The SHEILD Files
Or what happens when you put the Avengers and Loki, who I'm counting as an avenger, because it takes too long to type "the avengers and Loki", in the same room.
#1: Monopoly
Bruce was "Hulking out" after the first half-hour, Thor just did not understand the rules, Stark somehow was using a mini Iron Man suit as a game peics, and the two assasians just had to be removed before they improved their reputations. We have no clue who won, because the board, pieces, dice and money were obliterated and any remains scattered around Avengers tower. Last count, Loki was winning, but Stark had Park Placer and Boardwalk. The last thing before ultimate destruction was some kind of bet between them. We're still finding hotels.
Note: Scrap the plans for Risk.
#2: Watch the Avengers movie.
Nothing horrible happened. It went well. (Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?) But after the credits stopped, Barton had to point out the obvious, "How did they film that without us noticeing?"
Note: Agents of SHIELD marathon is okay to proceed as planned.
#3: Frozen?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NEVER AGAIN! Cap took one look at the title and left, muttering darkly to himself. Estranged sibling with magic powers? Thor managed to destroy 3 TV's during "Do you want to build a Snowman?". Both parents die? Hawkeye left, but then came back with popcorn. Natasha related too well with the line, "conceal, don't feel, put on a show…" Banner could not leave fast enough once "Let it Go" started playing. So now Clint and Tony are still watching. When Olaf waddled onscreen, Barton joked with Stark, "Hey look, it's you!" Unfazed, the billionaire just responded with, "Yeah, but with the suit, I'd probably be a huge monster mutant killer deranged snow goon." Too bad Marshmallow was created out of pure fear. Tony paled visibly, and left. But the archer was completely fine until the younger sibling "died." Frozen is now banned from Avengers tower. No one told Loki why though, so he decided to watch it by himself. We now owe Stark 5 TV's. Although, he won't stop singing "Let it Go", and we may have to do something about that..soon. Before the Avengers assemble and kill him this time.