Disclaimer: I do not make money off of any of the following characters, I promise. The recognizable characters, AKA all of them, belong to CBS Paramount, Gene Roddenberry and most recently J.J. Abrams.
A.N.: My name is Heavenly Keelala and this is my first fanfic so please be gentle. I love to read reviews that are left for other stories because they tell you so much about the body of work. Please feel free to leave rave reviews and even flames, but if you must leave a flame please give evidence and state a clear reason, or I'll be really hurt. I love criticism because it makes me a better writer and makes for a better story for everyone to read.
Now it's time for some background about this tale of misunderstandings. This started when my friend Leo6656 started me on this trend when she created a story called Not What It Sounds Like. She had the brainstorm and posted the first chapter and subsequently I helped her write the second. To those of you who are following it, the third chapter is in progress, but Leo6656 has been stuck with writers block…for 6 months. I'm currently "putting a flame under her tush" to get her over it. So to pass the time I wrote a story of my own. I hope this is well received and look forward to reading your reviews. Until next time.
Heavenly Keelala
Chapter 1
"How are you feeling today, Captain? Did last night's activities help?" Commander Spock asked.
"No! I have a bad knot in my neck from that last position you had me in. You were totally being selfish!" Captain Kirk replied while holding his neck and shoulder where they met.
"I was not being selfish Captain; I was simply trying to teach you something new. My apologies for causing you discomfort."
"I can't turn my head to the left anymore! How am I supposed to work like this!" Kirk continued dramatically, ignoring Spock's apologies and acting like a child with a tantrum.
Spock sighed, "Alpha Shift will be over soon and I will be happy to work that knot out for you Captain. After all, it's the least I could do to serve my Captain."