What the Cars Think of Cars

Summary: Cars Crazy Fudge and PinkCookie11 collaboration. Fudge (Cars Crazy Fudge), the cars and the new girl, Cookie (PinkCookie11) watch the Cars movie. WARNING: This is meant to be humourous, which is way the characters may be OOC at times. If you don't like, don't read.

Chapter 1- Prologue

"Come on, guys! The DVD store closes in five minutes!" Fudge whined.

"We'd be done by now if Mr. Perfection here hadn't forgotten his iPhone", Finn pointed out. "And then had to go through the car wash on the way here. Three times! And get a polish!"

"You got a polish too!" Lightning shot back.

"Not half as much as you!"

"Well, you gotta look good!" Lightning declared.

"We're only going to the DVD store!" Fudge reasoned.

"You never know who you might run into", Lightning justified.

"You have a girlfriend!" Fudge exclaimed in horror.

"Yeah? So?"

"You are a horrible car!" Fudge announced. "A horrible, horrible- Hey! Cookie!"

Finn and Lightning looked around. "What?"

A dark-haired girl of about eighteen stood aimlessly by the door of the DVD store.

"That's Cookie to you!" she proclaimed snobbishly, looking down her nose.

"That's what I said!"

"...Oh. Sup, Fudge?"

"Who is this chick?" Lightning wondered.

"No!" Fudge cried. "Not Chick! Cookie!"

"Cookie?" Finn and Lightning repeated. "Is that a real name? What is she doing here? Are we about to have a human invasion?"

"Who wants to know?" Cookie asked.

"Cookie is my friend", Fudge explained. "It's not her real name and we knew each other from a long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away..."

"You hate Star Wars!" Lightning reminded Fudge.

Fudge shrugged. "Eh. It just seemed like the right thing to say."

"So... Cookie?" Finn began awkwardly. "How did you get here?"

Cookie blinked at him. "Is that a trick question?"

Finn was confused. "No?"

"I don't know! I couldn't see it! Why are you being mean to me?!"

"Cookie's blind", Fudge informed her friends.

"Then what are you doing in a DVD store?" Lightning wanted to know.

"I don't know!" Cookie responded. "What is this?! An interrogation?!"

"Cookie, these are my car friends-"

"Cars?!" Cookie questioned in disbelief.

"Yeah", Fudge answered. "Lightning McQueen and Finn McMissile!"

"Oh, yeah! From the movie!" Cookie recalled. "I know you guys!"

"Movie?" Finn echoed. "What movie?"

Fudge grinned. "I wonder if they have it here!"

Cookie nodded in agreement. "We gotta make 'em watch it!"

So, they headed into the store. "What section will it be in?" Fudge wondered.

"I don't know about you", Cookie announced, "but I'm heading for the porn!"

"You're only eighteen!" Fudge pointed out.

"So are you!" Cookie shot back.

"But that didn't stop you from walking into my brother's room!" She shuddered in horror. "That room seriously needs a sign on the door, saying, WARNING! THIS ROOM CONTAINS R-RATED MESS!"

Fudge was pouring through the children's DVDs, murmuring to herself, "Please tell me they have it, please tell me they have it!"

"Have what?" Finn asked.

"Here it is!" Fudge held the Cars DVD up triumphantly.

"Oh, my God!" Lightning exclaimed. "That's me!"

Fudge read the blurb aloud.

"Hotshot rookie race car Lightning McQueen was living life in the fast lane until he hits a detour on the way to the most important race of his life. Stranded in Radiator Springs, a forgotten town on the old Route 66, he meets Sally, Doc Hudson, Mater and a variety of quirky characters who help him discover that there's more to life than trophies and fame."

"Hmmm..." Lightning mused. "That sounds a little familiar."

"Isn't that how you met Sally and Mater and everyone?"

Fudge looked around. "Where did Cookie go?"

"Hey, Fudge!" Cookie appeared seemingly out of nowhere. "Look what I found!" She brandished another DVD.

"Oh, my God!" Finn exclaimed. "That's me!"

"Cars 2!" Fudge exclaimed. "Movie night!"

"Wait. How did you find that?" Lightning quizzed Cookie.

"There's this new thing!" Cookie replied. "It's called asking the guy at the counter for help!"

Fudge grabbed some popcorn- both caramel and butter- and Mars Pods. "Let's go!"

So, they returned to town. "What took you guys so long?" Sally asked.

"Ask Lightning", Finn and Fudge answered.

"Ask Cookie", was Lightning's reply.

"Ask Finn and Fudge", Cookie responded.

"Ask Cookie."

"Wait, who's Cookie?" everyone questioned.

Cookie paused. "... Hey! Look what we got!" She helped up the DVDS.

"Oooohhh! Shiny!" Mater, Ramone, Lizzie and Fillmore chorused dazedly.

"Wait... Is that us?" Sheriff noticed.

"It is?" Fudge asked sarcastically. "I didn't notice!"

Lightning grinned. "Let's watch!"

We don't own Cars. If we did, we wouldn't be writing fan fiction! XD! However, we do own Cookie and Fudge!

Please review! No flames. This wasn't supposed to be serious. The next chapter will be slightly more serious.