A/N: This just came to me. I don't know how but it did. I hope you like it!

Chapter One

Story Time

Freddie Pov

Its two days till Christmas and mom is way to happy. "Mom whats going on?" I had ask curious to her weird behavior. "It is a suprise Freddie" she smiled showing her pearly white teeth. She hasn't gone into a freak out mode in a long time. She actually let me make my own decisions now.

I started to work out and got a if I do say so myself a rockin' bod. Ofcourse my two bestfriends Carly and Sam have no clue. What? They don't need to know everything. I know I promised and whatever, but they've been distant from me ever since they got their "Bad boy" boyfriends. So back to my mom. She's wearing a formal red dress, trying to look presentable, with white high heels. Me on the other hand am wearing regular cloths, but my usual polo with strips and "girl" jeans. I changed my look a little. Black jeans, a belt with a superman buckle, and a custom made pennie tee. The peenie tee is black with red letters saying "Monkey Toothpaste". It wasn't my idea it was Spencers.

Well aparently my suprise should be coming sometime now. This suprise is all my mom could talk about and all Christmas break. I keep asking what it is but she just giggles and says "It's a suprise." I'm getting tired of waiting so I go over to Carly's, hopefully her boyfriend or Sam and her's are not there. I really don't feel like arguing today.

Me and Sam have been arguing alot more than usual and now Carly's jumping in, not to stop it but to tell me off. Its really annoying. I go to the door and knock.

"Come in" a voice called. I really couldn't tell who it was though. I walk in to see to my dismay all of them Carly and Griffin. Yeah I know Mr. Peewee Baby. Well when he told Carly that he got rid of them she started to like him again. I think she never stopped just embarrassed to have a boyfriend that has peewee babys

Sam and her new boyfriend Luke. He's new and well they share the same interest in beating me up. I don't say anything because I stopped caring. It doesn't even hurt me anymore. But to amuse them and to stop them from doing any real damage I act like I'm hurt, or in pain. I walk to the computer when Luke calls me into the kitchen "Hey nub get over here."

"I have a name"

"Nah it's nub now get over here before I make you" Sam spat. Wow this should be fun. I get up and walk slowly to them.

"Do my homework nerd" he growled. "Mine to" Sam chimed. "Or else" they say together.

"Or else" I smile not fazed. I kind of want to have fun. Luke's cocky smile turned to a frown and tried to punch me. The key word is tried. I've been working out and I got flexible and athletic. I backflip and to the counter. I smile and jump down, to get sucker punched by Sam. "Thats your or else" she smiled looking at Luke. I got up and nodded. I go back to the computer. Log on the iCarly fan page to see comments. The comment box was full of pissed of fans. Mainly the Seddies and the Creddies. There hate mail makes me laugh because half of them have no life. Well atleast the super fans don't. Why are the fans mad you ask? Well my two genious bestfriends invited their boyfriends on the show and it didn't end well. I was stuck cleaning strange things off the ground and a human fiinger. I don't know exactly how it got there but it got there, and the well the fans took offense to Carly and Sam saying see we have boyfriends so now you creepy fans with no life can stop pairing us, but our mainstream fans (the normal ones) took a big offense. One said for Sam to crawl in a ditch with her boyfriend and do things, things I can't repeat.

A knock comes to the door but I had to say "come in". It was my mom and everyone gave me a an evil glare. They still think my mom is crazy just to humor me she does that strict parent thing when she's really calmer than normal. "Freddie I need you" she called. I logged off the site got up and walked to the door. I heard Sam say "Time for a tick bath" I havn't had those in nearly a year. I get out of that nightmare of an apartment. Carly and Griffin to busy making out again to notice Spencer in the back scowling. He really need friends his own age.

I go to my apartment to see why I was called a little happy. "Freddie your going to be mad at me, but here's your suprise. She said showing me a guy. Dark hair, young face atleast now 29, and a nice hair cut. It took me a while to register who he was. "Cal?" I nearly yell. "Hey there Freddie long time no see" he smiled. He still looked the same as he did 2 years ago. "Mom we need to call the police." I stammer. "No we don't" she giggles.

"Why?"

"Because they let me go. I work for them now." he reached. "Freddie you might not trust me but I'm not bad." It's not like I didn't trust him. I truly trust him. He never made him distrust him, I actually kind of idol him. He was interesting, and I needed to know where he got the uranium. I know where he got it but there are alot of blackmarkets but is there one near Seattle? I just need to know! "Look Cal what are you doing here?" I asked acting impatient. "Your mom invited me" he replied giving a small smile. "Well welcome to the Benson Residence take off your shoes." I demanded. For some reason my mom hates it when people walk in with shoes. "Freddie he doesn't have to take off his shoes. You know I stopped that rule two weeks ago" my mom laugh slapping on the shoulder.

30 minutes Later

My mom just left leaving Cal and I in an awkward silence. "So Freddie how's it been? I mean did Carly pass her project." he reached for the remote not really excited. I give a small smile "Nope when the cop found you, and when you had run through the door of the Goovie Smoothie, Carly asked if she gets to keep her A+ but Mr. Henning shook his." I clapped my hands laughing. "You had to go to didn't you? So how is that funny?" he questioned with a puzzled look of a parents off the dingo channel. "Well when you see you see your half naked friend asking if he should "dig" before or after it gets funny. Not to mention it wasn't that bad. Mr. Henning was just being his hippie self." I say walking into the kitchen. My mom also changed the eats. It is still healthy but healthy food that has a good flavor instead of that other food she use to buy. Not to mention she stopped going to those agressive parent conventions.

"So Freddie you got a girlfriend yet or are you still trying to get Carly's attention?" he calls out from the bathroom. "I have a girlfriend, Carly and Sam don't know though. They would freak out if they found out who it was." my phone rings. Thats my girlfriend right now. Valerie.

Cal Pov

Well, well, well, Freddie finally got a girlfriend. Hope it wasn't that blond chick. I gotta tell Carly I am sorry for messing up her grade/project. I walk out of the bathroom to see Freddie putting his phone down. "Who was that sport?" I smile knowing. "That my friend was my girlfriend." he gave me a cocky smug smile. If I didn't know any better about Fredward Carl Benson I'd say he is flirt, but then again I've heard his material. It's ungoddly how bad it is.

"Hey Freddie I'm going over to Carly's to apologize is that ok?" I don't really know why I'm asking when I'm the adult. "Sure if you want" he had a perplexed look on his.

I walk across the hall and knock on the door. "Coming" I heard a female voice. The door opens revealing Carly Shay and her blond friend. "Who is that" Sam pointed forgetting me. "Don't I know you from somewhere?" Carly asked eyes filled bigger than ever. "Well you see Freddie sent me over, and I seemed to forget what he wanted." I scamble a little trying to come up with that lie. I know a thief that can't lie. "Keep the door open I'll be right back." I comanded. "He's pretty cute" I heard one of the girls call.

"Freddie I need you!" I yelled opening the door just a little. "Coming" he called. "Hurry" I yelled unpatient. "Fine!" he said right in front of me.

I take him to Carlys place.

Carly Pov

I walk back leaving the door open like I was told. Freddie and the strange guy Sam was cute walked in. "So do you remember me yet?" he asked this time with a confident smirk. "Nope" Sam called boared. "Well thats a shame I got to go. Really important" Freddie said to quickly but I figured it out eventually. "Freddie wait I n-" he was cut off by Freddie "Just say sorry and leave."

"ok well I'm sorry for everything I've done" he said and tried to walk out of the door until I stopped him. "Sorry for what we just met" I smiled, trying to stop this weird situation. "Well we've met before...um...can I have a glass of water?" he asked nervously. He claims Sam and I should remember him but I'm drawing a blank. Lets see, skinny with a little build, and I mean a little, black hair like Freddies but it's more into a mohawk or something but cool. "Hey Carly's who your friend?" Spencer asked walking out of his room finally. I think. "If no one told you today, you have a cool haircut where do you get it?" he added. "Um...I do it myself" the mysterious guy said taking a drink of water. "Could you give me one?" Spencer begged in his child-like whine. "Sure I got no problem with that" the guy smiled. "OK!" Spencer beamed. "Wow, wouldn't you look at the time? I have got to be leaving. Thank you for the glass of water" he smiled and ran out the door. Me, Sam, and Spencer sharing a confused look upon our faces. "Who was that?"

A/N: I hope you like Chapter 1. I wanted to bring Cal back because he is rarely. Just like Valerie. I think they did no harm to the show. Well I hope you like it!

-Drigger12