Ichigo trying to be "fly" wanted to impress Rukia. So one day he walked up to her and released his shikai.
"…I have a big sword." He smirked.
Rukia just looked at him.
"But it's true! See for yourself!" he said waving the sword in her face.
Rukia was completely confused. "What the hell are you doing, Ichigo?"
Ichigo was now in gloom.
FAIL.
But that was alright. He had another trick up his sleeve to impress someone else more worthy.
Ichigo had seen Orihime during lunch at school. Her lunches were always weird and today she had whipped cream with her. This gave him an idea.
"Hey Orihime." He said trying to sound smooth.
"Y-yes Kurosaki san?" she asked nervously.
"Want some strawberries to go with your cream?" he smirked.
All heads turned to him. All with the expression WTF. The only one that didn't seem to get it was Orihime herself.
"Oh, you have strawberries to give me? That was nice of you!" she smiled.
Ichigo walked away in defeat again. He thought his lines were clever too. Oh well, he should have never listened to his Dad.