The most awesomestness contest for M rated Fanfics

by Wolfgirl1234

This is my first contest and well I was really bored. The due date is June 10. I hope you guys have fun with this. I might just keep putting up more contests instead of stories. By your request, of course. The rules are on the inside. HAHAHAHAHA!

AN: Hey people this is a contest. It is to be called…… The most awesomestness contest for M rated Fanfics!!! MWUHAHAHAHA! By: Me, (of course), vampgrl1234OCD.

Rules:

Must have a reference to potato chips.

Must have at least 10 cuss words of your choice.

Must have really affectionate characters. (Lemons and such.)

One-shot

Collaboration is welcome.

Randomness is the best way to go. (Please make sense though). For example: 'This reminded me of that time when I ate that bad potato chip. It didn't feel right.' LOL. I crack my self up.

Canon or Crack pairings. I don't care. I find crack pairings more interesting, though.

Must have these rules at the top or in the author's note or where ever.

Last, but not least, be as dirty minded as you please.

Oh and 1 more thing. Make sure to have one evil person in the story.

Thank you for calling Jamba Juice and have a nice day.