanced over at the ouji, who
was nodding eagerly, " --OH-KAY; little Veggie you've got a deal. " Goku shook his hand and the two saiyajins teleported out
of the bathroom.
" Ma'am, the food might take a while, is that oh-kay? " the waitress asked Chi-Chi, poking her head out of the
kitchen.
" Oh it's fine. " Chi-Chi nodded, " My Go-chan's in the bathroom anyway so just take your time. "
" Yes Ma'am. "


" WHEE-HEEEE!! " Goku hooted happily as he slammed the little ouji into the ground, sliding him down along the rocky
surface; both saiyajin in ssj2. Goku scooted to a halt, " I love playing with Veggie!! " he grinned. Vegeta grunted and
kicked his legs up, bulleting Goku into the air like a cannonball. The ouji lept to his feet and fired a ki-blast at the
larger saiyajin, who easily dodged it, only to have the large ball of ki appear infront of the very place he teleported to.
Vegeta grinned evilly as he continued to follow the other saiyajin with the ki ball by sensing the slight wind-changes that
would occur in the direction Goku teleported. The larger saiyajin paused suddenly and sent out his own ki-blast in an attempt
to blast the ouji's away, and succeed only to have a small boot smack him hard in the back of the head. Goku yelped and
inadvertantly grabbed the foot and proceeded to swing Vegeta around over his head, then toss him into the ground. The little
ouji twitched. Goku grinned.
" Hahaha! Silly Veggie! " he happily cocked his head, his tail wagging, now sitting on the edge of a cliff. Vegeta
layed down about a foot from him. The ouji sat up and glared at Goku, who powered down, " Little Veggie that was fun but
let's call it a day for now, 'kay? " Goku smiled, " Besides I have to get back to my breakfast and I'm really hungry. "
" But I'm not finished yet. " Vegeta grumbled, clenching his fists and still in ssj2.
" Oh Veggie do not worry. We'll play some more later! " Goku laughed at him, then sighed in a tired fashion.
" Alright then Kakarrotto. " Vegeta powered down, his hands still in fists, " I guess it IS getting a little late for
Onna to hold off that mob of people; somehow I doubt she has $2,000 dollars on her. Probably washing dishes by now I bet. "
he smirked.
" Haha! Chi-chan'd kill me if she got stuck doing that cuz I left with you! " Goku giggled, " But playing with Veggie
is so much fun! I'd do this with my little Veggie ANYDAY! "
" Hey Kakarrotto what is that? " the little ouji asked innocently.
" Huh? " Goku glanced over his shoulder only to yelp when a fast, hard blow slammed into his stomach, sending the
already-tired saiyajin backwards and in turn falling off the ledge.
" HA! " Vegeta laughed, " You should never turn your back during a battle Kakarrotto! I told you I wasn't finished
yet! "
" IIPE! " a high-pitched voice yelped. Vegeta froze, " IIPE OOF OWW YAAHHHHHHH--OOFA! II II II II WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
HHHHHAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~THUD! "
Vegeta gulped, a feeling of dread hovering over him when he realized what had just happened. A tired, weakened,
not-eaten-his-breakfast-yet Goku had just fallen off a cliff too beat to stop from a fall that was caused by the
saiyajin no ouji himself.
" KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta cried out, flying down the cliff into the ravine after him, " Of all the stupid things to
do! Kakarrotto could be DYING by now! Or permanently disfigured! Or mentally retarded! " he shuddered at the possibilities
and hovered near the bottom of the hole only to find an unconsious Goku lying nearby. A look of relief covered the smaller
saiyajin's face, " Kakay! " he teleported over him, " You're oh-kay! Right? " he pulled one of Goku's cheeks and let go.
Goku groaned in pain. The larger saiyajin opened his eyes and stared at Vegeta, confused.
The ouji laughed nervously, " Hahaha, oh-kay, you see Kakarrotto, I can explain. I, umm, you see, I just really
didn't want to end our sparring session so soon and I figured if I took a slug at you, you would be compelled by your
natural saiyajin kaka-instincts to attack me in return and we could continue doing this for a good more 2 hours until we
both got delierously hungry and had lunch somewhere. " he explained, " 'Kooky', huh? " Vegeta grinned cheesily.
" ... "
" Huh....yeah... " Vegeta trailed off. Goku sat up and continued to stare at the ouji.
" ... "
" You're, not MAD at me, are you Kakay? "
" ... "
" Kakay? " Vegeta said in a conserned tone.
" ... "
The ouji shuddered at the blank stare he was getting, " NOW this is getting creepy. "
Goku cocked his head at Vegeta curiously, " ... "
" You're probably still in shock from the blow, I can understand that Kakarrotto. " Vegeta laughed nervously and
stood up, " Here, I'll even pick you up on your feet. " he grabbed Goku by both wrists. The larger saiyajin smiled at him
as he stood Goku upright, " There we go Kakarrotto, I'll, take you back home and you can nap a bit, rest up you know. "
Vegeta nodded, then let go of Goku's wrists. Goku cried out in pain and fell over. Vegeta blinked in fright. absorbing the
knowledge, " Kakarrotto can't stand up. " he murmured weakly.


" KAKARROTTO CAN'T STAND UP!!! " Vegeta cried out in terror as he shook Bulma by the color of her scientist jacket.
The saiyajins were once again back in Capsule Corp, " WHY CAN'T HE STAND UP! And why does he keep staring at me like I'm
a freak of nature!!! " he pointed to the still-staring Goku, who was laying on one of Bulma's examining tables.
" I'm not sure. " Bulma responded, examining Goku's pulse.
" WHADDA YOU _MEAN_ YOU'RE NOT SURE!!! " the ouji shrieked in shock.
" Well he's obviously tired from fighting with you, but I don't see any medical reason behind this. His legs are in
perfect condition. " Bulma scratched her head, " Son-kun's probably just too tired to stand right now. He just needs some
rest and he'll be back to normal. "
" But he didn't fall down like he was TIRED! He fell down like he forgot how to stand up! HOW CAN KAKARROTTO FORGET
HOW TO STAND UP!!! " the ouji exclaimed.
Goku cocked his head towards the panicky saiyajin, a blank look still on his face.
" Here, " Bulma picked up a needle, " I'll take some blood and we'll see if he has anything, oh-kay? " she said,
trying to calm Vegeta down, " Hold his arm for me. "
" Kakay doesn't like needles. " the smaller saiyajin responded. Goku glanced over at the needle, confused. Instead
of screaming in fright the larger saiyajin tapped the plastic object holding the needle, then looked up at Bulma.
" This...isn't normal. " she blinked.
" SEE! " Vegeta snapped, then patted Goku's arm, " Don't worry Kakarrotto-chan. Bulma's just going take a blood
sample and then we'll be able to get you back to normal. " he said comfortingly.
" ... " Goku just glanced at his arm, then at Vegeta, curiously. Bulma held up the needle and stuck it in Goku's arm.
The saiyajin's eyes widened to 4x their size as she pulled it out, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! "
Vegeta and Bulma covered their ears in pain from the insanely loud scream.
" Goku!! " Bulma shouted, " GOKU! GOKU IT'S OUT! I TOOK THE NEEDLE OUT, YOU'RE DONE!!! "
" WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
the larger saiyajin continued to wail, streaks of tears running down his cheeks.
" He's acting like I just tried to kill him. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Bakayaro. " Vegeta grumbled, " Errrr....KAKARROTTO!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs.
Goku instantly stopped screaming and stared at them, paying full attention.
" Shut up. " Vegeta said lamely.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- "
The ouji and his wife sweatdropped.
" Nice going, 'oh great and powerful one'. " Bulma said sarcastically.
" Well I had him quiet for at least 5 seconds! You have to give me that much! " Vegeta snorted.
" You, don't think there's something wrong with his head, do you? " Bulma asked, geniunely concerned as she placed
her hand ontop of Goku's head, then rubbed in a certain spot and froze, " It's gone. "
" What's gone? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. The larger saiyajin was still bawling.
" His bump. " Bulma said, worried.
" What bump? "
She sweatdropped, " You KNOW what bump! "
" No...I don't. " Vegeta said, slightly annoyed.
" The bump Goku got on his head when he fell off that cliff as a baby! The one that gave him amnesia which was why
he forgot he was 'Kakarrotto'! " Bulma explained.
" He knows he's Kakarrotto. Right, Kakarrotto? " the ouji smiled at the larger saiyajin, who paused from crying and
smiled back, " See? "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NAAAAYYYBAAHHHMUUUUU!!! " Goku cried, quieter this time as his lungs were
getting sore from screaming so loudly for so long. Vegeta froze in place.
" Nahbamu? " he repeated. The larger saiyajin stopped again. Vegeta glanced over at Bulma, " That's saiyago for
'help'. " Vegeta said, confused, cocking his head.
" Maybe Goku overheard you say it one time. " Bulma thought outloud. Vegeta walked over to the table Goku was sitting
on and narrowed his eyes.
" Kakarrotto, na heeba coconandate lapa wa ke seena? " he said cautiously in his native language.
Goku sniffled and rubbed his nose, " Iy. "
" Compeche poporotu na-meh ka no? "
" Iy. Wahbahaba neh la, pomporwu. " the larger saiyajin replied, having an obvious difficulty pronouncing what he was
saying.
Vegeta sighed, turning back to a bewildered-looking Bulma, " He's speaking saiyago; a poorly-spoken version of it
anyway. Sort of like someone who's just starting to learn how to speak words in general for the first time. "
" What does that mean? " Bulma said uneasily.
" It means, Bulma, that Kakarrotto here has just recovered from a very long bout of amnesia. He doesn't know where he
is now or what happened to his father along with that old man who playing with him. " Vegeta said.
" Gohan. " Bulma gulped.
" Eh? "
" Gohan senior, I mean. Goku's adoptive grandfather. " she nodded, looking the confused Goku over, " Wait, if THIS is
the REAL Goku/Kakarrotto, then, who is-- "
" Kakarrotto version 2.0 was Kakarrotto 1.0's amnesiac personality that developed after he lost his memory. Sort of
like that other time when Kakarrotto hit his head and forgot who he was and then hit it again and regained his 2nd memory but
had no idea of the temporary 3rd one or his original one which is the Kakarrotto who's with us right now. " Vegeta explained,
then frowned, " This is going to make fixing Kakarrotto's head a LOT harder. " Bulma paled, " I mean, it's like smacking me
over the head trying to get my brain to think I'm someone else! "
" Well we're going to have to try! " Bulma stomped her foot, worried, " We can't just leave Goku with a, a-- "
" --he was 2 when he was sent to Earth. "
" --2 year old's mentality! " she exclaimed, " And this isn't even Goku it's Kakarrotto! "
" They're BOTH Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, annoyed.
" It'll be easier if we just call one Goku and the other Kakarrotto. " Bulma told him.
" I am NOT refering to Kaka-chan by the same baka Earth name Onna calls him. " Vegeta snorted, " This is Kakarrotto
version 1 and the one who dubbed me as his "little buddy" is Kakarrotto version 2. "
Bulma sighed, " Ugh, fine. Call him whatever you want. " she walked over to her computer and brought up the larger
saiyajin's checkup database; Goku had been afraid to go to a hospital for his checkups so he had Bulma do it instead.
Vegeta watched as Goku stuck his own hand in his mouth and started to suck on it. The ouji sweatdropped and shook his
head, " What are you doing overthere anyway? "
" I'm going to pull up a picture of Son-kun's brain. The memories from the Goku we know must've slipped into his
subconsious like this one was. " she bit her lip, " If they're not there, then he really forgot them and we won't be able to
bring him back! "
Vegeta's eyes widened, " You mean MY loyal peasant--GONE forever, replaced by his former toddler-brained self who
doesn't even know who I am ALL BECAUSE I decided to swing a punch at him! "
" Yeah, pretty much. " Bulma said flatly.
The ouji latched onto the larger saiyajin and hugged tightly, letting out a small whimper.
" It serves you right for hitting him off-guard like that! " she glared at him, " Now because of you we may have lost
our Goku forever! "
Vegeta looked up at Goku, who still had his hand in his mouth, " Kakarrotto take your hand out of your mouth before
you slice it up with those teeth of yours! " he grabbed the hand and pulled it out of its owners mouth. Goku's eyes began to
water and he almost burst into tears if the ouji hadn't quickly spotted a rubber ball on the floor and stuffed it in Goku's
mouth inplace of the larger saiyajin's hand. Goku smiled and happily chewed on the ball, " Huh. His brain doesn't know his
body's changed on him. Baka, you still think you're TEETHING!! " Vegeta snapped, annoyed.
" Umm, Vegeta? " Bulma spoke up.
" WHAT! "
" Why did you just stuff my dad's cat's toy in Son-kun's mouth? " she sweatdropped.
" So he would stop eating his hand and stop crying! " Vegeta snorted, " I completely forgot how easily Kakarrotto
used to burst into tears when he was a chibi! Everyone who lived in the castle along with my family and Bardock's all wore
earmuffs to plug our ears until my Kaasan finally suggested we build a sound-proof room for Kakarrotto so we all wouldn't
wake up in the morning with our heads throbbing! " he groaned.
Bulma paled, " You're kidding? "
The ouji sent her a death glare, confirming what he had just said.
" You're not kidding. " Bulma's shoulders hung at her sides, " In that case, I guess we could soundproof one of the
guestrooms upstairs for him until we get his memory back, " Umm, anything else you care to warn me about ahead of time? " she
asked half-heartedly.
" Yes. Kakarrotto likes to chew. A LOT. Of course back then it wasn't really a problem because he had no teeth and
you could basically sit around and let him gum your tail for a half-hour without any real pain and keep him from waddling off
somewhere. Raditsu used to do that when he babysat us. " Vegeta nodded.
" He babysat YOU? " Bulma blinked.
The ouji looked away, " Well, actually I just kinda wandered into their room every once in a while just for
entertainment. " he suddenly grinned, " You know how much fun it is to annoy the peasants knowing if they try to attack you
for being a 'brat' you can always send them to the dungeon and go down there to annoy them some more? "
" I can't even begin to imagine. " Bulma said sarcastically.
" Ahh, if only ONNA had been on Bejito-sei back when it was still in existance. " he snickered evilly.
" You would've driven her insane by now! " Bulma exclaimed, " That wouldn't have been fair to Chi-Chi, Vegeta. "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh, I know. " Vegeta smirked. He turned back to Goku, who was still happily nibbling his toy; well,
the cat's toy. The ouji's michevious expression turned into a nervous one, " We've got to buy some toys for Kakay to chew on.
If he tried to bite one of us without knowing he has his teeth he'd accidentally---well he, he'd break the skin, that's all."
the smaller saiyajin quickly dismissed several horrible images from his mind.
Goku glanced over at the ouji's tail and grinned. He spat out the cat toy and grabbed Vegeta's tail instead. The ouji
screamed in terror and yanked his tail away as if it were about to be sucked into a black hole. He gulped and slid back a
couple steps from Goku while holding his tail to his chest in a protective manner.
" Heh-heh-heh.....heh-heh.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " DON'T DO THAT. "
Goku cocked his head. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I mean, CANA NI TEO! " he corrected himself in saiyago.
" You seem jumpy. " Bulma chuckled.
" I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON WHY I'M JUMPY ABOUT KAKARROTTO'S TEETH BITING MY TAIL! OR ANY OTHER PART OF MY BODY FOR
THAT MATTER!! " Vegeta snapped at her, then turned back to Goku, " Kakarrotto, you don't bite Veggie's tail, ALRIGHT! "
" If he has amne--I mean if he's been CURED from his amnesia, which was Goku, then WHY would he remember 'Veggie'? "
Bulma asked.
Vegeta rubbed his tail as if it had been hurt and sighed, " My aunt Cally used to call me Veggie-kun when I was
little. " he mumbled, " Kakarrotto picked it up somehow and started calling me "Vehdgee". 'Course he never called me Vegeta
either so it really didn't matter. " he shrugged, " Hmm. " the ouji hopped up on the table infront of Goku and smirked, " You
remember Veggie, don't you Kakay? "
" Vehdgee? " Goku took a break from chewing on his gi.
" Yeah, Veggie. " Vegeta nodded.
" Do you really think he's going to recognize its you? The last time he saw you was when you were 7 years old! You
probably look infinitely different from back then, Vegeta! " Bulma said, " He didn't recognize you when he first woke up so
why now. "
Vegeta reached for his hair and rubbed it a little upfront, causing three previously pushed-back bangs to fall
foreward onto his face, " See? Veggie! "
The larger saiyajin grinned, " VEHDGEE!! " he squealed happily, " WOBBA PA HEEMAY! " Goku reached over to hug Vegeta.
The ouji grinned at Bulma, " He says he missed me. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Hoo boy... "
" You know Kakay, I missed you too. Maybe now that you're here; temporarily of course; we can catch up on a few
things. " the ouji snickered.
" I thought you were mad about curing Goku's amnesia!....and how long have you had bangs? " Bulma demanded.
" Oh I'm not going to do anything to Kaka-version 1 that I'd do to Kaka-version 2, Bulma. It wouldn't be right. I'm
just saying that being that once the 'adult'; and I use that term loosely; Kakarrotto is back incharge of this body-- "
" --IF we can get him back in charge of this body. " Bulma interupted.
" --then that would mean this one here has some control over Kakarrotto 2's subconsious. " Vegeta could practically
see the little wheels in his head turning, " And if one was to plant some messages into one's subconsious then one would act
accordingly with those subconsious ideas/thoughts without even being sure why he was doing so or WHERE the ideas came from. "
" Don't. "
" Hey Kakay, "Chi-chan" bad; "Veggie" good. Na Kakay, "Chi-chan" nobu; "Veggie" hanao. " he repeated in saiyago.
" Will you cut that out! " Bulma face-faulted.
" Fine. " Vegeta grumbled, ::For NOW, anyway:: " And as for your "bangs" question, I've had them as long as
Kakarrotto's had his. It's just that pushing them back makes me look more mature due to my, erm, short stature. "
" Has "Goku" ever seen those? "
" ... " Vegeta cringed, " Bulma have you ever heard the noise Kakarrotto makes when he sees something unfathomably
cute to his small kaka-mind? "
" I take that as a "yes". " she replied, " Hey Vegeta, what DID happen to Chi-Chi? "


Chi-Chi snarled quietly to herself as she stood in the kitchen to the resturant; washing dishes, " I HATE YOU OUJI!!!
!! "

Vegeta grinned, " Heeheeheeheeheee~~~ almost forgot about that. "
" Does she...know what happened to Goku yet? " Bulma said cautiously.
" Nope! " Vegeta smiled while teasing Goku's attention by wafting his tail around in random directions.
" Oh my God...VEGETA SHE'S GOING TO KILL US! _BOTH_ OF US!!! " Bulma began pacing back and forth the room, " Ohhhhh,
what'll we tell her!! "
" Tell Onna that Kakay's decided he loves me the most and we're going on an exotic cruise together in the pacific
where we shall drink punch out of fancy glasses with little paper umbrellas in them. " Vegeta snickered, musing.
" I might as well ask her what gun she'd like to shoot us with. " Bulma said dryly.
" Oh, Onna's beyond 'guns', Bulma. She has that big bazooka thing of hers. And the mallet. " Vegeta thought outloud.
" I was being sarcastic. " she folded her arms.
" Hai. " Vegeta said, ignoring the statement.
" So! I guess we better get him upstairs to a guestroom, huh? " Bulma looked over at Goku, then motioned him to
follow her, " Come on Goku! You have to go take a nap now. " she said, then walked halfway across the room when she realized
he was still sitting in place, " Umm, Vegeta, could you put him on the ground? "
" I don't see what good it'll do " he sat Goku down.
" Follow me, Son-kun. " Bulma said comfortingly. Goku just sat there, " He, does know how to crawl, right. "
" Kakarrotto was a pretty chubby chibi. " Vegeta muttered, " Most baby saiyajins are; with all the nutrients we get
from our mothers. He may have legs strong enough to run around the world multiple times within minutes but he doesn't know
they're any differen't from those stubby things he had back on Bejito-sei. He can crawl, but just barely. "
" Then, how did he-- "
" --we carried him. Whenever I took Kakarrotto someplace to play I carried him on my back. " Vegeta nodded. He looked
over at Goku, who held his arms out to the ouji, smiling. Vegeta paled, " I don't think I can do this. "


" I DEFINATELY don't think I can do this! " Vegeta grunted in pain as he carried Goku on his back 'piggyback-style'
while following Bulma up the stairs from her lab to the living room hallway, " Bulma, this feels really REALLY awkward! "
" VEHDGEE! " Goku cheered happily, holding on tighter.
The ouji let out a little yelp and turned bright red, " Buh..buh-buh buh....Mmmmmmm~~ " he started to wobble a bit,
some of the feeling leaving his legs, " Haha.. "
" Vegeta snap out of it! " Bulma gasped, running back down a couple stairs to him, " You'll drop him if you loosen
your grip like that. "
" Huh-wha? " Vegeta cocked his head, a still dazed look on his face. He quickly shook it off, " Well if you're so
worried about getting Kakarrotto up the stairs then YOU carry him!! "
" Vegeta you KNOW you're the only one strong enough to pick up Goku. I'd be crushed by his weight if I tried to
carry him around. AND you said you've carried him before. " Bulma turned back to get to the top of the stairs.
" Yeah, that was when Kakarrotto only weighed TEN POUNDS!!! "
" BA WA WA!! " the larger saiyajin squealed with glee.
Vegeta groaned, " Too..heavy....AAARRG!!! " he screamed, bursting into ssj2, giving him the energy to easily carry
Goku with ease, " *whew*. "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! " a terrified voice screamed from behind him, " DAHNA DAHNA DAHNA!! "
Goku exclaimed in fright, pushing himself off Vegeta and tumbling back down the steps.
" KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta yelped, teleporting behind the larger saiyajin just in time to catch him.
" DAHNA!! " Goku pointed at him, trying to get away.
" I'M NOT ON FIRE!!! " Vegeta yelled, powering back down, " See! Veggie's not on fire. "
The larger saiyajin looked at him with uncertainty, then hopped onto Vegeta's back and held on tightly, " WHEE!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped and re-ascended the staircase, " Somehow I don't think I'll be able to go super saiyajin around
Kakarrotto for a while. " he reached the top of the stairs, panting loudly, " How much do you WEIGH! " he exclaimed.
" I heard its unwise to carry weight heavier than your own. How much are you Vegeta-kun? " Bulma asked while a large
content smile covered Goku's face.
" 132. " the ouji mumbled, then boasted proudly, " I can get up to 150 when I'm at level 2! "
" Uhhh, tha--that must mean Goku's at least 180 something! " Bulma turned a pale green.
" No kidding. " Vegeta replied flatly, " At least he stopped chewing on me. " he grumbled as they reached a nearby
guest room on the second floor.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... " the saiyajin on his back sighed. Vegeta froze.
" Kakarrotto just got a whole lot warmer back there. " the ouji gulped.
Bulma sniffed the air, " Ohhh... " she pinched her nose. Vegeta yanked Goku off his back and held him infront of
him. He looked the larger saiyajin up and down, then facefaulted to find Goku's crotch soak-and-wet.
" Bulma...tell me Kakarrotto didn't just pee on my back... " Vegeta's eyelid twitched. Goku smiled pleasantly at the
little ouji while Bulma walked behind Vegeta and saw the large wet spot on his training shirt.
" ... "
" He just peed on my back, didn't he? "
" Urm, yes. " Bulma chuckled nervously.
" Ohh... " Vegeta shuddered in disgust, dropping Goku onto the bed, " You could've held it!!! " he snapped at the
toddlier-minded saiyajin, who merely giggled in response.
" You know what this means, don't you Vegeta? " Bulma said while examining the 'stain' on Vegeta's shirt.
" Yes, that Bardock never got a chance to potty-train Kakarrotto before he sent him off to Earth. " Vegeta nodded.
" No, well, yes, but that's not what I'm talking about. " Bulma dismissed it, then turned to him, " This means we're
going to have to temporarily put Son-kun into some, urm....diapers. "
Vegeta fell to the floor, " WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!!!!!!!!!!! " he lept to his feet, " WHADDA YOU MEAN PUT MY SOLE
PEASANT WHO'S EVEN BIGGER THAN I AM, BACK INTO DIAPERS!!! "
" We don't want him peeing on us every chance he gets, do we? " Bulma noted. Vegeta sighed.
" No. "
" Then we don't have a choice. There's no way Goku could get the hang of using the toilet NOW. He barely knows about
Earth, his body won't respond the way he's used to, and it'll save us a lot of time dragging him to the bathroom every time
he as to go. " she explained, then looked upward, " Only thing is I don't know where I'm going to get diapers that big! I
mean, no offense Son, " Bulma glanced over at Goku, " But by diaper standards he's a BIG BOY. I might have to use sheets
until I can make some big enough to fit on him. "
" Oh well, have fun. " Vegeta smirked, taking his stained garment off and heading out of the room.
" AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!! "
" To train? " Vegeta said.
" I DON'T THINK SO! Vegeta you're the one that caused this in the first place! That means YOU'RE the one who's going
to have diaper duty! " Bulma angrily pointed at him.
" A....ah... " Vegeta stood there frozen in terror, " You want ME to change Kakarrotto's DIAPERS!!!?? "
Bulma pulled a rather large white sheet out from a nearby closet in the room, " You got it. "
" Bulma, Bulma I CAN'T change Kakarrotto's diapers! It's so WRONG! I'd have to cover up body parts that make me
thankful everyday that Kakarrotto WEARS CLOTHES! " he nervously grabbed her by the collar, " I don't want to see that
stuff!!! "
" And what's wrong with 'stuff'. You changed Trunks and Bura's diapers when THEY were babies. " Bulma retorted.
" But Kakarrotto is NOT a baby!! I mean, he's thinking like one, BUT HIS BODY SORELY DISAGREES WITH HIM ON THAT!! "
the ouji exclaimed.
" Think of it as a punishment for causing Goku's amnesia to be cured AND for hitting him when he wasn't looking. "
she nodded, then smirked and sat down in a chair, amused.
Vegeta snarled stubbornly and turned his head in the other direction.
" Veggie-kun. " Bulma grinned, waving the large white sheet in the air, " Come on Vegeta, take it, it won't be that
bad! You probably won't have to change him anymore than, what, 5 times till we get him back to normal? "
Vegeta fell over, " FIVE TIMES!? I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS _NOW_!! "
Bulma shoved the sheet into his arms, " Have fun! I'll be here coaching you! "
" Yeah right, that's just another way of saying you won't be doing anything. " Vegeta grumbled to himself, then
uneasily walked over to the bed Goku was laying on, " Hello, Kakarrotto. " he stumbled, avoiding eye-contact.
Goku had his thumb in his mouth instead of his whole hand this time and was staring back at the ouji curiously.
Vegeta felt his cheeks heat up.
" Umm, I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... " the smaller saiyajin's brain went completely blank, " Ka-ka, ka-ka-ka, kakakakaka,
ka-ka-ka-ka....BULMA HELP!!! " he clasped his hands over the checks of his bright red face. Vegeta's eyes squinted shut
as he began loudly humming something in his native language. Bulma sighed and got up, then pulled each of Goku's boots off
until the saiyajin was down to his newly badly-stained boxers.
" Vegeta. "
" Hm? " he opened one eye, then the other and looked around, " Oh, here. " he handed the sheet back to her.
" What's THIS for?! " Bulma sweatdropped, " I already told you--YOUR FAULT, YOUR PUNISHMENT!!! We may very well be
stuck with Goku like this for the rest of our lives so incase I can't fix his brain you better get used to it!! "
Vegeta shivered at the thought, then walked closer to Goku and nervously flipped him over so his stomach was now
smushed against the sheets and his back turned up, " *whew*. Better. " he said, then squinted his eyes shut again, " Please
forgive me Kakarrotto!!! " with that the ouji yanked the other saiyajin's shorts off, quickly folded the sheet into a
reasonable size. He shook panickingly as he flipped Goku over and tied the diaper on him as fast as possible, " Ohhhhhh.. "
the ouji continued to shake violently as he backed up, " Sick sick sick sick!! "
" See, I knew you could do it! " Bulma gave him a thumbs-up, then blinked as Vegeta dizzily left the room, " Hey,
where are you going to? "
Vegeta laughed in a nervous, stuttering tone, " I'm going to go burn these gloves. I'm not sure I can wear them
anymore after what I've just done. " he said, then left.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Lucky thing he has 15 other extra pairs of white gloves. "


" Ohhh, dear God. " Vegeta shuddered as he nervously washed his hands for the 8th time, " I'M TAKING _TURNS_ WITH YOU
ON THIS "DIAPER" THING, BULMA!!! " he yelled, " Ugh, I feel so dirty right now. " Vegeta cringed in disgust, leaving the
bathroom and putting a new pair of gloves on in the process. He closed the door to the first floor bathroom behind him and
paused as something rushed by him.
" WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! " 'Kakarrotto' squealed excitedly. Vegeta walked into the living room only to have his
eyes bulge out of his head.
Bulma stood a couple feet to his left with a similar expression on her face, " Guess who's learned how to walk. " she
said weakly as Kakarrotto raced around the room, bouncing off of things.
" WHERE'S HIS DIAPER!!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" He doesn't like wearing diapers. " Bulma sweatdropped, " He kicked it off himself only five minutes after you left
to go change your gloves. "
" Well DO something! " the ouji's face was turning bright red again, " I CAN'T HAVE KAKARROTTO RUNNING AROUND MY
HOUSE WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON!!! "
" He has his gi shirts still on Vegeta. " Bulma said, then sweatdropped to see the twitching response the ouji gave
her, " Oh-kay, I understand. I'll just have to make a diaper for him that's harder to get off. "
" WHEEE!!! " Kakarrotto spun around a nearby lamp, the wobbled to the side and tripped over a toy truck. The large
saiyajin fell to the ground and it the floor in shock. Vegeta and Bulma looked down at him. Kakarrotto's eyes began to water
while Bulma and Vegeta's widened, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


" Ta-da! It's perfect! " Bulma said proudly as she looked her newest creation over, " Just perfect! "
" Looks like a regular diaper to me. " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Vehdgee! " Kakarrotto chirped while the ouji poked the side of the diaper the larger saiyajin was now wearing.
" Ah, it only looks normal, but this diaper is specially designed to be impossible for Go--err, Kakarrotto to take
off until it senses a, umm, 'disturbance' in the force. "
" You mean he can't fling it off until this thing becomes practically a Kakarrotto-Wetlands? " Vegeta said
skeptically.
" Exactly! " Bulma smiled, " AND since he just went-- "
" --on my back. "
" --on your back, he won't have to use the 'potty' for a while. " she finished.
" Well, at least I won't have to carry Kakarrotto back upstairs again. " Vegeta nodded with relief, " We know he can
walk. "
" WANIBA!! " Kakarrotto shrieked, staying put where he was sitting on the floor of the lab.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU'RE AFRAID TO GET UP!! " Vegeta screamed.
" He DID take a nasty fall, Vegeta. " Bulma added. The ouji sent her a death glare.
" Oh COME ON, Kakarrotto! Let's get out of here! " he picked the larger saiyajin up in his arms this time and
strugglingly walked up the stairs. The ouji reached the living room and plopped Kakarrotto on the couch, " Urg! " he tiredly
sat next to him. The larger saiyajin smiled at Vegeta, who looked back at him and groaned, " Kakarrotto in a diaper--how did
I get myself into this mess! " he hung his head, " I can't even DO anything with you with your brain like this! " Vegeta
exclaimed, leaning his cheek against his hand and sighing, bored; his tail flicking back and forth every-so-slightly,
" It's not my fault! It's all Onna's for stealing you out of here this morning. If she hadn't done that, then maybe when we
DID go sparring you wouldn't have been so worried to get back and I wouldn'tve tried to stop you from getting back! "
The larger saiyajin watched the smaller one's tail twitch, then bent down to sniff it.
" I guess I could've done something other than punch you. Maybe if I had teleported behind you and kicked you the
other way, you would've slid a couple feet but your brain'd still be intact, while instead I have to deal with, with--YIPE! "
the ouji yelped as he turned his head to his right side to see Kakarrotto gumming the ouji's tail like a chew-toy. Kakarrotto
opened his mouth wide and went to bite down hard, " AHHHH!!! DON'T DO IT!!! " Vegeta reached to grab his tail. Kakarrotto
stopped several inches above the tail, causing the smaller saiyajin to let go.
" Uh..well, that's better. " Vegeta laughed nervously. Kakarrotto blinked at him, then bit down anyway, " YEEEOWW!! "
Vegeta screamed, kicking the larger saiyajin in the gut and pulling his tail away, shivering, " WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BROKEN THE SKIN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE WE'D BOTH BE IN IF YOU BROKE THE SKIN,
BAKA!! " he cursed silently to himself as he flipped his tail over, looking for a spot with teethmarks in it, " Everything
looks normal to me. " he blinked, then suddenly felt two small indents that had almost sliced into his tail, " Wow, that was
close. " Vegeta turned a pale green, " *whew*! KAKARROTTO YOU ALMOST BIT ME!!! " he snapped.
" A, a, a, a, a, a, " Kakarrotto looked like he was ready to burst into tears again.
" NO! Don't cry! I'm not mad! REALLY! " Vegeta waved his hands infront of Kakarrotto. The larger saiyajin paused his
onslaught of tears, " Yeah, that's right, don't cry. Veggie's not mad at you, Veggie loves you. " he laughed nervously, " I
mean, Veggie aimine ne ko. "
" Vehdgee aimne ry ko? " Kakarrotto smiled w/big sparkily eyes at the ouji. Vegeta yelped as his face turned bright
red. Kakarrotto reached over and gave him a sloppy looking hug. He sighed happily, " OH VEHDGEE!! "
The ouji gulped, " Oh boy. "
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8:03 PM 2/9/2003
END OF PART ONE
Chuquita: And so ends part 1!
Vegeta: What and odd place to end it at?
Chuquita: I thought it turned out good, I was just having some trouble figuring out where to end it before it spilled into
what's gonna be in chapter 2.
Vegeta: (intellegently) So that's why it seems there should be another paragraph or so.
Chuquita: (noticing Veggie's still bottle-feeding chibi Goku) Isn't he done drinking yet?
Vegeta: He has been. (sighs) He's chewing on it now (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (smiling at chibi Goku) I think they should've made a special with Chibi Goku's life with his grandpa. Would've
been funny to see how those first 12 years turned out for him.
Vegeta: (content & not paying attention) Hmm? (tickles chibi son's tummy)
Chibi Goku: (laughs)
Vegeta: Heh-heh. Silly Kakarrotto-chan! (glances over to his left) Hey, where IS Kakarrotto?
Chibi Veggie: [walks up to them in a pirate costume] (w/bad pirate impression) Arg! I took him prisoner! ARRRRRRG!
(giggles) Heeheehee!
Vegeta: (looks past the desk to see Goku tied up and lying on his back) (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto, what are you doing back
there?
Goku: (grinning) I couldn't help it little Veggie, extra little Veggie's SO CUTE I just HAD to let him enprison me!
Chibi Veggie: [whacks Goku over the head with a plastic sword] Prisoners aren't 'sposed to be happy!...are they?
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) (sweetly) I can't help it if you're really super-kawaii extra little Veggie!
Chibi Veggie: ... [slowly inches away from Son several feet]
Goku: (saddened) Aww, come back! Extra little Veggie!
Chibi Veggie: [hops in Goku's chair] (happily) HELLO adult me!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Afraid of Kakarrotto, are you?
Chibi Veggie: No. I'm done with him now.
Vegeta: Oh.
Chibi Veggie: ...
Vegeta: ...
Chibi Veggie: (big cheesy grin) SO! Got any firecrackers?
Vegeta: (flatly) NO.
Chuquita: Why do you need firecrackers?
Chibi Veggie: I like 'um.
Goku: [now untied and standing behind them] (happily) Here you go! [hands chibi Veggie fireworks]
Chibi Veggie: YAY! (hugs Son's leg) Thank you Mr. Really-tall saiyajin! [dashes off w/fireworks, laughing excitedly]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Somehow I don't think that was the smartest thing to do, Son-kun.
Goku: Aww, but Chu-sama! (glances off into audiance)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (embarassment) Here it comes again.
Goku: I couldn't help it Chu-sama, extra little Veggie's SO CUTE I just HAD to let him have some fireworks of his very own!
[Veggie mock-mouths the same words w/sarcasm on his face] (w/big sparkily eyes) And I made him SO happy!
Vegeta: (flatly) He forgot your name.
Goku: It's the thought that counts.
Vegeta: How much 'thought' did you give into the idea of giving my chibi self colorful explosives?
Goku: ...not much.
Vegeta: Exactly.
Goku: ?
Chuquita: (nervously) I say we just watch where we're walking for a while.
Vegeta: Hai.
Goku: Why? It's not like extra little Veggie is PLOTTING like little Veggie plots.
Vegeta: Yes, well, chibi me doesn't exactly have a GOAL the way _I_ have a goal. This makes his plots and schemes very
random.
Goku: Random?
Chibi Veggie: [walks up to Son] (happily) Mister can I have a carton of grapes and some earmuffs?
Goku: Awwww, here you go extra little Veggie! [gives him items] And call me Kakarrotto-san!
Chibi Veggie: (grins) (loudly) THANK YOU KAKARROTTO-SAN!! [runs off again]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (to Son) You could be dooming us all and you wouldn't even know it!
Goku: I know extra little Veggie is VERY VERY cute!
Vegeta: You would give that kid a doomsday device if you thought he was 'cute' enough to deserve it.
Goku: (embarassed) ... [folds his arms] No I wouldn't.
Vegeta: (dryly) Uh-huh...
Chuquita: Let's just hope nothing explodes within the next 5 minutes. [pulls out bag of letters] There were a couple
people who asked me some questions in the last chapter of my last fic's reviews and since there's only a few of 'um I'll
just answer them here! (these r from "Happily Ever After's" last chap)
To Miyanon - Thanks for the profound compliment! :) I'm sorry the chapter was so long. I'm trying really hard to make
them smaller. It all depends on how much stuff I gotta cram into the story. I guess I could've cut down some of the stuff
in the beginning of chapter 4 and gone straight to the play; but I thought it turned out good anyways. Next time I'll
just split off a chapter 5 or cut down some stuff.
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin - I was kinda confused by this one. But if it was on the long-ness of the chaper, again I'll
just have shorter ones (maybe 6 really short chapters instead of 4 really long ones).
To Callimogua - Thank you so much! :) Can't wait til you get the next chapter to your story up!
To lil' Chi Chi - Aw, I don't hate Chi-Chi. I like her db self much better than her dbz self though. (nods) Did you know at
the end of db Kami asks Goku and Chi-Chi if they'd like to become the next kami and kamincess--
Goku: (cocks eyebrow) "kamincess"??
Chuquita: --of Earth? Goku turned him down though. But if he hadn't they both would've kinda 'ruled' over Earth/learned new
kami-superpowers and Veggie would be in a LOT of trouble. Think about it :) As for Veggie's age when the planet blew up;
I've used 7 for his age and 2 for Goku's just to make 'um a little older, but according to this timeline in the GT Special 1
pages I have Veggie was born in 732 & Goku in 737 (also the year the planet blew up) So officially he was 5.
Goku: (confused) But our chibi Veggie's 7.
Chuquita: Yeah, well Bura's 6 years younger than chibi Trunks but she's still existing in my fics. As for when Veggie started
standing up to Chi-Chi, I'd have to say during/after "Be My Veggietine" which I wrote last year at about this same time. You
could also say Veggie still maybe suffering slight side-effects from that arrow but I never really looked at it that way.
(I'm actually gonna have another valentine's day fic but it'll be a little later cuz I'm writing this right now; has to do
w/future Veggie paying our present Veggie, Goku, and Chi-Chi a visit) And I might make a one-shot fic w/the super-psychic
Goku. 2 people asked me and I'm pretty sure I could do a good one-chapter story on that.
To Ouji-Chan - The other person who asked if I'd write the psychic Goku story :) I'll get to it eventually. Glad you liked
the story; for a moment there I was worried Veggie's play was getting a little too cheesy, I guess it didn't turn out that
bad after all.
To Nekoni - I'm so sorry that your computer broke down :( I hope it gets fixed for you soon. You're lucky you get dbgt eps
there; we don't get them till sept. BUT the new dbz eps (the last 15) are going to start airing March 17; the day after my
birthday! ::grins:: Whatever channel you get cartoonetwork on at least you'll be able to see those eps once they air!
To Saiyan*Queen*Vega - You're welcome for the mention :)
To Rentol - Thanks! I had fun working on that fic, and here's the next one :D I was gonna put this out on Monday but ff.net's
"renovating" again. (sighs) I hope it's oh-kay on Tuesday when I plan to upload this. (nods)
Chuquita: Well, that ends the questions thingy. (nods)
Vegeta: That was pretty long in itself.
Chuquita: (sadly) I know; I'm sorry. (perks up) That's why I'll wrap it up here. 2 more mini-things. 1) Special thanks to
Kyokochan83 for finding me this dbz doujinshi/fanart site (where I'm eventually going to also post fanart once I learn how).
The site is dragonball-doujinshi.com (you have to be a member to read the doujinshi) (grins) I've never read so much
doujinshi in one place before! (very happy person) I'm definately going to be sending in fanart here along with still sending
stuff to mediaminer. In fact I'm reading a doujinshi online as I type this.
Vegeta: Which is why its going so slow.
Chuquita: Neh. (sticks her tongue out at him) There's also one doujinshi in here "Doki Doki Kids" where Veggie has a
nightmare that he & Son-kun made a wish and got a fusion-baby! Which looks just like one of the 5 fusion-babies in my
mediaminer comic! "Otto"! (big grin) He's the one w/Veggie eyes and "kaka-hair". Veggie wakes up from his nightmare terrified
out of his wits and clutching his pillow for dear life. He runs out of capsule corp to Master Roshi's island and tries to get
the image out of his mind by reading one of Roshi's magazines. (sweatdrops) Kuririn & Roshi are standing there, confused. You
can tell it's one of his cuz it's got a bit "H" on it. (nods) (snickers) But poor Veggie. Heh-heh-heh.
Anyways I'd like to leave you w/this lil tidbit from my 1st Shounen Jump issue
comic/manga/magazine/thingy. "Shounen: Made up of the characters "few" and "years". It is japanese for "boy" but can also be
used to describe someone "pure of heart" or a style of comics".
Goku: (grins) Hey! I qualify for the first two... (blinks) I'm not a style of comics.
Vegeta: (sarcasm) BRILLAINT observation, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (super-intelligently) A rectangle is always a square whereas a square is not always necessarily a rectangle.
Vegeta: (eyes bulge out of his head)
Chuquita: (eyes bulge out of her head)
Chibi Goku: (giggles obliviously)
Vegeta: (worried) Ka--Kaka--
Goku: (cheerfully) However you cannot square pie because pie is always round!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Nevermind.
Chuquita: See you in part 2 everybody!
Goku: (and now, a haiku) I like to eat pie. Especially apple pie. Because it is good. (bows) Thank you. (big cheesy grin)
Vegeta: I don't know whether to be scared or hungry?